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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
fuck last post on page.
May 1 2011 4:35AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
so much win
May 1 2011 2:38PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
jon olsson's tears cure cancer, but he never cried.
May 1 2011 3:45PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
thats fucked up
May 1 2011 4:26PM
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EaStCoAsT14
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
Jon Olsson killed Bin Laden
May 2 2011 12:29AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
lol^


if you gave jon olsson male enhancements, our world would have no women left
May 2 2011 2:06AM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412
Jon Olsson made the faunt get bigger...
May 2 2011 2:08AM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
The 24 hour fight between jon olsson and bin laden created storms all across the world until eventually bin laden was calmed by the red orb. Unfortunately, jon olsson can't be calmed and he went a bit too far on bin laden.
May 2 2011 6:49AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Jon Olsson just got back from a vacation to Pakistan.
May 2 2011 3:02PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
haha quality.

May 2 2011 3:10PM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
haha
May 2 2011 3:13PM
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miemiec
Posts: 400 - Karma: 55
HAHAHA for the win
May 2 2011 3:59PM
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TheWakes.
Posts: 685 - Karma: 235
When God said, "Let there be light," he had to ask jon olsson's permission first.
May 2 2011 4:26PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
John Olsson doesn't spin, me manipulates the earth around him.
May 2 2011 6:53PM
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wesley.
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.
May 2 2011 10:21PM
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B.Lyfe
Posts: 624 - Karma: 116
Jon Olsson divides prime numbers by 2

Jon Olsson puts out fires with gas....

Jon Olsson puts his socks on AFTER his ski boots...

Jon Olsson CAN talk about fight club...

Jon Olsson's heart beat IS Dubstep...

May 3 2011 10:38AM
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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214
One day Jon Olsson walked down the street with a massive erection.  There were no survivors
May 3 2011 2:29PM
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163

so good.

May 3 2011 3:14PM
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AronA
Posts: 75 - Karma: 396
Ahahah !
Jon Olsson can watch flash videos on his iPhone
May 3 2011 3:27PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Jon Olsson found the square root of a negative number























in first grade.
May 3 2011 5:43PM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
If Jon doesn't win it's becase he is sleeping
May 3 2011 6:11PM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
But he doesn't sleep?
May 3 2011 6:32PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
Jon Ollson blew up chads gap


































with a quadrupal rodeo 1980
May 3 2011 7:14PM
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B.Lyfe
Posts: 624 - Karma: 116
when Jon Olsson takes out a loan, banks pay him interest...

Jon Olsson is Victoria's Secret

Jon Olsson is so fast, GPS talks to him in past tense...
May 3 2011 8:27PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
He broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Did he go
 for the vault? No. He went for the chandelier, it's priceless. As he's
 taking it down, a woman catches him. She tells him to stop, it's her 
father's business. She is Tiffany. He says no, they make love all night. In
 the morning, the cops come and he escapes in one of their uniforms. He tells her to meet me in Mexico, but he goes to Canada. He likes the cold. 30 years later, he gets a postcard. He has a
 son. Turns out, he is the chief of police. This is where the story gets 
interesting. He tells Tiffany to meet him in Paris, by the trocodero. 
She's been waiting for him all these years, she's never taken another
 lover. He doesn't care, he doesn't show up. He goes to Berlin, that's where he 
stashed the chandelier.
May 3 2011 9:05PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
exactly, he always wins
May 3 2011 9:06PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

ha. nice

May 3 2011 9:11PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
this thread is absolute gold
May 3 2011 9:16PM
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whoa-dere
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every piece of viagra has a drop of jon olsson's sweat
May 4 2011 6:58PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
Correction:
Every pill of Viagra has a drop of Jon Olsson's semen.
May 4 2011 8:15PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
Adding on to this:
Every bottle of Visine is made of jon olsons tears, he doesn't cry often......but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis
May 4 2011 8:35PM
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Z-Juice
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Jon Olson only has lamborghinis because he doesn't want to ruin his skis on the highway
May 4 2011 8:38PM
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Hosoi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 20
Jon Olsson can do average things in average situations
May 4 2011 8:43PM
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Z-Juice
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Hahaha great
May 4 2011 8:47PM
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thatsG
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Jon Olsson bowls overhand
May 4 2011 11:29PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
Jon Olsson commonly disguises himself as a girl... She's the only one who can keep up with him in bed
May 4 2011 11:35PM
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Totes_Magotes
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Jon olsson sneezed a week ago... he sincerely apologizes for all the lives lost in the Alabama tornadoes.
May 4 2011 11:49PM
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localonvolkls
Posts: 448 - Karma: 90
jon olsson farts cinnimon dust
May 5 2011 12:02AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
when bruce lee died, chuck norris realized he no longer had a rival equal of his talents. thus jon olsson was created. the problem was chuck failed to factor progression into his calculations. not only could jon not be hurt, he becomes stronger and faster by the minute, soon surpassing anything red beard could have ever imagined. to this day chuck cries himself to sleep knowing it was he who unleashed the unstoppable force on the world that is jon olsson.
May 5 2011 3:17AM
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smallmtskier
Posts: 254 - Karma: 41

so much winning in this thread

May 5 2011 4:29PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
k?

3/2 = 1.5
May 5 2011 4:47PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Jon Olsson can beat Forrest Gump in ping pong.
May 5 2011 5:31PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Jon Olsson passed the cinnamon test.
May 5 2011 6:31PM
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localonvolkls
Posts: 448 - Karma: 90
jon olsson can parallel park a freight train
May 6 2011 2:17AM
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Imagination
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Jon Olsson CAN do a backflip
May 6 2011 2:24AM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
I sure hope the legend sees this?
May 6 2011 2:33AM
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coop-son
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Jon Olsson has been dead for over 20 years now, death just hasn't mustered up the courage to tell him...


Jon Olsson Re-Joins the SEALs at 10:31 A.M.
Bin Laden is dead at 10:32 A.M.
May 6 2011 10:25AM
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AronA
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Jon Olsson can. The others try.
May 8 2011 4:43PM
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