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Funniest Way to Break Up With a Girl

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TheQuailman
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Go!
Apr 21 2011 9:50PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
kill her
Apr 21 2011 9:55PM
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Troy.
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kill
Apr 21 2011 9:55PM
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TheWakes.
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lol
Apr 21 2011 9:55PM
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TheQuailman
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Think I'm going to have her watch this

Apr 21 2011 9:56PM
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beezey
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like my ex.
Apr 21 2011 9:56PM
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bromigo
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pretty sure a NSer sharted on a girl before while haveing sex..... that would be hilarious
Apr 21 2011 9:57PM
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DGski
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excuse me mam

i wanna break up with you
Apr 21 2011 10:09PM
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Randy_Quench
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inb4 pee in her butt.

unless shes into that kinda thing..?
Apr 21 2011 10:10PM
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Mr.Luke
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I have HIV, and now so do you.







I think we should see other people...
Apr 21 2011 10:10PM
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S.C
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pee in her butt
Apr 21 2011 10:11PM
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Afeld
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Apr 21 2011 10:16PM
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Afeld
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My bad

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Apr 21 2011 10:18PM
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wesley.
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great success... reminded me of this
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Apr 21 2011 10:21PM
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SeanTom
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Apr 21 2011 10:22PM
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blah..
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Take her skiing. Pee in her butt. Push her off chair lift. Profit.
Apr 21 2011 10:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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tell her that you ran over her dog when you came home drunk yesterday morning. she will start to break up with you, but then you tell her that you were just kidding. then you break up with her.
Apr 21 2011 10:27PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
facebook
Apr 21 2011 10:40PM
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S.C
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hahahahah +k
Apr 21 2011 10:46PM
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Bar_Down
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first thing that came to mind as i read the thread title.
Apr 21 2011 10:48PM
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egg.
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holy shit thats absolutly hilarious
Apr 21 2011 10:51PM
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snowdon
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YES i came here to post that. Cruel, but effective. And that's what she gets for whoring around.
Apr 21 2011 10:52PM
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Potatoes
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"Its not you, its me......I just think I can do better."
Apr 21 2011 10:52PM
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ECB
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Have sex with her mom in her bed, then she walks in on you while you are fucking her mom. And have her died tied up with just his dick out so when she yells at you, you suck him off too.
Apr 21 2011 10:55PM
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Z-Juice
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win
Apr 21 2011 11:03PM
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Owl
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was posted on here a little while ago


Apr 21 2011 11:06PM
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Owl
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i know its long but she gets crushed at the end haha
Apr 21 2011 11:10PM
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snowdon
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Haha I'm listening to it again right now. I'm at the part where he's like, "Well we've been together for 5 years now....I guess I just have one thing to ask you. How long will it take for you to get all your crap out of my house?" "WHAT?!?"
Apr 21 2011 11:14PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I pray that you or your spawn will not live within 500 miles of my children. No offense your just abnormally sketchy even for NS
Apr 21 2011 11:14PM
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Owl
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soooo good :P haha
Apr 21 2011 11:15PM
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CAPSLOCK HER MOTHER

but actually, it depends on the girl.
Apr 21 2011 11:57PM
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CRiP
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my friend sent his girl a picture of his shit and said 'i dump you'
Apr 22 2011 12:01AM
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Conker
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"i hate you"...
"yea well.. you werent even a listener."
That was pretty funny. kinda sad tho.
Apr 22 2011 12:10AM
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buddychaps
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haha i remember that. So awesome
Apr 22 2011 12:13AM
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StreetsOfRage
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you know i do love your style, name, and posts. but i have to suggest you change your sig, you might get banned. other then that <3 you. no homo.
Apr 22 2011 12:16AM
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pinhead_larry
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i love this guy

Ok got this off 4chan:
"invite your gf to a party with a bunch of people and have everyone sit down for a game then ask everyone who is in a relationship to stand up. Then turn to your gf and say, "Actually honey, you can sit back down."
Apr 22 2011 12:43AM
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pRETTyLight5
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text her that you are breaking up with her because who ever made this thread is gay
Apr 22 2011 1:44AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white+dragon
Apr 22 2011 1:55AM
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tuna.
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my best friend, 19 years old, texted his girlfriend of 8 months this last week.

"its not you, its me. seriously, it's me whose breaking up with you."
Apr 22 2011 1:57AM
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wasatch_rat
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you try way too hard. it stopped being funny when you actually let the internet know about your incest
Apr 22 2011 1:58AM
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TheStamos
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Sadism is the derivation of pleasure as a result of inflicting pain or watching pain inflicted on others
Apr 22 2011 2:00AM
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skier_boy26
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I hope you get banned and hit by a car
Apr 22 2011 2:19AM
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sammiedee
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Apr 22 2011 10:07AM
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Dlud
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http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=c1-Oep9uNwM Don't know if this works, doing this from my phone
Apr 22 2011 11:03AM
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TechnoPotamus
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that radio call is pure win and total flawless victory
Apr 22 2011 11:18AM
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blah..
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This is the single most cruel act I have ever witnessed.
Apr 22 2011 5:38PM
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skijunkiedtm
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A friend of mine in 9th grade had a girl who was crazy clingy, he told her he was gay.

It did not work out the best for him.
Apr 22 2011 5:48PM
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Swaggermager
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That video has so much win!
Apr 22 2011 5:55PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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call her parents and tell them to tell her, or do it over the school pa system ;)
Apr 22 2011 6:00PM
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-ROY-
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thats the spirit!
Apr 22 2011 8:03PM
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Clevinger
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There's a few good ones here...


Apr 22 2011 8:11PM
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