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BASEDaL
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hey ns i was wondering what everyones favorite quotes are..mines the joy i get from skiing.thats worth dieing for- r.i.p cr johnson
Apr 25 2011 1:47PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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When I was 5 years old, my mom told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I
wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told
them they didn’t understand life.” – John Lennon
Apr 25 2011 1:52PM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
damn thats inspirational
Apr 25 2011 1:54PM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
thats what i thought but i havent seen one so i was just like whatever
Apr 25 2011 2:01PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
"i'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - colonel sanders
Apr 25 2011 2:02PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
formal education will make you a living, self-education will make you a fortune.
Apr 25 2011 2:06PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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"brick, whered you get a hand grenade?"-will farrell
"i dont know"-steve carell


"ma-am, i would love to sign your baby"-will farrell

"thats what she said" Steve carell.


couple of my favourite movie quotes.
Apr 25 2011 2:07PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1813 - Karma: 37

Instead of thinking that he has withheld from me or deprived me of those things that he has not given me, I ought to thank God, who never owed me for what he bestowed on me” – Descartes.

Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. – Calvin Coolidge

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence." –Ghandi

“Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.” – Albert Einstein


Apr 25 2011 2:14PM
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k-rob
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"When you make something no one hates, no one loves it."

"Write drunk, edit sober."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

"I come here sometimes, to think...and to spit on people."

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Apr 25 2011 2:17PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
"America was built on speed; hot, nasty, badass speed" -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
Apr 25 2011 2:18PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Wanna be a balla, shot calla, 20 inch blades on the Impala - Lil Troy

Such is life, that whatever is proposed, it is much easier to find reasons for rejecting than embracing.
- Ned Kelly
Apr 25 2011 2:21PM
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Zimmerman
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"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds!"
-Marley
Apr 25 2011 2:27PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12026 - Karma: 9,554
it is the folly of man that he forgets. -Merlin


the greatest dredge to mankind is the knowlage of our own mortality.


"here's to the bull whom roams the woods. he does the cows an heffers good,
if it weren't for his long long rod, what would we do for beef my god!" Mark Twain



Apr 25 2011 2:40PM
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zues
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"Beauty is knee deep"

Apr 25 2011 4:50PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly- robert f kennedy
Apr 25 2011 4:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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witing that in bold made it so much better than all the other ones.
Apr 25 2011 4:58PM
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Whitefaceskii
Posts: 106 - Karma: 42
you will miss 100% of the shots you dont take
Apr 25 2011 4:59PM
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Whitefaceskii
Posts: 106 - Karma: 42
Time and time again people will tell you that you can't. So turn around, look them in the eye and tell them... Watch me

You have to be someone. - Bob Marley

Bob Marley has some of the best quotes ever
Apr 25 2011 5:07PM
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BIGben*
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Have sex with a monkey and give birth to a donkey. Wait. Whaaaaaat?
Apr 25 2011 5:59PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
"Bitch I'm the bomb like, tick, tick."
-Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.
Apr 25 2011 6:03PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
"Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left."


Good ol' Charles Manson
Apr 25 2011 6:08PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
"You are looking so makey-outy tonight" -Strong Bad


Apr 25 2011 6:23PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
macklemore deserves his own thread of quotes
Apr 25 2011 6:24PM
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infuser
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Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?- mr fox
Apr 25 2011 6:55PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36

"My bad sight made me trip on my ass right into that patch of grass

The sunlight hit me dead in the eye like it was mad that i gave half my day to last nite"- Atmoshpere

there are alot that i have but i can remeber that ones no that great but the song is real good

also  " Tis better to love and lose than to never have loved at all" - I think shakespear

That one has helped me through some rought times latley

Also while we are on the subject somone on youtube said " Heartbreak is a gift, It may not seem like it at the time but it is only through heartbreak that we see the everyday beauty all around us. Before hartbreak you mine as well be blind"

Those last two really have helped me out this weekend

Apr 25 2011 7:01PM
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Whitefaceskii
Posts: 106 - Karma: 42
two wrongs dont make a right but three rights make a left
Apr 25 2011 8:19PM
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tyleroo
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id rather live one day as a lion then one hundred years as a sheep -Benito Mussolini
Apr 25 2011 8:48PM
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RubberSoul
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well, he got his wish..
Apr 25 2011 9:13PM
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Raz.
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mussolini obviousely doesnt appreciate life, but just wants too be top man. probably why he was a leader
Apr 25 2011 9:13PM
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*geezer*
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"It is not enough to fight for the land; it is even more important to enjoy it. While you can. While it is still there. So get out there and mess around with your friends, ramble out yonder and explore the forests, encounter the grizz, climb the mountains. Run the rivers, breathe deep of that yet sweet and lucid air, sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness, that lovely, mysterious and awesome space. Enjoy yourselves, keep your brain in your head and your head firmly attached to your body, the body active and alive, and I promise you this much: I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies, over those deskbound people with their hearts in a safe deposit box and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators. I promise you this: you will outlive the bastards." -Edward Abbey
Apr 25 2011 11:12PM
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.Emerson.
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"Fly, you fools" -Gandalf
Apr 26 2011 12:29AM
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BASEDaL
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i like it
Apr 26 2011 3:17PM
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skifoo
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''Kids, Don't ever try, you will always fail miserably.''
-Homer
Apr 26 2011 3:34PM
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Bar_Down
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einstein's got some good ones
Apr 26 2011 3:36PM
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BASEDaL
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post them
Apr 26 2011 3:40PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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he was a fucked leader at that.
Apr 26 2011 3:53PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Fuck Bitches, Get Money.
-Socrates
Apr 26 2011 4:00PM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
oh yup
Apr 26 2011 4:04PM
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.jersey
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im blazed as fuck and this pond is dope as hell. Holy shit, theres a fish. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Apr 26 2011 4:50PM
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BASEDaL
Posts: 1413 - Karma: 70
this one is very good
Apr 26 2011 5:03PM
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Bar_Down
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i will later, dont have time now
Apr 26 2011 6:12PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
"Do not worry about your troubles in mathematics, I can assure you mine are still greater"
Apr 26 2011 6:15PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
im a hot and bothered astonaut, crashin while jackin off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce. -- Hellen Keller
Apr 26 2011 8:13PM
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monkatizer
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"how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?"

"ski patrol blew it up"
Apr 26 2011 8:17PM
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PJS.
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May she never be forgotten
Apr 26 2011 8:27PM
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DrZoidberg
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From some site

  • Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
  • Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
Apr 26 2011 8:39PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
have sexual relations with females, receive currency
Apr 26 2011 8:43PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175

Know that every struggle in life is gonna teach you a lesson

Fuck yeah he does.

Apr 26 2011 9:07PM
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BASEDaL
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yezzir
Apr 26 2011 9:41PM
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monsterdong11
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he who controls the youth controls the future- hitler
Apr 26 2011 10:09PM
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RubberSoul
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that's just like a low-rent version of "the hand that rocks the cradle..."
Apr 27 2011 12:39PM
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