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What does tanner do when not skiing?

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J.D.
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This thread fills a much-needed gap. I noticed a distinct lack of tanner in the NSG, and sought to ameliorate this problem. I think we can all agree that this forum is much better now.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 12:53AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hmm, being with his girl, go to the camps. smoking Weed...





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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 22 2004 12:54AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
wow ameliorate is a big word you must be real smart, fag
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Jul 22 2004 12:55AM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
its not a big word for jd




huck something
Jul 22 2004 12:56AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Lineskier gets bitter a lot. Something to do with an inferiority complex. I'd offer help, but I'd have to charge.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 12:57AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
no shit douchebag, can anyone please notice obvious sarcasm, from now on when im sarcastic im going to type in all caps
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Jul 22 2004 12:57AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
EVERYONE ON NS IS AS SMART OR SMARTER THAN ME
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Jul 22 2004 12:58AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I was also joking, if that wasn't obvious.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 12:58AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
O THATS NICE
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good thing i got my trusty cougar call
Jul 22 2004 12:59AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
ok good, but im proving my point to crow
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Jul 22 2004 12:59AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
OMG LOLZ LETS TALK IN ALL CAPS LINSEIKIER! THAT IS REALLY COOL KTHXBYE.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 12:59AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
OMG HI2U JD
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:01AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
ROFLMAAOLOAOMFROLOLOLLOL!!!!
WHY R U PPL SO MEEN?!?!!11
O WELL...TEH FUNAY!!

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 1:02AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
YEAH MAN TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THE NEW LOL MAN SWEEEET KTHXBYE
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Jul 22 2004 1:02AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
WHAT ARE WE ALL YELLING ABOUT???? RABBLE RABBLE RABLLE



sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Jul 22 2004 1:02AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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im a little worried that this thread is getting distinctly off topic... however, i do see some portential golden wheelchair winners being produced if this continues unchecked... with that, you may proceed.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 22 2004 1:04AM
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lineskier10
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ITS NOT YELLING DUMBFUCK READ THE THREAD, FAG
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Jul 22 2004 1:04AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
OMGWTF?!?11? WUT DUZ RABBLE RABLE MEEN? HAHA LOLZ SO FUNAY. U GUYZ R SO KEWL! ROFL

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 1:04AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
WE'RE NOT YELLING WERE R BEING SARCASTIC WEHN WE TYPE IN CAPS silly sally
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good thing i got my trusty cougar call
Jul 22 2004 1:04AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
OMG HI2U ASLPLZTHX
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:05AM
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squeakywaffle
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:06AM
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T.L.
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WELL I THINK YELLING SHOULD BE DOUBLE SPACED FROM NOW ON


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Jul 22 2004 1:06AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
'ITS NOT YELLING DUMBFUCK READ THE THREAD, FAG'

Wait, so does that mean you were being sarcastic when you said that?

KTHXBYE :-D :-D :O
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:08AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^HAHA ROLFMAO OV CORSE!!!1!!11! U GUYZ ROXXOR

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 1:08AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
well it worked, FUK U NEWAYS WHY DO U CARE, BITCH SHIT FUCK
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Jul 22 2004 1:10AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469



****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Jul 22 2004 1:11AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
ROTFLMAO RTFM NOOB :O
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:11AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
its odd how people find it nessecary to end there sentence in the word 'fag'


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Jul 22 2004 1:12AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
^^ wtf is that
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:12AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ahahaha...this is the first time I've laughed this hard at a thread in a long time.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Jul 22 2004 1:13AM
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freeze_pooter
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WOW THERES A SOBER BUNCH
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Jul 22 2004 1:13AM
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Mattman
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TAN THE MAN





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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 22 2004 1:14AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
^^ A FEMALE? ON TEH INTERNET? FAKER!!!!!11!!1!
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:14AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yeah, I fart too, so I must be faking.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Jul 22 2004 1:15AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
OMG FAKIER!!!1!!1111!!!!!!!111!!!

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 1:16AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
OMG FAKIR!!!!1


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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:18AM
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T.L.
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^what is he looking for?


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Jul 22 2004 1:19AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
fire ants
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:19AM
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SteveXs2
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Exercises his Gorilla Steeze. Jumps on a trampoline. Eats wheaties and takes loooooooong baths.


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--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
Jul 22 2004 1:19AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I almost pissed my pants reading this thread.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 22 2004 1:20AM
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J.D.
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OH NOES!!! THAT GUY LOKS LIKE HES IN TRUBBLE... LOLZ!!1!!! SUM1 HELP HIM!!!!!!!1

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 22 2004 1:21AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
shift,bshift.U GUYZ R GHEy shift1shift,/bshift.


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Jul 22 2004 1:23AM
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lineskier10
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LOCAL_608 YOUR SO COOL, FAG WHY DONT YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, FAG WE ALL HATE YOU, FAG UMMM I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY, FAG
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Jul 22 2004 1:25AM
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squeakywaffle
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'He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel'. Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two 'spotters' on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.'
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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
Jul 22 2004 1:27AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199




Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 22 2004 1:30AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
dude no fair, u cut of XDs head


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Jul 22 2004 1:31AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
It was a hack job, I know. My deepest apologies. I just couldn't resist.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Jul 22 2004 1:33AM
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mikee
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why doenst he just keep his eyes open for pictures?

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jul 22 2004 1:48AM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
Dude, what the fuck happened to the ski gabber. Mannn


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Jul 22 2004 2:16AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Funnily enough FAG in the UK means ciggerette
E.g.

(1) 'hey dude you got a fag?'
(2) 'yeah sure man theres a fag for ya'
(1) 'cheers for the fag dude'
(2) 'No probs man, enjoy it.'

Anyway, I presume tannner builds a ramp out of all his money and trys to D-spin of it. Either that or lives a completly normal life. Except when he dreams of landing a switch 10 with a mute grab its probably real life.

And by the way. Ameliorate, To make or become better; improve....... I didnt know that.


Jul 22 2004 2:38AM
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hendrik.
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tell us...what does bugger mean in the uk? =)
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Jul 22 2004 3:12AM
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