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If you could push a button and a random person would die

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midwestpowhunter
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and you would receive 1 million dollars. What would you spend ur million on?
Apr 25 2011 1:28PM
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Gnams
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terrible movie
Apr 25 2011 1:28PM
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.AR6rider.
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Probably a nice car and a house.
Apr 25 2011 1:29PM
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Heinzler
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i wouldn't press the button, killing random people is mean.
Apr 25 2011 1:29PM
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Ski_the_east01
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that movie sucked
Apr 25 2011 1:29PM
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PJS.
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this hasn't been made into a movie or anything
Apr 25 2011 1:29PM
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B4NE1
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We should make a movie about this!!! And Cameron Diaz can be in it.
Apr 25 2011 1:29PM
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PetriDish
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Someone just saw The Box and just had to make a thread about it - not unlike has happened many times before, multiple times even on this website.


I would push the button and hope it was you.
Apr 25 2011 1:29PM
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pinhead_larry
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Seriously. I had high hopes for that movie and it sucked balls
Apr 25 2011 1:30PM
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Brenone
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Did you just watch "The Box" with Cameron Diaz?
Apr 25 2011 1:30PM
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k-rob
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i would defs spend the money on more of those buttons.
Apr 25 2011 1:30PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Apr 25 2011 1:30PM
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hurrdurr
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yes it has been made into a movie and blah blah...

still, i would risk that it might be someone close to me and push the button
Apr 25 2011 1:30PM
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ChipSki
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Part of that movie was filmed at my highschool /claim

still havent seen it tho
Apr 25 2011 1:31PM
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Balto
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if it was a random person out of the entire human population, the hell yes i would, the chance of it being someone you actually care about would be incredibly small
Apr 25 2011 1:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i love that you don't ask if people would do it. anyway, i would. sorry. a million is a lot.


I would pay off my college loans, then i'd pay off the mortgage for my mom and take my fam and friends on vacation.

I'd buy a modest new car, and a new motorcycle, and put a down payment on a house for myself. The rest I would use to either start my own business that i've always wanted to, or just put a bunch into a retirement fund and the rest into an annuity to supplement my income so i could live a better lifestyle than my current job provides me with.


how's that for a mature answer? Now here's what I'd do if I was 17 and answering this...


First I'd buy tons of weed and pay tons of girls to show me their tits (lolz awesome right?!). Then I'd buy a ferrari and a lambo and fill the trunks with bouncy balls and dildos because i fuckin can. Next I'd buy a house with gold toilets and trap doors, fill the pool with jello, and throw parties all day and pay chefs to cook me cheeseburgers nonstop. Lastly I'd chromeplate my dick and balls because that seems like a good idea also.
Apr 25 2011 1:33PM
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RubberSoul
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haha you all missed the joke, that he didnt even ask if you'd press it, just what you'd spend your money on..
Apr 25 2011 1:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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at least one other person got it...


Apr 25 2011 1:37PM
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ECB
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word to that
Apr 25 2011 1:37PM
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PetriDish
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Apr 25 2011 1:39PM
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Abc567def
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I would hire someone to help me hold all these limes
Apr 25 2011 1:56PM
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ROOS.
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you saw cameron diaz's box?
Apr 25 2011 3:02PM
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gustafari
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cameron diaz is a dumb bitch. i would've pushed the button as soon as i knew what it did.
Apr 25 2011 4:38PM
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Mr.Turtle
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its like you can read my mind
Apr 25 2011 4:40PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i would push the button and do that twice, then id buy a house a car and start a business that would make me alotz of moneyz.
Apr 25 2011 4:43PM
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BIGben*
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Yeah so original...
Apr 25 2011 5:46PM
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theBearJew
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Apr 25 2011 6:44PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Fuck that movie all that i was was a creppy old man with a fucked face who brainwashed a bunch of NRA members to spy on The husband and the wife i have to hand it to them though it was great concept especially since the person that would die was the last person to press the button but they made it tooo weird.
Apr 25 2011 6:47PM
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jason...
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possibly one of the worst movies I have ever seen. so fucking boring. i dont even want to answer your question.
Apr 25 2011 6:58PM
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solitaryman
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Apr 25 2011 7:04PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i would add it to my savings
Apr 25 2011 7:12PM
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soulskier
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thank you bear jew foror posting that
Apr 25 2011 7:18PM
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Z-Juice
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I have no idea what that is but i laughed

Apr 25 2011 8:13PM
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Kimbo~Slice
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I'm offering to produce this film, i predict i'll make millions because it will be a smash hit at the box office...
Apr 25 2011 8:16PM
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yeahno
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yeah i would. and id buy a season pass, xbox, skate 3, maybe new outerwear.


save the rest.
Apr 25 2011 8:20PM
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Ducky.
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Apr 25 2011 8:27PM
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YoursAndMind
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Apr 25 2011 8:31PM
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Right.Meow
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Thought this was better than a full length piece of crap.
Apr 25 2011 8:56PM
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Right.Meow
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Nvm, im stupid. Someone embed this please? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrKnhOJ-R80
Apr 25 2011 8:57PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i actually have a button that does that. i hit it whenever i'm frustrated
Apr 25 2011 8:59PM
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[evan]
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Do I get a million dollars every time I press the button?
Apr 25 2011 9:02PM
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no_steeze
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did i miss something or is she doing porn now???
Apr 25 2011 9:02PM
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SeanTom
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link?

and i'd totally push the button, but then keep it.
Apr 25 2011 9:27PM
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CRiP
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id double tap that thing for a few minutes, puke, cry, shit, puke again, and then spend the money on a lambo filled with dildos and obviously, chromeplate my dick and balls
Apr 25 2011 9:31PM
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midwestpowhunter
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First off like the rest said u missed the joke. Second ur the jackass that watched the movie. U never get that little voice in ur head that says wow that movie will suck or that could be the next Oscar winning film? If u thought there was a chance that movie wouldve been worth paying to see the joke is on u my friend
Apr 26 2011 10:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha glad to see you're with me
Apr 26 2011 10:22AM
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disastertourism
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Apr 26 2011 10:28AM
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BenWhit
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you're probably the worst member on this site...

1) i can't understand you
2) you're faux douche-baggery is far from funny.
Apr 26 2011 11:54AM
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incognegroe
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waaaaaiiiiiiiitttttttt a minute. lambos and ferraris dont have trunks....0___o
Apr 26 2011 12:13PM
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emilyiscool
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Probably spend it on rent and shit for skiing maybe a new saxaphone can we only hit the button once? 90% chance it's some guy in India or china I've never met anyways
Apr 26 2011 12:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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they do in the front of the car. and they're filled with bouncy balls and dildos. and the license plate says "8008135"
Apr 26 2011 12:29PM
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