Cop: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: Uhhh, no...
Cop: I know you know. Now tell me why I stopped you.
Me: Officer, I am honestly unaware of your reason for stopping me.
Cop: If you make me show you the tape of what you did, I will take you home to your parents and they can deal with you.
Me: What?
Cop: You stuck your tongue out at me.
Me: Officer I honestly don't know what you're talking about.
Cop: Yes you do. I have a theory with kids like you. If we catch them while they're young, we can still turn them around. (Let it be noted that I'm an honor student and recently created a full length documentary about Heroin usage for my county and school)
Me: Can I please see the video? (at this point I recall the position of my tongue as he passed)
Cop: You don't have to see it. You know what you did.
Me: Officer, I wasn't sticking my tongue out at you.
Cop: That's it, I'm taking you home. You have a serious respect issue. Give me your name and address.
*I give him it*
Cop: Okay let's go. *Gets out of car, attempts to take my bike"
Me: I'm not getting in your vehicle. Unless you're arresting me, I don't have to get in it.
Cop: Then I'll just follow you home.
Me: Okay...
Long story short, he follows me home and talks to my dad. My dad refuses to take his shit. Basically, the cop left and my dad filed a complaint about him.
Another note, some things were omitted because of redundancy. I also forgot to mention, he pulled into a driveway and talked to me there. The home owner needed to pull in and he held up his one finger and told her to hold on. This cop was a total moron. I have no problem with police and I respect them. Even if I had done that, I'm a kid. He treated me like I had flicked him off or screamed something vulgar at him.
Any thoughts?
