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Schwags
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Jeff Thomas, Matt Harvey, and Dave Pauls are reportdely having gay sex. Every monday night at 7 pm local whistler time. Its hard to say whos leading the trio in sex, but some sources say its matt harvey, while other believe its dave pauls. The only thing we do know is there all making wild sounds. More to come as we get it.
May 28 2002 12:42AM
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rebel
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What they hell are you doing here? Get you ass over there and video tape it!
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May 28 2002 12:46AM
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Co-Flow
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My reports say that Jeff is the ring leader of this wild sex orgy. Despite known reasons Jeff is a homosexual midget
DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
May 28 2002 12:46AM
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Dkr
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ha ha ha, watch out harveys a devil, and schwags should no
May 28 2002 12:47AM
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Schwags
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now we know why he walks funny.
May 28 2002 12:47AM
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1080chick
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hahaha.....oh harvey.......oh wait.....he can't hear me over his moaning. hahaha
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May 28 2002 12:48AM
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Co-Flow
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schwags now we have to find out why you walk so funny
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May 28 2002 12:51AM
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ChrisMuldoon
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arn't you moving in with the trio this summer schwagla
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May 28 2002 12:53AM
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Schwags
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ya and thats why im scared. Hopefully there gay sex will grow outside of the cabin.
May 28 2002 12:58AM
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Canadian_kicker
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yeah im a tad disturbed too because i will be living there for a bit too. and well.. 4-1 odds. but if they are fucking each other im all good
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You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
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May 28 2002 1:23AM
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etom
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this thread is so about to get deleted. too bad/

~Tom
May 28 2002 1:30AM
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Co-Flow
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Cryss your a girl you have nothing to worry about..and this thread will never get deleted
DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

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May 28 2002 1:38AM
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Drail
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man... i feel sorry for Steph. she'll be heartbroken when she finds out, or maybe she always knew and was just Jeff's coverup. oh man - that just made me realize something... but i won't say it.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
May 28 2002 9:02AM
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alpentalik
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When Jeff's not home Pauls steals those porcelain gnomes off of old peoples lawns and fists them while spitting on his naked ontarian chest. Picture that right now.


If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
May 28 2002 11:57AM
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Co-Flow
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why picture it when schwags just gave me the video?
DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

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May 28 2002 12:04PM
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Drail
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what? you say that as if it were a bad thing... everyone over here in Ontario does it.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
May 28 2002 1:14PM
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GOD..
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Same as up here in heaven... infact thats how you get into heaven.
May 28 2002 1:16PM
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ESB
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The Lord!

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

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Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'
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May 28 2002 5:15PM
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Melvs
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Father!!!!
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May 28 2002 6:55PM
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Natedawg
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Anybody want some Asian Stir-fry? Dave maybe? lol
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May 28 2002 7:13PM
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sirjibsalot
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HAHAHA
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May 28 2002 7:44PM
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AppSkier
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notice none of those 3 have come here to defend themselves.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
May 28 2002 10:42PM
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Skibum420
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thats because its all true...TRUE.......na man i dont know these kids i cant talk shit i was only kiddin
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May 28 2002 10:44PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
no no, it's true.. why would schwags say it if it wern't true?

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'so are we sleeping togeather after formal?' friend to his date the day before formal.
May 28 2002 11:35PM
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WAskier720
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Schwags make something up not likely

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May 29 2002 12:19AM
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Ghost
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exposed.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Oct 23 2003 2:35AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Jarrettttttt, enough already. Although I do wonder what became of all of that


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Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 23 2003 4:45AM
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icecreamsandwich
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my dave does NOT like boys. he likes me. i am NOT a boy. damn you all. i cannot speak for harvey or jeff though......


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 23 2003 9:19AM
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Concord
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Harvey bad you



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Oct 23 2003 12:10PM
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cravate
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hey this thread is super old...are those 3 still going at it? mind you now it must be a monthly thing.. where dave drives up to ottawa for it...
*BLOODCLOT!*
Oct 23 2003 1:36PM
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