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Jack Bauer vs Jason Bourne

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ktd619
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So me and my English teacher have this on going battle about who would win in a fight, whats your opinion?
Apr 29 2011 10:02PM
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M.RYAN05
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gotta go with bourne on this one. something about it just gives him that edge
Apr 29 2011 10:03PM
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[evan]
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I'd like to submit my entry for Michael Scofield and Lincoln Burrows.
Apr 29 2011 10:04PM
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McFellon
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what kind of fight? just hand-hand or like shoot-out?
Apr 29 2011 10:07PM
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ktd619
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well i would say for hand to hand: Jason Bourne
Gun fight: Jack Bauer
Apr 29 2011 10:09PM
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introvert
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Bauer.
Apr 29 2011 10:09PM
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introvert
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Bauer.
Apr 29 2011 10:09PM
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Skithedeep
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i cant believe this is an argument. bauer is an old man, bourne would destroy him
Apr 29 2011 10:09PM
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Brenone
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Bourne hands down.
Apr 29 2011 10:14PM
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1337
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Mark Wahlberg
Apr 29 2011 10:17PM
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jeremy.g
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BOURNE.
Apr 29 2011 10:32PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Apr 29 2011 10:36PM
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babooski92
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Jason Bourne hands down

bourne vs. wahlberg is a much tougher decision
Apr 29 2011 10:36PM
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S.C
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bourne
Apr 29 2011 10:36PM
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soulskier
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good 'ol chuck would fly in out of nowhere and roundhouse them both to death
Apr 29 2011 10:43PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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bourne. jack bauer has the most obnoxious voice.
Apr 29 2011 10:43PM
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malonius_funk
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Jack Bauer (Keifer Sutherland) because he is always wasted and when you're wasted you can't feel/remember blows to the face.
Apr 29 2011 10:45PM
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Lemuel
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Bourne. Who does the teach say?
Apr 29 2011 10:49PM
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Sam.Carson
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jack B for the win on this one
Apr 30 2011 12:02AM
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triebby
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Jon Olsson.
Apr 30 2011 12:08AM
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Mr.Luke
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Bourne
Apr 30 2011 12:10AM
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woollygangster
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Jack Bauer is pretty badass, but when you think about hes not really that good at anything. He gets captured all the time and shit. Jason Bourne just doesn't lose.

Jason Bourne
Apr 30 2011 12:12AM
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no_steeze
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bourne

his fighting is way cleaner. they are equally tough but bourne is a better trained fighter
Apr 30 2011 12:25AM
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Captain_Slow
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Apr 30 2011 1:19AM
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theline
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Bourne.
He could whip the living shit out of Jack Bauer WHILE aferbanging.
Apr 30 2011 1:30AM
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lukemeahan.
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Jason would kill jack
Apr 30 2011 1:37AM
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JIBpsy^^
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If jack b had jason tied up in a chair he could go all lamp cord on his ass (You have to be a die hard 24 fan to get that reference) But jason is a better cleaner fighter so jack if he had to interogate ut jason for the kill
Apr 30 2011 1:42AM
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Proletariat.
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Bjorn
Apr 30 2011 1:50AM
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Clevinger
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Bourne's entire purpose is to kill people. If Bauer does literally anything else, he's a less focused, less dedicated ass-buster.
Apr 30 2011 3:15AM
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Orrin
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Bourne every time.
Apr 30 2011 5:49AM
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ktd619
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In a game of hide and seek, Jack Bauer.
Apr 30 2011 9:08PM
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hot.pocket
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In a fight between Bauer and Bourne, Jon Olsson won.
Apr 30 2011 9:27PM
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RustyPlanks
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I haven't posted in quite a while... but Jack Bauer.

Nina Myers: Jack, if you kill me, you won't know who I work for. You think I work for Drazen, but I don't!
Jack Bauer: I trusted you, Nina...
Nina Myers: I was just doing my job.
Jack Bauer: Your job? My wife and daughter almost died today! How many people that trusted you lost their life today because you were doing your job? Walsh, or Jamey? Ellis? How many others?
Nina Myers: How many people died because of you, Jack?
Apr 30 2011 11:04PM
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come_at_me_bro
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Jason Bourne would fuck Jacks shit up.. seriously he is so badass he could kill like fucking chuck norris or something
Apr 30 2011 11:08PM
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Barentine
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Apr 30 2011 11:11PM
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SeanTom
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Bourne
Apr 30 2011 11:22PM
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pmw
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you must be shitting yourself. jack bauer is an ex special forces member, and has been a government field agent for years. his hand to hand fighting is ridiculous

plus, you put a pistol in jacks hand, he is unstoppable. im not saying he would win in a fight, but he would certainly give bourne a run for his money
Apr 30 2011 11:31PM
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ski_ENDUB
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I'd go with Wahlberg
May 1 2011 1:21AM
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ktd619
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Jack Bauer interrogations are nasty.
May 1 2011 8:40AM
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canterbury
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jason bourne
May 1 2011 9:40AM
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Furrer92
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Except David Webb (Jason Bourne) trained with super secret special forces in Vietnam as part of an assassination squad
May 1 2011 10:23AM
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.AR6rider.
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Jason Bourne would straight up own Jack Bauer's shit.
May 1 2011 12:12PM
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Anathema
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May 1 2011 12:15PM
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r0dubs
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MARKY MARK
May 1 2011 12:15PM
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gus555
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jason staythem.
May 1 2011 12:20PM
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killa_cam
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May 1 2011 1:13PM
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killa_cam
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM
May 1 2011 1:15PM
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pomme-de-terre
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are you fucking kidding me?


jack bauer. all fucking day. jason bourne is sick, not denying that, but hes more of like a sneaky kinda guy, jack bauer eats a bowl of live, armed terroists for breakfast every morning.
May 1 2011 1:21PM
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Woodsy15
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Bauer no doubt.
May 1 2011 1:33PM
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SkidaEast4lif3
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bourne hands down
May 1 2011 1:35PM
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