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The 24 hour fight between jon olsson and bin laden created storms all across the world until eventually bin laden was calmed by the red orb. Unfortunately, jon olsson can't be calmed and he went a bit too far on bin laden.
He broke into Tiffany's at midnight. Did he go for the vault? No. He went for the chandelier, it's priceless. As he's taking it down, a woman catches him. She tells him to stop, it's her father's business. She is Tiffany. He says no, they make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and he escapes in one of their uniforms. He tells her to meet me in Mexico, but he goes to Canada. He likes the cold. 30 years later, he gets a postcard. He has a son. Turns out, he is the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. He tells Tiffany to meet him in Paris, by the trocodero. She's been waiting for him all these years, she's never taken another lover. He doesn't care, he doesn't show up. He goes to Berlin, that's where he stashed the chandelier.
when bruce lee died, chuck norris realized he no longer had a rival equal of his talents. thus jon olsson was created. the problem was chuck failed to factor progression into his calculations. not only could jon not be hurt, he becomes stronger and faster by the minute, soon surpassing anything red beard could have ever imagined. to this day chuck cries himself to sleep knowing it was he who unleashed the unstoppable force on the world that is jon olsson.