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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
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If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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Blurst
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You just took all of the dos equis man stuff from twitter. You are not funny or original.
Apr 26 2011 9:41AM
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RubberSoul
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this one's good too
Apr 26 2011 12:09PM
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Anorak
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He doesn't brake mirrors. He makes them.

Apr 26 2011 12:11PM
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caliskigirl
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Jon Olsson's tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries.
Apr 26 2011 2:24PM
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emilyiscool
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women do not have periods, jon simply fucks them that hard, it takes him about a month to do every girl on earth.
Apr 26 2011 4:31PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
you're fuckin weird
Apr 26 2011 4:39PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
no shit ;)
Apr 26 2011 4:40PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this thread is awesome.



Apr 26 2011 5:01PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
Death once had a near-Jon Olsson experience

All of Jon Olsson's genes are dominant

Jon Olsson was about to be the star of Mission Impossible, but he it was recast because they would have had to change the name to Mission Accomplished
Apr 26 2011 6:02PM
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JKill
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Mortals go to church to worship god. God goes to church to worship Jon Olsson.
Apr 26 2011 6:17PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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hahahahahahahaha best one by far
Apr 26 2011 6:27PM
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ukskier999
Posts: 58 - Karma: 13
Jon Olsson can believe it's not butter
Apr 26 2011 6:31PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
Jon Olsson has had sex with incredibly hot Swedish supermodels
Apr 26 2011 6:53PM
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whoa-dere
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hahahaha

this is what a girl's puss looks like after he bangs her

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Apr 26 2011 7:22PM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
Jon Olsson is the pro team usa sung about.
Apr 26 2011 7:49PM
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huck_to_flat
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
Best thread ever
Apr 26 2011 8:01PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
And iowa wins
Apr 26 2011 8:06PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
Jon Olsson is so awesome that he designs his own outerwear. Too bad it looks gay.
Apr 26 2011 8:10PM
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phelps
Posts: 636 - Karma: 60
Best comment on NS.
Apr 26 2011 8:22PM
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CakedWiddit
Posts: 268 - Karma: 13
Jon Olsson is Ellen with long hair
Apr 26 2011 8:26PM
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Gstrong
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oh hai
Apr 26 2011 8:40PM
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shein8
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When you throw up, Jon Olsson throws down
Apr 26 2011 8:43PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
ghosts sit around the campfire and tell jon olsen stories
Apr 26 2011 8:50PM
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.squirrely.
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jon olsson was what Willis was talking about
Apr 26 2011 9:00PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i like this
Apr 26 2011 9:11PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Jon Olsson doesn't masturbate in his bathtub, he has Swedish supermodels take turns jerking him off. Oh wait...
Apr 26 2011 9:38PM
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EaStCoAsT14
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
The only triple flip Jon Olsson does is 3 middle fingers in Ahmet Dadali's face
Apr 26 2011 9:45PM
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NickCage
Posts: 111 - Karma: 33
hahaha sig'd
Apr 26 2011 10:15PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Ummm.... most epic thing ever posted on this site?

I think so.

Sigd, tweeted.

Apr 26 2011 10:31PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
Jon Olsson is a huge pussy.































Because you are what you eat... right guys, right?
/notfunny
Apr 26 2011 10:38PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
rap quote?
Apr 26 2011 10:39PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
jon olsson does not do pushups. he pushes the world down.

jon olsson is the reason waldo is hiding.
Apr 26 2011 10:41PM
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TheTristanator
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 820
HAAAAAH!
Apr 26 2011 10:41PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Jon Olsson didn't use snowcats to build JOSS, he simply attached shovels to his lamborghini.

Apr 26 2011 10:43PM
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Dan.P
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Jon olsson knows how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of Alta
Apr 26 2011 10:43PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
Jon Olsson let the dogs out

Jon Olsson killed the deputy


You know that song that we all sang in like 4th grade about the cat that came back?
That song is a metaphor about Harry S. Miller's battle with depression for not being Jon Olsson
Apr 26 2011 10:51PM
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amo
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Jon once skied a GS race backwards, just to see what second place looked like.
Apr 26 2011 10:55PM
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Chompo.
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Din ding ding winner!
Apr 26 2011 10:55PM
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Triple_Strum
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I am absolutely loving this, though I have nothing good to add. My favs so far:

Jon Olsson: what Willis was talking about.
Jon Olsson: mission accomplished.
Jon Olsson: lesbians just haven't met him yet.
Jon Olsson: death had a Jon Olsson experience.

Just great. Keep them coming.
Apr 26 2011 10:56PM
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MacMahoooon
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Apr 26 2011 10:59PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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If you drop a phonograph needle on jon olssons nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds'.
Apr 26 2011 11:21PM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
BAHAHAH. this is the best thread on NS. ever.
Apr 27 2011 1:21AM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
some quality lol right there
Apr 27 2011 1:24AM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
no homo


The most beautiful man in the world. I would go gay for Jon as long as i get the topsheet.
Apr 27 2011 1:27AM
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Pugalope
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Three wolves howl at the moon... The moon howls at jon...
Apr 27 2011 1:50AM
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Pugalope
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And
Jon doesn't understand Rebecca Black's "Friday" because every day is a saturday....

I tried
Apr 27 2011 1:56AM
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Kopacz
Posts: 295 - Karma: 67
Jon Olsson simply walks into Morrdor.
Apr 27 2011 2:07AM
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.AR6rider.
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Most dyslexics consider Jon doglike.

Jon once lapped his opponent in a drag race

Jon will beat you at poker using Uno cards

Sheep count Jon to fall asleep

The Holy Grail searches for Jon Olsson

Jesus wore a bracelet that said "WWJOD"

If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but Jon says it's steak, it's fucking steak.
Apr 27 2011 2:10AM
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Kopacz
Posts: 295 - Karma: 67
Jon Olsson doesn't watch porn, porn watches Jon Olsson.
Apr 27 2011 2:11AM
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Kopacz
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Jon Ollson kills two rocks with one bird.
Apr 27 2011 2:15AM
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