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Crystal Spring.

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Elephant.
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Who is skiing crystal now that stevens closed and snoqumie has no park right now>?
Apr 25 2011 2:17PM
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KevCur
Posts: 378 - Karma: 3,546
yeaaaah dog, its gaper day up there on the 7th! sunny skis, homies, brews, chron... vibes cant get much better!
Apr 25 2011 2:26PM
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KevCur
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Just looked at the forecast, forget the part about the sunny skis or brew, its fucking on thursday!!!
Apr 25 2011 5:48PM
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Radio
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im going to try to get up there every weekend. they are still geting snow
Apr 29 2011 10:20AM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
Be prepared to be asked "Oh well now that you have skied crystal how do you like it?" Says the smug ass helmet sunglasses bellevue cocktard as he cranks his anal vibe up to 10~
May 1 2011 12:27AM
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alvy.
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does most of washington hate bellevue?
May 1 2011 3:07PM
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jibnut
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I guess. I don't, but at training today at work they were making fun of Bellevue people? IDK..
May 1 2011 4:01PM
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Literature
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I heard you run your Anal Vibe at no lower than 13.
May 1 2011 9:21PM
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Scott29~
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Unfortunately they wont even let me buy the bellevue class anal vibes, two completely different levels~
May 1 2011 9:59PM
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Balto
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still better then wenatchee
May 1 2011 11:01PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114

INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT THE ANI CONTAINING SAID VIBRATION DEVICES CANT WE ALL JUST SKI.... CRYSTAL IS A SLOPE THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO SLOPE WELL ACROSS A LARGER LAND MASS THAN OTHER RESORTS THUS ATTRACTING VIBRATING ANI OF MANY INDIVIDUALS... LAUGH AT THEM DONT GIVE THEM THE SATIFACTION OF RESENTMENT BECAUSE THEN YOUR THE DOUCHE NOT THEM.... EVERYONE'S JUST UP TO ENJOY LIFE.

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY ACTUALLY, CRYSTAL SUCKS EVERYONE WHO SKIS THERE IS GAY, DONT SKI THERE OR ELSE YOU WILL BE GAY TOO.

ALSO, IT ONLY RAINS AT CRYSTAL

sorry forgot i wasn't tanner hall

May 2 2011 1:37AM
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sdfjklioeur
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btw on a more serious note, anyone gonna be up this saturday. first day of spring season, stoked!

May 2 2011 1:38AM
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sdfjklioeur
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(first day for I and I) derp derp

May 2 2011 1:40AM
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Scott29~
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Anyone want to buy my spring pass? Not like I can use it~
May 2 2011 1:47AM
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sdfjklioeur
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WILL YOU TRADE FOR POKEMON CARDS

May 2 2011 1:56AM
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Scott29~
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Its been a running game to see who can elicit the angriest reaction from another person on a gondola ride. Also you have to talk about skiing down to 410 by way of that permanently closed avy area. They fuckin love that~
May 2 2011 3:02AM
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sdfjklioeur
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Or tell someone your gonna skin to chinook pass, or ski eagles nest, or ski kempers (which is the run i think your referring to).

Scott, I'm in need of a particularly offensive troll to ski with when I'm at Crystal

WILL YOU BE THAT TROLL

May 2 2011 3:09AM
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*Bird
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haters gona hate... what do people have against bellevue?
May 3 2011 7:36PM
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alvy.
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we are better at them than football...? haha idk
May 5 2011 7:21PM
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MothaHucker
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derp

May 6 2011 1:38AM
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Bodhisattva_
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And the fact that you're cheerleaders roll up to the Tacoma Dome in the Range Rover that daddy bought them, and that a majority of the people that live there are smug rich assholes, and your head coach is too damn good at coaching. And yes, the fact that you consistently rape the state championship very year pisses me off. Respect to Bellevue for that.
May 14 2011 2:35PM
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Literature
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How did this turn into the MY HIGHSCHOOL GETS DESTROYED BY BELLEVUE'S SPORTS TEAMS EVERY YEAR SO I'M BITTER thread?

In other news, Crystal moved four park features up to Green Valley (shotgun rail, tube, wide box, narrow box). They got shafted on location, but it's still worth it if you're desperate to ride some metal.
May 17 2011 11:13AM
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Bodhisattva_
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I was wondering what they moved up there. Sounds sorta shitty, but I already got my spring pass so I'll just accept what they have.
May 17 2011 11:30PM
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Scott29~
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Billy and I will be up on saturday~
May 17 2011 11:42PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Lakeside blows, Overlake ftw.
May 18 2011 2:42AM
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Scott29~
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Billy and I are thinking rapture related ski shirts for saturday, ideas? Also if you call us assholes on saturday then beer is on me~
May 19 2011 1:03AM
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Scott29~
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Rapture will take the believers
(Front)
Sinners will stay and ski
(back)

Thats all I got now~
May 19 2011 3:05AM
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trey.f
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does anyone know what the park situation may be for memorial day weekend?
May 26 2011 10:33PM
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Scott29~
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Billy and I will be there again on saturday Dont tell my doctor. Also be prepared for shenanigans. IM COMING FOR YOU HAROLD~
May 27 2011 4:13AM
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Rockhound
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gonna be up there tomorrow, say hi to me, i'll either be in trew, or a hawaii jersey
May 28 2011 2:30AM
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Scott29~
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see you there bitch!!~
May 28 2011 9:01AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Shitty.
Like 4 boxes in a super flat spot. But they had the bungee out last weekend and Russ was supposed to be building a drop in, so idk.
May 28 2011 3:15PM
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Scott29~
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Today was fun as fuck~
May 28 2011 6:45PM
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-justice-
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fun as fuck indeed.  skiing lines on memorial day weekend!?  fuck yeah.
May 28 2011 7:20PM
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Scott29~
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8 inches of sweet sweet cream. The features involved snow on a mountain which I skied down~
May 28 2011 7:36PM
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Rockhound
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Gotta love end of may pow
May 28 2011 8:28PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Gonna be up tomorrow. Any idea on conditions??
May 30 2011 12:13AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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was up on saturday, park was a bit disappointing.

anyone know if they plan on putting in more features?
May 30 2011 6:39PM
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nern
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gay..
May 30 2011 11:45PM
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sdfjklioeur
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so much fog on sunday.
May 31 2011 1:38PM
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trey.f
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i was up on saturday and i heard the one park crew guy saying he had asked corporate to grant him permission to put in more features this week. as of now, they're not letting him put in more than 5, well see
Jun 1 2011 12:11AM
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Balto
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ill be there the 11th and 12th :D
Jun 1 2011 3:12AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Fog forever. I just hiked the 5 feature park all day because we couldn't see shit. And Russ says he is putting in the down rail w/ the 1 ft kink and putting in a "surprise" for next weekend.
Jun 1 2011 9:28PM
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SirFryanator
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I'll be getting a shitton of vouchers soon (even though I have a season pass such bullshit) so I'm sure I'll be heading up before it closes.
Jun 2 2011 10:12AM
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Scott29~
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If billy cant go up on saturday ill need peeps from seattle to get in my car and split gas money~
Jun 2 2011 3:16PM
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p-fo
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Anyone going to be up there tomorrow?
Jun 4 2011 10:18PM
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Scott29~
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Watch komo 4 news and hope they put up shots of me acting like an asshat with my shirt off telling the camera I am the best skier on the mountain, pointing in random directions claiming lines I am going to ski, and doing 1 ski up stretches~
Jun 5 2011 7:25PM
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