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'Pole whacking causes avalanches' - CNN

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BobYohan

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top notch journalism as usual!

and the original video:

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mvf

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haha thanks

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james6345789

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I'd say any news story with compton is quality!

EXTREME!!!!!!!!

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KevinK.

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Correct me if im wrong im pretty baked....

He looked to his right not the left after he went off the cliff, but the report claims he looks left

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Relish_man

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pole whacks dont cause avalanches.

i cause avalanches, with pole whacks.

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nCrow

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Haha

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skiminnesota

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i was really REALLY hoping he would say "pole whacking" but i guess not.

either way i think Shane would approve.

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304NordMan

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.. and call himself out...

"YO, CNN, CHECK ME OUT! I'M ABOUT TO RIP THIS SHIT!"

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Mr.Huck

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Lessons learned from this CNN report:

1) Be mindful of where you whack your pole.
2) Dig a pit and determine the stability of the snow pack before fapping.
3) If you are going to fap on a steep avalanche prone slope, do not do so without a parachute.

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