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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
i was planting some trees and my aunt tried to take them out...there have been some family feuds and she got in my face yelling at me as i was screaming in her face...and as of right now she will be waking up with more than 20 new trees planted between the property line in addition to the two...and when she comes to investigate i will be in a lawn chair "enjoying the shade"
Apr 21 2011 10:35PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
?
Apr 21 2011 10:36PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
thats the short version of it
Apr 21 2011 10:37PM
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chuck_testa
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Why did she yell at you for planting trees? Im confused
Apr 21 2011 10:39PM
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ECB
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Here's what you do. When she comes to yell at you, ejaculate on her
Apr 21 2011 10:39PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
There you are.
Apr 21 2011 10:40PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
shes is old and senile and thinks she owns the land that we are currently occupying and wants to know what is always going on so i started putting trees as a barricade so she dosent know whats going on
Apr 21 2011 10:42PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
good call there
Apr 21 2011 10:43PM
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SeanTom
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make a fence that's 2" taller than her.
Apr 21 2011 10:45PM
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Bar_Down
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kill her with fire
Apr 21 2011 10:47PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
i was honestly debating that
Apr 21 2011 10:48PM
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ESAND
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I think that thoughts are plural.
Apr 21 2011 10:48PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
????????
Apr 21 2011 10:49PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
nevermind i figured it out
Apr 21 2011 10:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i think you should replace all her meds with ridelin and make her more fun to around.
Apr 21 2011 10:51PM
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no_steeze
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are you the guy who's goats kept mysteriously dying?
Apr 21 2011 10:52PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
lmfao great idea...where can i buy ridelin
Apr 21 2011 10:52PM
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ECB
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Here I am
Apr 21 2011 10:53PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
yes but the last one died....then my pig died and im still trying to figure it out
Apr 21 2011 10:54PM
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no_steeze
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your aunt killed them
Apr 21 2011 10:55PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
she rolled outta bed and broke 4 ribs....i dont think she could kill a goat that could prolly kill her
Apr 21 2011 10:58PM
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Milksteak
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:O
Apr 21 2011 10:58PM
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CassiusClay
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You buy it at the grocery store. Go in (make sure you're wearing a white bathrobe with maybe a blue collared shirt and khaki pants) and walk to the pharmacy. Normally with ridelin you have to get it yourself, so you'll want to push open the little door at the pharmacy and start browsing the aisles behind the counter. Find the big ass tub of ridelin. Make sure you grab a few empty medicine bottles, put some labels on them and start pawning out ridelin from the big ass tub onto the table that they have set up for you. Count out a couple hundred or so and put them into the 'free' medicine bottles that you grabbed a minute earlier. Walk back through the little door from the pharmacy and leave like $20 or something on the counter. Thats how you buy ridelin.
Apr 21 2011 11:03PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
great idea then go to jail for having a controlled substance
Apr 21 2011 11:05PM
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CassiusClay
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For having a controlled substance? I think you'd run into problems a lot sooner than that
Apr 21 2011 11:15PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
so i went back out at 2:45 this morning and planted another 8-10 trees
Apr 22 2011 3:36AM
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Abc567def
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you should plant weed in your backyard and decorate it for christmas with lights and ornaments
Apr 22 2011 5:16AM
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RubberSoul
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wait what? for some reason this interests me
Apr 22 2011 12:10PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/552440/

thread about not understanding how my goats could die with no visibile damage or injuries

Apr 22 2011 9:01PM
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RubberSoul
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ah word thanks.. sorry about your goats though. i assume you never figured it out?
Apr 24 2011 5:25PM
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DirtyDan
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you should probably just snort bath salt.
Apr 24 2011 5:26PM
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Parrish
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She hates the planet.
Apr 24 2011 5:31PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
naw i eventually just gave up with them
Apr 29 2011 3:31PM
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AWALLRUS.
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you're neighbours with your aunt?
Apr 29 2011 3:34PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
my grandmother is yea and i was there for a few days
Apr 29 2011 3:38PM
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-ROY-
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helping the enviornment. hell yeah
Apr 29 2011 3:42PM
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TechnoPotamus
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OH THERE YOU ARE!

Do I know you?

NO BUT THERE YOU ARE!
Apr 29 2011 3:46PM
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