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Last Man Standing

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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
so lets say you're the only person left in the world. there was no disaster or mass killings or mystery to what happened or anything like that, long story short, it's just you and the modern world we're currently surrounded with.

on top of that, lets say that somehow you know humans will be repopulated sooner or later through some loophole, so you arent worried about finding a miraculous way to continue the human race.

what would you do?

what would your daily routine be?
Apr 22 2011 11:05PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
id live on a beach. wake up, surf, chill i nthe sun, and do it all again
Apr 22 2011 11:06PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215

find ken blocks subaru.

drive ken blocks subaru.

Apr 22 2011 11:06PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Find a crane, find the largest nice house I want and that I can find, place said house on top of selected mountain, live there. Or claim all the ski resorts, google, oil rigs, and gold minds and rule the world
Apr 22 2011 11:07PM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19
Fap onto decomposing corpses.
Apr 22 2011 11:07PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
You'd be the only human alive. You could own nothing but a leaf and still rule the world... but whatever floats your boat.
Apr 22 2011 11:08PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
yeah i didnt wanna be the guy to tell him that ruling the world would be pretty anti-climactic with only one world citizen. but whatever, you get that gold and oil!
Apr 22 2011 11:10PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
You said that humans would repopulate, so I am preparing to rule the world.
Apr 22 2011 11:15PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
stay in a nice house on the mountain. ski everyday
Apr 22 2011 11:16PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Acquire helicopter.
Acquire multiple pairs of skis.
Acquire multiple suits, goggles, and everything in between.
Live at a different resort every week.
Ski non-stop.
Acquire knowledge on how to use a snowcat.
Get really good at skiing.
Once world repopulates and x-games comes around.
I win every event.
Get the title best skier in the world.
I would still own everything in the world by putting my name one it. ( :P )
I would make a rule no triples or dubs allowed in skiing.
Apr 22 2011 11:16PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Curious as to who's going to be running the lifts you guys are riding at said mountains?
Apr 22 2011 11:17PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
Keep them running. Or build a rope tow with all the extra time :)
Apr 22 2011 11:18PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
I would also acquire the knowledge to build robots for my needs. They would just give me a ride on a snowmobile.
Apr 22 2011 11:19PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
walk around the world naked
Apr 22 2011 11:21PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Why does somebody have to be there to watch you load and unload? Unless your a gaper or middle aged woman, there are no needs for liftys and you can just keep them running
Apr 22 2011 11:21PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
Or I would find one of those snowcats with a passenger cab, convert the cab to a small hut, and tour through the rockies all winter from new Mexico all the way up to canada skiing pow and such
Apr 22 2011 11:23PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
This guy knows what's up
Apr 22 2011 11:26PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
party?
Apr 23 2011 12:25AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
oneee is the loneliest number that you ever knew


but probably find a ski resort with a good area to build fortifications. get a s***t ton of everything(ammo, supplies, skis...etc) just in case aliens attack
Apr 23 2011 12:39AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
make the world
Apr 23 2011 12:41AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
my condom
Apr 23 2011 12:42AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
build a stockpile of awesome shit in a cool house and then go skiing for a while

it'd be tough to get out of new england though. maybe i should learn how to fly a plane in case this ever happens
Apr 23 2011 12:43AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Role through some town with a grenade launcher and blow the shit outta anything that doesnt appeal to me then find some freinds cuz that would suck ass to be alone for all that time. Oh an live on some beach after stealling a corona truck and claiming som fancy ass house for my own
Apr 23 2011 12:44AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,670
Are the roads clear? If so, find lamboghini, put ski rack on said lambo, ROAD TRIP TO BRECK BABY!!!!!!!
Then i would /claim everything thats worth value, become the richest man alive, hire the best scientists to find a way for me to live forever. Then i'll ski for the rest of my life that will never end. :)
Apr 23 2011 12:54AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
Jerk off in weird, public places until either my hand or dick falls off.
Apr 23 2011 1:03AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
First, hope to hell that I don't get hurt or sick, because I would die a slow painful death all alone. Then I would go and look at every single piece of secret/classified/whatever information owned by our government. Hop in an F-16 and learn how to fly it. Etc.
Apr 23 2011 1:36AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
aka kill yourself
Apr 23 2011 10:47AM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I would explore major cities.
Apr 23 2011 10:54AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
i would go to vail.

have you even seen the houses there? HOLY SHIT!
Apr 23 2011 11:24AM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
There are houses that cool in Beaver Creek, Breck, and Keystone too... just gotta know where to look.

Copper's new mansions are fucking insane. Probably my fav out of any houses.
Apr 23 2011 11:32AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
also those houses in I-70 are nuts too. i would deff stay there
Apr 23 2011 11:44AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
find weed seedz, plant some plantz, get baked everyday untill you aswell die.
Apr 23 2011 1:01PM
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ShredThePowdah.
Posts: 394 - Karma: 19
Haha great idea!
Apr 23 2011 1:03PM
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john.stossel
Posts: 943 - Karma: 5
you would have to break in, repair the window urself, then chop wood everyday cause nobody is running the power plant.
Apr 23 2011 1:07PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
bachelor gulch in beaver creek= win

i have some family friends who have the 2nd highest house up that road and it's unreal. ski on ski off, unfortunately for them it's fucking beaver creek
Apr 23 2011 7:19PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
fap in the whitehouse.
Apr 23 2011 7:26PM
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