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The_Greek
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write as many jay and silent back strike back lines from the movies as you guys can. here i will start us off.
yo check this shit out lunchbox animal tranqulizers. save this shit for later, so me and justice can fuck like stoned test bunnies. BONG



Wu Tang Clan
Jul 21 2004 9:10PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
both of you doofuses mauled that quote.

once we get to hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made em eat. then all you motherfucks are next. love, jay and silent bob.
Jul 23 2004 6:56PM
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taylorsniffen
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jay: whats twistin' this bitches tits




jesus loves bikers too
Jul 25 2004 1:59PM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
dude i just filled the cup




jesus loves bikers too
Jul 25 2004 2:04PM
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Capt.Flannel
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'No ticket'
Jul 25 2004 7:17PM
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chuuch
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in 7th grade silent bob here turned his moms vibrator into a cd player using some chicken wire and shit, the motherfuckers like maguiver, nah the mother fuckers better than maguiver
Jul 25 2004 8:27PM
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taylorsniffen
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i dont remember that line in the movie




jesus loves bikers too
Jul 26 2004 9:01PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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mother fuckers like mcgyver. no! mother fuckers better than mcgyver!





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Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

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Fistin' Mad Bitches!

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Jul 26 2004 11:10PM
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Capt.Flannel
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ahahahaha ^ Yess
Jul 26 2004 11:33PM
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Hepcat1000000000
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'Then there's always the payback movie...'

*looks at screen*
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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!

Emo kids don't cry because they're sad all the time, they cry because they have to listen to that horrible music all the time. I'd cry if i had to listen to that whiny music over and over and over....wouldn't you?

(I'm in a band, go to purevolume.com and check out East Coast Skank. Our recording sucks, but bear with it...)
Jul 28 2004 4:51PM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
gonna get some pussy for stealin the monkey




jesus loves bikers too
Jul 31 2004 2:09PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i saw so many misquoted lines... ill do what i can remember...

'yo this guy aint one of us he said hed fuck a sheep... now who's stupid ya drity sheep fucker.'

'hey lady have you ever had your asshole eaten by a fat man in an overcoat?'

'noooooo, i wasnt with a hooker today.'

'contrary to what you believe not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.'
'how bout this deal? hell suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.'
'alright, make it fast and sexy and when its over you say oh what a lovely tea party.'
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The following post is a piece of shit.
Aug 1 2004 2:58AM
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fukeneh
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'ima smooooth pimp who loooves the pussy'



Ski The Springs
Aug 2 2004 9:20AM
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The_Greek
Posts: 176 - Karma: 206
BONG



Wu Tang Clan
Aug 11 2004 11:09AM
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The_Greek
Posts: 176 - Karma: 206
no more hairy bush nuns



Wu Tang Clan
Aug 29 2004 9:10AM
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sconnyFC
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dunh duh, dunh duh, duhn duh.....salsa shark. we're gonna need a bigger boat.








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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
Aug 29 2004 4:17PM
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genericname
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i am the clit commander

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Aug 31 2004 1:14PM
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