I had a really weird dream. (illustrated with pictures sorta)

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So last night I woke up at 2 or so to the sound of water gushing out of a fire hydrant. Some strange dude in a cargo van pulled up in front of my house and just unwrenched a fire hydrant for no real reason and let it run for a good 10 minutes. It was weird as hell so we called the cops. About an hour and a half later, my mom woke me up to catch a random mouse running around in her room. Needless to say I slept like shit and I'm probably still delirious.

I fell back asleep eventually and had a weird dream, super weird. About pokemon. And I don't even play pokemon or know them at all, I haven't played in like 10 years. So I blame you NS. Here's the dream.

I woke up on the floor on what seemed to be some weird mexican jail. I'm not sure why it was mexican, it wasn't like I saw a bunch of

or anything but I just knew. So I wake up and I realize that somehow I am friends with none of but fuckin the little yellow bastard

I pick up a gun and start shooting. The gun was an ACR, probably because I was watching those crazy ass FPS Russia youtube gun videos before I fell asleep. So I'm shooting and running through cells since all the walls were busted up, and I look over and realize that my enemies are these dirty fuckers...

but they were zombie bees. And scarier than your girlfriend being pregnant. Fucking horrifying.

So this dream kept going and the fighting went on and on until we were pinned down, me and pikachu and so I was like "yo we're straight up fucked son" and he's all like "pee ka" this and "pee ka" that and who the fuck knows what that means. SPEAK ENGLISH YOU LITTLE SHITBRAINS. I realize we need to run for it or we're screwed. I was like, "oh no! oh no! oh no!" and then all of a sudden who bursts through the wall to save the day but...

Just kidding, it was actually,

Seaking busts in and fucks these bee zombie shitnuggets up. Explosions everywhere. And then I woke up in a sweat just saying what the fuuuuuuuck is wrong with me.

No i am not kidding, not this is not a 4chan thing, yes i really did dream that and take the time to write it up and share.

inb4 you're on drugs and cool story bro.

Apr 27 2011 10:16AM

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feihlination

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quality thread, seriously, lulz can be had in here

Apr 27 2011 10:19AM

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i usually just have dreams of me freefalling and it feels so real i wake up. happens every night.

Apr 27 2011 10:19AM

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feihlination

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perfect with your icon. like some vietnam psycho shit

Apr 27 2011 10:20AM

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TechnoPotamus

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that's the worst shit ever, waking up grabbing the edge of the bed like OH FUCK and then it's fine.

It could be worse, imagine if you pooped yourself. That applies to most situations in life.

Apr 27 2011 11:29AM

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lololololololollololo hilarious

Apr 27 2011 11:32AM

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i had a dream i was in a white room tryng to get out and this kid i knew fromlike grade 2's older brother came in and told me the only way out was to pour milk in my shoes and the dream carried on me looking for milk in the same room

it sucked

your dream sounds awesome waking p and falling back to sleep always leads to epic dreams

Apr 27 2011 11:34AM

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TechnoPotamus

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yeah man i went back and forth from awake to asleep like every hour not even. I feel like a bag of dicks today because of it.

Apr 27 2011 11:41AM

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Chunter

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My friend left a coffee mug in my car and in my dream I needed to return it to him hella bad. When I was leaving my house to give it to him it folded out to like a Tupperware container which my mom then insisted to put her leftover tuna in. I then gave him the fold out cup full of tuna and he ate it all on the spot.

Fuck my dreams.

Apr 27 2011 3:28PM

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.frenchy

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Hahaha best dream evar?

Apr 27 2011 3:30PM

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same, right before i land i wake up on the ground next to my bed

Apr 27 2011 3:42PM

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AWALLRUS.

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whenever i have fucked up dreams i can usually relate them to stuff i did the day before. hop in the shower and think about main details is always fun

Apr 27 2011 3:52PM

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Weird. The worst nightmare I can remember when I dreamt that I was fighting an army of Charmeleons

Scary shit

Apr 27 2011 3:59PM

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I dream about monster trucks

Apr 30 2011 4:25PM

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tuna.

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charmeleon is so underground.

everybody loves charmander or charizard, it takes a real hipster to love the middle of the two.

Apr 30 2011 4:47PM

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i actually love those dreams they feel so real that i get the feeling you get when your going down a roller coaster except it seems to last the entire dream, one of my favorite dreams for sure

Apr 30 2011 4:50PM

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Hey, I'm glad you made this thread. I didn't read it, but it reminded me that you were in my dream last week. I saw your username sticker on two different cars in my town in the same day and it confused me a bit and then i met you, even though I have no idea what you look like. Do you have brown hair? /Creep

Apr 30 2011 4:57PM

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lpoolololpol

Apr 30 2011 5:06PM

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I dreamt about bacon. Oh yeah.

Apr 30 2011 5:48PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Yessss i've officially made it. I have a shaved head, but my hair color is brown...sooo it's like a 5 o clock shadow of brown on my head? I'm a handsome beast, let's leave it at that.

THIS POST IS NOW DIAMONDS

Apr 30 2011 5:51PM

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