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Peeing on the seat

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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
is soo fucking annoying. i just had to clean all the seats in my house because i have bad aim.  i might start peeing sitting down. who else cant aim for their life?
Apr 24 2011 9:32PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
what about when you lift the seat and you miss the toilet a little, get a drip on the floor?
Apr 24 2011 10:34PM
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no_steeze
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yeah doesn't everybody?
Apr 24 2011 10:35PM
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soulskier
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its not so hard when you dangle an inch above the toilet
Apr 24 2011 10:35PM
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Dr.D-Sag
Posts: 212 - Karma: 374
yeah dude lift the seat up, unless there are shit marks on it, then run.
Apr 24 2011 10:36PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I'm tall, and when I go in some public bathrooms, my wee wee is above the top of the urinal. I then have to stand back a foot to aim down. Then the old dude next to me will look over at me, and I'll catch his eyes looking at my wee wee, and then he will look away. Thank you Wendy's bathroom.
Apr 24 2011 10:38PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
just stand 5-10 feet back, then you will concentrate on getting it in the bowl better. also, the people wont even notice the pee on the sea if its on the roof and walls!
Apr 24 2011 10:38PM
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chill_davis
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all goes to the same place
Apr 24 2011 10:38PM
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soulskier
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oh, and aim small, miss small
Apr 24 2011 10:41PM
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mnfreeskier
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bahahahhaa i lol'd
Apr 24 2011 11:03PM
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Bar_Down
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whenever i catch someone looking at my junk while im peeing, and they look up and see me looking at them, i will stare them dead in the eye until im done pissing. its so hard not to laugh because most of the time the guy sketches out so hard
Apr 24 2011 11:34PM
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no_steeze
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i do that too. one time i caught a guy peeping my doinker at a urinal and i forced myself to stop peeing and sprinted into the stall behind me, finished peeing, and then looked over the top of the stall until the guy left the bathroom. i don't think he'll ever passively look at another man's penis in the bathroom again. gotta teach people lessons somehow, but god damn is it hard to hold pee for 2 seconds
Apr 24 2011 11:37PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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im just way to lazy in the mornig to lift the seat and cant aim for shit so i always pee all over the fucking toilet seat
Apr 24 2011 11:37PM
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hoodratz47
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i sit down when i pee
Apr 24 2011 11:39PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
thats hilarious lol
Apr 24 2011 11:42PM
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no_steeze
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>implying you poop every night before bed
Apr 24 2011 11:44PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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yeah or after someone cleans it and i blame it on someone else
Apr 24 2011 11:45PM
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Bar_Down
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lol wut?
Apr 24 2011 11:45PM
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asscandy69
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enough with this 4chan shit UUUGH I HATE IT i hate the > thing its so dumb, do you think ur hip and cool? keeep 4chan at 4 chan, and enough with the meimez or whatever, and stop poasting lolerkittens and stuff.
Apr 24 2011 11:48PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
i do this very often. i just came out to being a sit down pee er, for the first time. it feels good to get that off my chest. thank you hoodratz, god bless you
Apr 24 2011 11:51PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
obvious troll
Apr 24 2011 11:51PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
/threads
Apr 24 2011 11:51PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
thats fuckin weird bro...
Apr 24 2011 11:52PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
When I catch some one doing that I just stare at their eye level, and just hold eye contact until im done, zip up, wash hands, walk out, and then step back in and make eye contact again, then leave.
Apr 24 2011 11:58PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
to each his own

and eat out of my ass with a straw

Apr 25 2011 12:01AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
lol, wasnt trying to hurt your feelings buddy
Apr 25 2011 12:04AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
i accept your apology. you should try peeing sitting down, it is very convenient.
Apr 25 2011 12:07AM
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TurtleMan
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It's why I got a urinal installed in my basement
Apr 25 2011 12:07AM
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Bar_Down
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ive done it a few times, but i just dont like the feel of it you know, just like taking a shit completely naked, it just feels strange
Apr 25 2011 12:09AM
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no_steeze
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he said his toilet seat is down every morning. either ghosts do it or he poops every night before bed
Apr 25 2011 12:12AM
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Bar_Down
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oh tru i tripped out lol
Apr 25 2011 12:16AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i enjoy a nice sit down pee.

that way when i fart, it is loud as fuck
Apr 25 2011 12:21AM
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lgski
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and what about when your shaking off and it gets on the wall!
Apr 25 2011 1:19PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this thread is awesome.
Apr 25 2011 1:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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"doinker" i'm so happy that makes me laugh hysterically at the age of 23.
Apr 25 2011 1:27PM
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hoodratz47
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not the original

Apr 25 2011 1:34PM
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powderdrunkie
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Apr 25 2011 3:44PM
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powderdrunkie
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Apr 25 2011 3:46PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Dammit¡!
Apr 25 2011 3:47PM
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Mr.Turtle
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my aim is so good i can hit a dime from a quarter mile away, practice makes perfect
Apr 25 2011 3:52PM
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-ROY-
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is it like that all the time?
Apr 25 2011 3:56PM
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RICK_ROSS
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its an unspoken word that we ware shoes in my house. problem solved.
Apr 25 2011 4:01PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
when at school and there's no one at the urinals i either sprint across the line whilst peeing or i spin in a circle
and you can't run and pee at the same time. at least not easily

and i sit because
A. i'm fucking lazy
B. no mess
C. you can rest and read a magazine

boom
Apr 25 2011 4:23PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Fuck magazines, get a Gameboy and play some Pokemon when you sit. Poop or pee, take a couple of minutes. It's called a throne for a reason.
Apr 25 2011 4:36PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i would probably never get up
Apr 25 2011 4:37PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
god, ns mobile is killing me.
Apr 25 2011 4:38PM
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Lemuel
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......... What?
Apr 25 2011 4:40PM
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Bar_Down
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but ya in elementary school we used to start pissing normally at the urinal, then see how far back we could walk while still being able to get it in the urinal. and as we were getting close to finishing we couldnt get drops on the floor so we would all sprint back to the urinal it was fuckin hilarious. good game, i suggest you guys try it.
Apr 25 2011 4:41PM
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BIGben*
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Well...
Apr 25 2011 6:01PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
i pee standing up unless i take a dump then i will sit down on the porcelian ponie
Apr 25 2011 6:13PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
im quiting peeing
Apr 25 2011 6:39PM
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