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Peeing on the seat

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lgski
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is soo fucking annoying. i just had to clean all the seats in my house because i have bad aim.  i might start peeing sitting down. who else cant aim for their life?
Apr 24 2011 9:32PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
I like closing my eyes, putting my hands up in the air and just going at it
Apr 24 2011 9:33PM
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chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
this, I would sig it, but I feel everyone reading it would feel totally misplaced due to the fact that its not in context.
Apr 24 2011 9:34PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
i usually just pee in her butt
Apr 24 2011 9:34PM
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Blurst
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A friend of mine took a shit at a party and a girl walked in on him. He claims he was just too tired to pee standing up.
Apr 24 2011 9:35PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Apr 24 2011 9:35PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Peein' on the front seat,
Peein' on the back seat...
Apr 24 2011 9:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Bring a small handful of Cherrios in with you. Play a game while you pee.
Apr 24 2011 9:38PM
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Static
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how many cheerios can you fit around your weiner, fun game
Apr 24 2011 9:40PM
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carbon.pulse
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Try and flush the toilet while you are still pissing so that it stops flushing when you stop.
Apr 24 2011 9:41PM
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Nobody.
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Apr 24 2011 9:41PM
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Deezy
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which seat should i .... pee on?

Apr 24 2011 9:41PM
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chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
I would say aim for other things in the room and maybe you'll make it in the toilet?
Apr 24 2011 9:41PM
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jibnut
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oh, me too
Apr 24 2011 9:42PM
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skier_boy26
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I find myself periodically doing a routine of either sitting down or lifting the seat (rarely) so I won't piss on the seat. But usually some early ass morning I can barely see so I just go for it and pee on the seat and leave. fuck it
Apr 24 2011 9:42PM
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garrettwiz
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my step brother does and it sucks ass.
Apr 24 2011 9:43PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
ya i close my eyes sometimes when im feeling dangerous. but yo, you actually miss when you have your eyes open and you're sober and everything? thats fucked up dude, you suck at life.
Apr 24 2011 9:44PM
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Deezy
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i wouldnt dare sit. i have 2 brothers and the bathroom gets fucked by all 3 of us.
its not pretty, my sister hates us ahha.
Apr 24 2011 9:44PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Am I the only one who aims for the shit stains? or...
Apr 24 2011 9:44PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
hahah thats great






apparently all the kids on the floor of my dorm have the same problem as you OP
Apr 24 2011 9:45PM
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carbon.pulse
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Just go put your nutsack on his drumset then.
Apr 24 2011 9:45PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i do this all the time. nice efficient way to clean it
Apr 24 2011 9:47PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
Hell yeah I aim for the shit stains! You gotta keep the porcelain throne clean
Apr 24 2011 9:47PM
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Bar_Down
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taking shits at parties is key.
Apr 24 2011 9:49PM
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[tk]
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http://yppm.removed.us/
Apr 24 2011 9:51PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i cant aim...kinda out of context, but i was teaching a lesson one time and this kid asked to to take a piss, i was like go ahead, he kept goiing up the chair, the next time up he pisses all over the seat of the chairlift . thats what i thought about when i read the title of the thread.
Apr 24 2011 9:53PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
i'm going to play moby dick for real.
Apr 24 2011 9:55PM
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B-runge
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what the fuck
Apr 24 2011 9:56PM
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chuck_testa
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Those who can't aim don't have a weapon big enough.
Apr 24 2011 9:56PM
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*simba*
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my exact reaction
Apr 24 2011 9:59PM
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JIBpsy^^
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^those who make retarded comments have a gaping pair of beef curtains. Seriously graduate junior high or GTFO
Apr 24 2011 10:00PM
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Bar_Down
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i lol'd
Apr 24 2011 10:01PM
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no_steeze
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if you pee in the shower you never have to clean up the toilet
Apr 24 2011 10:02PM
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Blurst
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but thats gross
Apr 24 2011 10:03PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
You do this too?!
Apr 24 2011 10:05PM
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B-runge
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not if you pee right down the drain
Apr 24 2011 10:06PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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i remember where this went last time
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/562589/
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/507216/
Apr 24 2011 10:09PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
ever heard of waffle stomping?
Apr 24 2011 10:10PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i have a feeling i know what this might be, and if it is what i think it is, thats fuckin dirty bro lol
Apr 24 2011 10:13PM
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2s0r7
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apparently my dad and my brother cant aim for shit. because I just had to clean their fuckin piss cuz they left the house. -__-
Apr 24 2011 10:15PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
haha I imagine you're correct in your thought process.


and to clear the record I don't partake in this activity, I just think its a funny concept/name. I don however pee in the shower daily.
Apr 24 2011 10:15PM
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HomieJon
Posts: 621 - Karma: 134
I cant even remember the last time i used the toilet, Shower is the bomb, but it gets kinda weird when your at your buddies house peeing in the shower when your not taking one.
Apr 24 2011 10:18PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
peeing in the shower is also killing 2 birds with one stone, and its not that fucking gross^
Apr 24 2011 10:20PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
when im at a nascar track i pee on the floor of the bathroom

anywhere else i try to aim, but i have so much sperm stuck at the end of my penis head that it splits my pee into two directions
Apr 24 2011 10:22PM
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DaveM
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End of thread.
Apr 24 2011 10:24PM
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B-runge
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wait you pee in the shower even when its not on and your not in it?
Apr 24 2011 10:24PM
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Bar_Down
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ahaha this exact sentence popped up in my head when i read that
Apr 24 2011 10:25PM
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B-runge
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this thread isnt even about peeing in showers though, so that cant be the end of it. That could possibly be the end of discussing peeing in the shower being gross or not, but not the end of the thread
Apr 24 2011 10:28PM
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Yinzer
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lift seat

/thread
Apr 24 2011 10:31PM
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B-runge
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also i lift the seat every time i pee, did your parents fucking teach you anything?
Apr 24 2011 10:32PM
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lgski
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i know what im doing next time i come over
Apr 24 2011 10:33PM
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