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The South Park Quote Thread

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CousinEddie
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Post Up your favorite South Park Quotes!

Mine-

 Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Apr 22 2011 10:01PM
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Jimmy.
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Fuck yeah. Baste that fucking turkey.
Apr 22 2011 10:03PM
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Joshua.
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"Mom -- kitty is being a dildo." -- Cartman
"I know a special little kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." -- Cartman's Mom
Apr 22 2011 10:03PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
"they took our jobs!"
Apr 22 2011 10:03PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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"Does ur mom have big tits?!?!"- bill cliton
Apr 22 2011 10:05PM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Apr 22 2011 10:11PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
mommmmmmm more hotpocketzzzzzzzz
Apr 22 2011 10:15PM
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octopuseater
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"Towely noone wants to buy your book"
"Why?"
"Because you're a towel"
"... You're a towel."

 
Apr 22 2011 10:17PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
General: Yes Soldier?

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

General: I don't listen to hip-hop!
Apr 22 2011 10:18PM
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derpina
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Threads
Apr 22 2011 10:18PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
BUTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEM


EXCELLCIOR


FUCKING JEW



YOU KNOW THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU TAKE A HUGE DUMP. AWESOME
Apr 22 2011 10:19PM
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siva_freak
Posts: 241 - Karma: 67
Kyle has sand in his vagina! - Cartman
Apr 22 2011 10:23PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
"Don't do drugs kids, their is a time and place for everything. It's called college"-Chef


Apr 22 2011 10:27PM
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rudager
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DAY DOOORK URR JERBS!
KOH KUH KA KERRRRRR
Apr 22 2011 10:30PM
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fragglemuffin
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DEY DERK A DER!
Apr 22 2011 10:38PM
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derpina
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MY ALL TIME FAV: Jimmy in the South Park Movie:

"FF-Ff-Fuck me, it's a leprechaun!"
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Cartman: You shouldn't ever use the term fag, Kyle, that's a hate word and it's insensitive to butt pilots.


Mr Garrison: Apparently, we have a little problem here at the school, that we need to talk about.
Cartman: Ah yes, you mean the Jew problem.



Apr 22 2011 10:49PM
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stefC
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YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITOOOR
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Apr 22 2011 10:58PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
"Bitch make some mother fuckin money, you know what I am saying" - Butters
Apr 22 2011 11:03PM
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Anathema
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"MMMM YOUR TEARS ARE SO YUMMY AND SWEET. THE TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS"
Apr 22 2011 11:07PM
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fuckzakk
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"I'm not just sure... I'm HIV positive"
Apr 22 2011 11:08PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
excellcior!!
Apr 22 2011 11:14PM
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Toasty.
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what i said was... ahow would you like to suck my balls... mr.garrison - cartman
Apr 23 2011 4:55AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
when mr. hankey comes and shit goes everywhere
kyles dad.... now your mom has to clean this up
kles mom.......WHAT!?!?!?!!
Apr 23 2011 7:46AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
"do you like fishsticks?"
Apr 23 2011 9:35AM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
always a classic
Apr 23 2011 11:52AM
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.AR6rider.
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Apr 23 2011 11:58AM
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snowdon
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Kyle: "Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I cant concentrate." Eric: "Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp."
Apr 23 2011 12:01PM
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hoodratz47
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way.

Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

Skier:[arrives, with his friends close behind] well well well, if it isn't Stan Darsh!Stan:[winces and covers his face with his right hand] Oh no.Skier:Say Darsh, you don't mind if I take Heather out for some fondue tonight, do ya?Stan:Heather? [a woman skis up and stands next to the skier]Heather:Sorry, Stan, it's just that when it comes to skiing, Tad has all the right moves.Tad:I just might show her my moves tonight, if you know what I mean. [giggles]Heather:You aren't mad, are you, Stan? I mean, a girl's gotta look out for her best interests.


Stan:I know I know I-, ugh. Look I can't explain it but I have to do this. I'm not gonna die. I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?Mechanic:[appears out of nowhere] The K-13? You don't wanna go down that run. That run has got a historih. Thirty-five people have died goin' down it, and some say you can still see their ghosts up there. It was on that very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolfboy who escaped from a mental institution. You see, that ski run was once a burial ground to a tribe of vampire wichicaw who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Yah-, a lot of history on that ski run. [the boys just look at him]



Apr 23 2011 12:46PM
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Bi-ShredinalGuy
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"Thats a big boy isnt it Erik?" -Mrs. Cartman
Apr 23 2011 12:57PM
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RJ_Res
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"Here we go Denver!"

What a classic
Apr 23 2011 1:42PM
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Drail
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"we want more money!"

"how about some of that internet money?"
Apr 23 2011 2:14PM
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Drail
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maybe I'll just get a little high first.
Apr 23 2011 2:14PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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screw you guys. im goin home
Apr 23 2011 2:17PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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do you like fishsticks

im going to kill who ever made this joke. i dont like fishsticks

Apr 23 2011 2:24PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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taco flavored kisses


im henefer lopez
Apr 23 2011 2:24PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215

Yesterday my dad was pretending to read a Play Boy but under it he had a Food Magazine. -Stan

Apr 23 2011 4:36PM
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dmc12380
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Gerald: Randy, where will you go?
Randy: We're gonna head west. There's a rumor goin' around there might be some Internet out there. So we're headed out Californee Way.

Volunteer: Yeah sign up over there and use your time when they call your name. Each family gets 40 seconds of Internet per day.
Randy: Forty seconds? That ain't even long enough to check Wikipedia!
Apr 23 2011 5:03PM
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fragglemuffin
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Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?!
Apr 23 2011 5:33PM
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SkiThe603
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RESPECT MY AUTORITA
Apr 23 2011 5:36PM
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gnarnia.
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good luck jimmy. youre gonna need it you fucking asshole.
Apr 23 2011 6:07PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
RANDY, YOUR BALLS!

I know right, smokin' weed in front of a cop...
Apr 23 2011 6:10PM
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Anthem_Steeze
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"Can Cartman come out to play?"
"Oh I'm sorry dear, but he's still grounded from trying to destroy the Jews last week."
Apr 23 2011 6:14PM
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AWALLRUS.
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lol the one where jimmy and timmy join the crips

"the boys said we need to pop some punk-ass bloods, that must mean they want us to go get some ginger ale and marshmallows"

Apr 23 2011 6:22PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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are you a born cu c cuu cu cripp p or became a cc cu cr crip affter birth
Apr 24 2011 1:21AM
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pinhead_larry
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"Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!" -- Cartman. "Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000." -- Cartman
Apr 24 2011 1:34AM
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HKizzle
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"Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college."
-chef
Apr 24 2011 1:54AM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
"Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college."
-chef
Apr 24 2011 1:54AM
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funkmasterFLEX
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PROTECT MY BALLS. LETS FIGHTING LOOOVE. LEETS FIGHTING LOOOOOOVE.
Apr 24 2011 1:55AM
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no_steeze
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this will probably always be the best south park line
Apr 24 2011 2:01AM
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snowdon
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The entire episode where Cartman fakes Tourette's is fucking hilarious. Watch it if you haven't seen it!

Apr 24 2011 2:10AM
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elemeno89
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Apr 24 2011 2:12AM
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