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Favorite mike tyson quotes

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californiagrown
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whats your favorite mike tyson quote? should be a short concise string of ridiculousness, no transcribing an entire speech please.



"Im fuck you till you love me"
Apr 21 2011 3:53PM
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.AR6rider.
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My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

Apr 21 2011 3:57PM
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RubberSoul
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he cahled me a rapisth and a recluse. i'm not a recluse
Apr 21 2011 4:00PM
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RubberSoul
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i wish one of yall guys had children so i could kick them in the fuckin head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain, cause that's the pain i have, waking up every day
Apr 21 2011 4:01PM
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Ski_the_east01
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"My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her

I piss myself everytime i hear either one of those
Apr 21 2011 4:02PM
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californiagrown
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heres a list of funnies

http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html
Apr 21 2011 4:03PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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"ya scared coward!!"
Apr 21 2011 4:05PM
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LS.
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i will eat your children
Apr 21 2011 4:14PM
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garret.
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i like turtles
Apr 21 2011 4:26PM
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tomahawk
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I fornicate many women.
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.
Apr 21 2011 4:30PM
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californiagrown
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"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."


"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."


[To a female reporter] "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
Apr 21 2011 6:56PM
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585.
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i liked when he bit that guys ear off. good shit
Apr 21 2011 10:18PM
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dirty.
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"My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable and Im just ferocious. I want his heart, I want to eat his children, Praise be to Allah!" he is crazy as fuck but this is just awesome badass shit talk......the man is terrifying
Apr 21 2011 11:24PM
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drwclrk
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"Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
Apr 21 2011 11:47PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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Apr 22 2011 10:18AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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idk how to post videos anymore

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Apr 22 2011 10:19AM
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geteducated
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"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
Apr 22 2011 10:40AM
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Jib-Ninja
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"Nothing beats the taste of fresh ear."
Apr 22 2011 10:48AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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"There's no one perfect. ... Jimmy Swaggart is a lascivious creature, Mike Tyson is lascivious - but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people - it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

Apr 22 2011 11:19AM
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