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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
Apr 30 2011 4:23PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
hahaha
Apr 30 2011 4:24PM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
da fuk?
Apr 30 2011 4:24PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
hahah that was fuckin awesome
Apr 30 2011 4:25PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37606 - Karma: 122,595
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Apr 30 2011 4:25PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
hahaha, that was so badass !
Apr 30 2011 4:26PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
It's sweden, da Fük?
Apr 30 2011 4:29PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
its a trained moose...
Apr 30 2011 4:32PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
Hahahahahahahhahahahahhaa
Apr 30 2011 4:39PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,360
YAHHHHHHHHH

RAHHHHHHHHHH
Apr 30 2011 4:56PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
wow swedish moose suck, alaskan moose will stomp your ass.
Apr 30 2011 5:06PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
hahaha no doubt bro
Apr 30 2011 5:09PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
YAAAAAAHHHHHH haha

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Apr 30 2011 5:10PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
Omg, hes the man.
Apr 30 2011 5:11PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,213
haha
Apr 30 2011 5:11PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
I dont see how molesting endangered wildlife is supposed to be funny.
Apr 30 2011 5:11PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37606 - Karma: 122,595
No.
Apr 30 2011 5:16PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i rape pandas. is that wrong?
Apr 30 2011 5:17PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
ok, we got a hippie in this thread!
Apr 30 2011 5:17PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
I hate every single one of your posts
Apr 30 2011 5:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
BURN HER!
Apr 30 2011 5:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hahaha oh god which one of you has let her loose again...
Apr 30 2011 5:49PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
I have no clue :(
Apr 30 2011 5:56PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
Treating me and my opinions like you would a caged and defenseless animal isnt making you look any better.
Apr 30 2011 6:02PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Why do people still believe this is a real account?
Apr 30 2011 6:05PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
those ads appeal to fucking morons
Apr 30 2011 6:06PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
^I kno that one thread turned into a mess, but I speak what needs to be said, you guys are the ones who freak out and make assumptions. Assumptions make an ass out of you and me.
Apr 30 2011 6:08PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
:(
Apr 30 2011 6:08PM
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lukemeahan.
Posts: 1689 - Karma: 330
I bet that"s what the cavemen did and shit.
Apr 30 2011 6:10PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
If defending yourself from an animal by not even touching it is "molesting" then that animal would probably rather be molested than beaten senseless.

Leave.
Apr 30 2011 6:12PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Tits or GTFO.
Apr 30 2011 6:12PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
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Apr 30 2011 6:14PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
Was the moose in the city or in his house? NO. He was in the mooses territory, when youre in nature you respect it. He clearly scared and disturbed it.
Apr 30 2011 6:16PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
the fuck???
Apr 30 2011 6:18PM
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
i think the point was that they were kinda asking for it..

i do agree, that reaction is nothing short of belonging in the movie 300, but shit getting that close and hanging out there is pretty fucking stupid negating much of the manliness that followed
Apr 30 2011 6:21PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Just get the fuck out of here.

No one hurt it and the people were probably minding their own business when it came along. Quit being a fucking cunt and realize that shit happens. If it were 500 years ago they would have been feasting on that moose's dead corpse and slapping you in the face with its severed off dick just because you are so fucking retarted.
Apr 30 2011 6:23PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
Yeah? WELL DEADMAU5 SUCKS!
Apr 30 2011 6:24PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i wanna find a moose now so i can try this
Apr 30 2011 6:25PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
hm....

seems our opinions differ..

you must be hitler.
Apr 30 2011 6:27PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
hahahahaha
Apr 30 2011 6:27PM
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Big_Willy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 6
A: the moose is not an endangered species, why make stuff up to sound more dramatic

B: moose are very protective of their young/territory and will charge humans. I doubt this dude and his gf were just messing around with a giant animal for fun.
Apr 30 2011 6:28PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
Moose dont just 'come along', like most wildlife they're scared of approaching humans. Havent you seen birds? 500 years ago people would be eating fruits and grain like humans are supposed to, because moose and wildlife wouldnt be like they are now, forced into suburbs because we're polluting and expanding everywhere. I hope a bull moose busts through your sliding glass door tonight when your family is having dinner and gores your yuppie parents, that would be justice for the injuustice we've been causing to the earth.

Oh, and note, IT WAS A GIRL MOOSE, AND THEY DONT HAVE DICKS DUMASS.
Apr 30 2011 6:30PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
dont you feel weird getting this into a troll account?
Apr 30 2011 6:34PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
Its actually "assume makes an ass out of you and me"
If you're gonna try to be witty, at least do it right.
Apr 30 2011 6:40PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
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yummy
Apr 30 2011 6:49PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Shut the fuck up and learn to human.

I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with all you pro-animal shits, we have the teeth we have for a reason you dumb twat. We were meant to be dominant.

They should have killed that moose just to piss off shitwads like you.
Apr 30 2011 6:54PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Also, not a troll account people like this just piss me off.

No one is hurting the moose and this person is just making herself look like a stupid cunt.
Sorry for the double post.
Apr 30 2011 6:58PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Yes it is, you have no idea, its a communal alias the mods and a few select members take turns using the account making outlandish statements in an attempt to fool the masses thus gaining a feeling of supremacy. Dont feed the alias's
Apr 30 2011 7:04PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
all im gonna say is Dave Salmoni, 1up
Apr 30 2011 7:05PM
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AdmiralSnackbar
Posts: 85 - Karma: 22
Moose have teeth, pretty sure they dont eat meat. Congrats, you're still a fuckhead. You jerk it to being a jerk to girls?
Apr 30 2011 7:09PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
500 years ago was FAR after humans transfered from the unter gather lifestyle to an agriculture fueled system. I am all for you voicing you opinions but please do not do so unless your facts are checked and you actually think about what you are saying. What you just said is just not true, and thats a fact.
Apr 30 2011 7:09PM
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