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The South Park Quote Thread

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CousinEddie
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Post Up your favorite South Park Quotes!

Mine-

 Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Apr 22 2011 10:01PM
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SkiBumLivin
Posts: 102 - Karma: 17
dosnt count cause its not lord of the rings!
Apr 24 2011 2:23AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
World of Warcraft Employee - How do you kill, that which has no life?
Apr 24 2011 2:29AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Yes!
Apr 24 2011 2:31AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,626
"Or else, or else what? exactly"
Apr 24 2011 2:32AM
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crankdatsoljaboy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 1,569
sooo much funnay quotes ahah

had this one in mind http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyltK6pmJGg

screw you guys! im goin heomme
Apr 24 2011 2:44AM
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TheWakes.
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ohhh i get it. u think just cuz i chinese i just go around buildin wall.
Apr 24 2011 3:33AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
"I want you to take a second and imagine how salty my balls will taste in your mouth"

"You signed a contract saying you would suck his balls?!??"
Apr 24 2011 6:30AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114

Stan - "But that bitch won't let us."
Ms. Crabtree -  "What did you say!?"
Stan -  "I said that rabbits eat lettuce." 



 

Phase 1: Collect underpants.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
        - The Business Plan of the Underpants Gnomes

    

Apr 24 2011 7:21AM
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BIGben*
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Da faaak???
Apr 24 2011 8:52AM
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Anti_Steeze
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cartman- your blood has been tainted with the three j's: jewish, jersey and jinger.
Apr 24 2011 10:51AM
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Mr.Donut
Posts: 79 - Karma: 112
Im walkin on sunshine.
-Towlie
Apr 24 2011 11:03AM
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]mike[
Posts: 74 - Karma: 10
you killed kenny!
Apr 24 2011 11:13AM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
you bastered
Apr 24 2011 12:48PM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
mmmmkay
Apr 24 2011 12:57PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
You have to go if your name is Butters...
Apr 24 2011 1:46PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
Oh hai, welcome to shitty rok.
Apr 24 2011 6:43PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
fuk yuuu mongorians fuk yuuuu

stupid mongorians always break down schity woll

when ever chinese build wall stupid mongorians break it down. fuk you mongorians
Apr 24 2011 7:01PM
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Hugo_Reyes
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so many funny ones. But my favorite has to be: Shut up Mimsyyy
Apr 24 2011 7:09PM
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lukemeahan.
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The voices of all the characters are really high and annoying. But I have to admit that it is pretty funny.
Apr 24 2011 7:13PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

"They're rapeing us! They're rapeing us and it hurts!"

Apr 24 2011 7:49PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
OH HERRO PREASE. BING BONG CHING CHONG.
Apr 24 2011 7:51PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Just geeked SO hard.
Apr 24 2011 9:59PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
Cartman: Okay, hit him with pyroblast, Kyle.
Kyle: Casting... there's an 8-second cast time.
Cartman: Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?
Kyle: No, ah, I'm an arcane fire mage.
Cartman: ...Christ
Apr 24 2011 10:09PM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
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Apr 24 2011 10:10PM
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Suchy
Posts: 209 - Karma: 14
You are the dark one Cthulu,
sharing adventures, and smiles
it's a magical fun two pals can share,
soon the whole world will be aware.

Apr 24 2011 10:45PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
GAHD DAMN MONGORIANS KEEP TRYNA BREAK DOWN MY SHIRRY WALL!!!!

mmmkay- mr mackey

Pizza, French Fry, pizza french fry...
Apr 24 2011 10:47PM
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541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
Well, your a beaner towel... -towelie
Apr 24 2011 10:56PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
mint bery cruch, um i dont really know how to say this, but um..... we dont really know what you are.....

im mmmmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnt, bery crunch!
Apr 24 2011 11:15PM
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2_fadez
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jimmy to wendy " you are a cu_cuh-cun-cunt-_cunt- continuing source of inspiration to me"
Apr 24 2011 11:24PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
Cartman- "MAM, MORE HOT POCKETS"

"I've got a raging clue" - that episode with the hardy boys or somthing haha, soo good

that show has endless good quotes
Apr 24 2011 11:36PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
umm don't know if I can say this but here goes nothin:

"Kyle, shut your *** mouth! You people are why there's waar in the middle east!"
Apr 24 2011 11:37PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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is it just me or does everyone else watch just about every single south park that has been out scince like 1998-99
Apr 24 2011 11:39PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
I said the "f" word and didn't get banned... you're safe. We're just quoting South Park.

The mods aren't retarded. We'll only get banned for that if it's meant in hostility.
Apr 25 2011 12:18AM
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MN_Nice
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You can fucking swear and shit. Mods don't give a flying shitfuck.... bitch.
Apr 26 2011 9:26PM
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derpina
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It was the middle east reference he was referring to... haha.
Apr 26 2011 9:39PM
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skiblandford
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"snooky wants smoosh smoosh"
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Apr 26 2011 9:41PM
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Master_Debater
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"Do you want to fuck me mom do you?" -cartman new season
Apr 29 2011 1:43AM
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dmc12380
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"I cant even read a engrish" -Asian man
"Sorry Krye, but burrito is a sorrr good!" -Asian Man
Apr 29 2011 1:46AM
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Steeze_Minister
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hahaha that was so disgusting
Apr 29 2011 11:13AM
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afterbang2
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What is this muff cabbage! (Say it while ur on the field the umps really like tht haha)
Apr 29 2011 11:33AM
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StevenR
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Cartman: "can we please go back to best buy and get the Toshiba HandyBook"
Mom: "NO!"
Cartman: "Well then, can we at least pull over and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I've been FUCKED!"
Apr 29 2011 11:58AM
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StevenR
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"Shut up you shifty jew! Ill fuckin' kill you! Sorry, I just, you know when I've been waiting too long for the colonel's chicken I get easily agitated" -Cartman
Apr 29 2011 12:02PM
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Canepski
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Oh my God.. They killed Kenny!

YOU BASTARDS!

Apr 29 2011 12:07PM
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hot.pocket
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Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Apr 29 2011 12:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Jesus frank you don't have to celebrate it, we get the point. Can't you just say earmuffs next time? Why you gotta do it in front of the kid?
Apr 29 2011 12:47PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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cartman: hey mam! you should go get some fucking condoms be fore you FUCK ME! I want an ipad. not a fucking tablet.
Apr 29 2011 8:43PM
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alexg1687
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HAHAHAH yes! I watched this last night. soooo good.
Apr 30 2011 3:24AM
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Dan.P
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"Suck my balls"

"present them"
Apr 30 2011 3:26AM
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hoodratz47
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Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.


Eric Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!


Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!

Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
Apr 30 2011 3:41AM
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