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a gorilla did bad things to me:(
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i went to the zoo with my family and all the way there i was telling my mommy how much i wanted to see the gorillas. she kept saying that the gorillas at the zoo were takin away for hurting a liitle boys behind. I asked how and she said she did not know. when we got there i said i had to go to the bathroom and she said ok meet us back at the gift shop i was determined to find the gorillas . i snuck around and finally found were they were keeping them i walked over to them and asked what they did to th little boy suddenly one pushed me down and pulled my pants off i was giggling and asking what the silly gorillas were doing . suddenly he put his huge monkey penis inside me it really hurt. he started beating his chest another gorilla tried to put its big black and grey penis in my mouth i scream because the monkeys dick was huge and i thought i was going to choke he shoved it down my throught and squirted something in my mouth a couple seconeds later the gorrila who had his thing in me did they same thing this happened for the next coupl of hours there must of been 15 gorillas. when they all left i could not stand up be cause my hiney was gone there was just one big hole. i was all slimey to. i ran to my mommy and told her what happened she screamed and fell down i hate gorillas
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nice story
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you're bored aren't you?
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damn, same thing happened here, except parrots for me and they said 'u like that'. i was scaared
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similar stories to that one are why i dont go to the zoo or the jungle anymore
I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks
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yeah, i found it disturbingly funny
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hahaa, you should send that to scholastics or something, maybe theyll publish it into a childrens book
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yeh, fir rilli-o. that shytz str8 ouuta teh nation geographics n shit
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Thats pretty funny. I think that the parrot one is better though.
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^yeah...you look in the national geogrphics and you see a pic of a guerilla rapiig a kid
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haha that was actually really funney
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its not funny to some of you guys. i guess its too high brow for some of yalls
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