So last night I woke up at 2 or so to the sound of water gushing out of a fire hydrant. Some strange dude in a cargo van pulled up in front of my house and just unwrenched a fire hydrant for no real reason and let it run for a good 10 minutes. It was weird as hell so we called the cops. About an hour and a half later, my mom woke me up to catch a random mouse running around in her room. Needless to say I slept like shit and I'm probably still delirious.
I fell back asleep eventually and had a weird dream, super weird. About pokemon. And I don't even play pokemon or know them at all, I haven't played in like 10 years. So I blame you NS. Here's the dream.
I woke up on the floor on what seemed to be some weird mexican jail. I'm not sure why it was mexican, it wasn't like I saw a bunch of
or anything but I just knew. So I wake up and I realize that somehow I am friends with none of but fuckin the little yellow bastard
I pick up a gun and start shooting. The gun was an ACR, probably because I was watching those crazy ass FPS Russia youtube gun videos before I fell asleep. So I'm shooting and running through cells since all the walls were busted up, and I look over and realize that my enemies are these dirty fuckers...
but they were zombie bees. And scarier than your girlfriend being pregnant. Fucking horrifying.
So this dream kept going and the fighting went on and on until we were pinned down, me and pikachu and so I was like "yo we're straight up fucked son" and he's all like "pee ka" this and "pee ka" that and who the fuck knows what that means. SPEAK ENGLISH YOU LITTLE SHITBRAINS. I realize we need to run for it or we're screwed. I was like, "oh no! oh no! oh no!" and then all of a sudden who bursts through the wall to save the day but...
Just kidding, it was actually,
Seaking busts in and fucks these bee zombie shitnuggets up. Explosions everywhere. And then I woke up in a sweat just saying what the fuuuuuuuck is wrong with me.
No i am not kidding, not this is not a 4chan thing, yes i really did dream that and take the time to write it up and share.
inb4 you're on drugs and cool story bro.
