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john.stossel
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Is there anybody you watch on tv that cheers you up more than Jeremy Clarkson on top gear? His sense of humor is so great, for some reason I always feel so much better after watching that show. no homo but almost yes homo... seriously Jeremy Clarkson wins. So do richard hammond and james may, top gear should go down in history as the best show of all time
Apr 22 2011 4:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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I love Top Gear. Have you seen the episode where they hypnotize Richard Hammond? I just saw it recently and it was hilarious. Probably fake, but still hilarious.
Apr 22 2011 4:58PM
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.AR6rider.
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Apr 22 2011 5:09PM
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leahey
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I love Jeremy Clarkson
Apr 22 2011 5:17PM
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PetriDish
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His on-air personality? He's a pompous prick.

Off-air? Wouldn't know.
Apr 22 2011 5:19PM
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spidermanatadesk
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Hes funny at times. Can be a bit of a douche but he definitely makes Top Gear... Hammond sucks, May is amazing.
Apr 22 2011 5:21PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah he's a bit pompous but that's part of why he's hilarious. i dont even give a shit about cars all that much but those dudes make the show awesome
Apr 22 2011 5:36PM
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sherwood4099
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He is hilarious. Show is amazing. I think you really need to be a puss to be offended or put off by Jeremy
Apr 22 2011 5:38PM
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special_k10101
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Top Gear is one of my favorite shows. I love all the hosts. They work really well together and I laugh my ass off.
Apr 22 2011 5:40PM
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DUKES
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ive been watchin topgear for years and its definitely my favorite show. topgear america though sucks major ass crack. americans trying to accomplish british humor
Apr 22 2011 5:48PM
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michelle
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I LOVE Jeremy Clarkson
Apr 22 2011 6:03PM
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flexpattern
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Clarkson's review of the ford fiesta - the whole thing is hilarious!!
Apr 22 2011 6:24PM
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Orrin
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Top Gear is my favourite programme hands down. The show wouldn't work without any of the 3 , they all bring something special to the show. They're HEROES. Clarkson is funny as fuck.
Apr 22 2011 7:11PM
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PON3
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my dvr is 100% top gear
Apr 22 2011 9:43PM
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exile_ch
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I've never laughed more than during their Vietnam Special episode... And it doesn't even have cars in it.
Apr 22 2011 9:43PM
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Anathema
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JEREMY CLARKSON.... BEAt. BOX.


Apr 22 2011 9:46PM
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john.stossel
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yeah the fiesta test was pretty sick
Apr 23 2011 2:20PM
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Travapple.
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this was hilarious.

Top Gear is definitely my favorite show.
Apr 23 2011 2:25PM
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spidermanatadesk
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I enjoyed this.
Apr 23 2011 2:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Season 4-12 were the best, its started to get sorta lame... at least give the illusion that its not all scripted.
Apr 23 2011 2:50PM
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DUKES
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holy shit i was about to say seasons 4-12. yeah this past season that whole stupid shit about the snowplow that was retarded
Apr 23 2011 2:56PM
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john.stossel
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whatev i thought the snowplow episode was gold
Apr 23 2011 3:09PM
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Alistair.
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A friend that lives in my village has met him in real life due to her little brother going to school with one of his kids or something like that? Says he's super serious in real life, but still manages to retain his sarcasm, so is pretty much the same as he is on TV hahaa. I love the man!
Apr 23 2011 3:19PM
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H8CH
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Top Gear IS the greatest TV show of all time - why even ask that question...
Apr 23 2011 5:20PM
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canterbury
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I think all newschoolers can agree on the fact that Top Gear: UK is amazing.
Apr 23 2011 5:35PM
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.AR6rider.
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As far as I'm concerned, Top Gear: America doesn't exist. There will only ever be one Top Gear.
Apr 23 2011 5:36PM
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Alistair.
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I take it you've all seen the episodes where they get the German Top Gear and the Aussie Top Gear? Hahaha.
Apr 23 2011 5:47PM
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Alistair.
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on their show for challenges i mean.
Apr 23 2011 5:47PM
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canterbury
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the one where they race the aussies with their cars welded to each other with one car upside down on the roof is hilarious
Apr 23 2011 5:51PM
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john.stossel
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he is the best sorry to bump but jeremy clarkson is like Jesus Christ.. he dies for our sins because he says what everybody wants to say but is afraid to say. He has aged alot in just the last 5 years... I think its because he took the harder route... he could have been more politically correct and avoided controversy, but I think he is one of the few people today that is honest and takes the harder route because he knows its right. In short, I think jeremy clarkson is a true hero, and I consider him a modern day jesus christ
Jul 2 2011 6:12PM
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DERS.
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this

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epic lulz will ensue by watching this...


Jul 2 2011 6:16PM
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Daydreaming
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HERESY

The whole crew makes the show. Remove any of them and the chemistry is gone.
Jul 2 2011 6:16PM
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Laurent.
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I love J.C. no homo.

Jul 2 2011 6:17PM
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ohmythugaim
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hyperbole much?
Jul 2 2011 6:18PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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what the fuck are you talking about? says what everybody wants to say, good joke....
Jul 2 2011 7:12PM
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.Tom.
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Jul 2 2011 7:14PM
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mnfreeskier
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haha im watching top gear right now. love the show sooo much. i dont thhink it would be the same if there were only two of the hosts. hammond may and clarkson all mesh in a way that makes it priceless
Jul 2 2011 8:10PM
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john.stossel
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well maybe calling him a modrn day Jesus is too much, but I definitely think, in a way, he dies for our sins
Jul 3 2011 1:45AM
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deleted5
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POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jul 3 2011 1:45AM
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Willgum
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YOU MASSIVE CAWK! God i love that show. For some reason, whenever they run into eachothers cars when they're stopping at a light or whatver, it always gets me haha
Jul 3 2011 6:10PM
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yuck
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has he personally offended you at some point?
Jul 3 2011 9:44PM
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Relish_man
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he's probably a Reliant Robin fan
Jul 3 2011 10:43PM
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Scott0_robot0
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guy is awesome
Jul 3 2011 10:47PM
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awelton
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They always hit may and all he does is say " you utter pillocks". hhahaha gets me everytime too
Jul 3 2011 11:03PM
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ohmythugaim
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Pretty hard to argue that Clarkson isn't a bit of a prick. Yeah, sure, political correctness has gone too far, but that doesn't mean being a sexist douche is cool.
Jul 4 2011 5:21PM
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Ben.
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gold.
Jul 4 2011 7:02PM
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john.stossel
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^and joeyjoejr, you proved my point. You call clarkson a sexist douche, but the fact is his show is the most watched in the world, so more people in this world agree with clarkson than agree with whatever show you like...probly queer eye for the straight guy or quief olberman or something...
Jul 5 2011 12:36AM
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ohmythugaim
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Sorry, what was your point?
I still watch Top Gear, i think its a pretty good show, i just think Clarkson can be a prick a lot of the time. He is a sexist douche, and a lot of people watch his show? So what?


Jul 5 2011 8:19AM
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john.stossel
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you call him a sexist douche. but he represents what most guys think. so he is dying for our sins, like i said.
Jul 5 2011 8:33AM
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