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midwestpowhunter
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Has anyone ever thought about the likely hood of death in a hospital? i was in the hospital the yesterday and i thought to myself i never want to die here... So that leads me to this thread. if you could chose the way you got to die how would you want it to be? Something sweet like shredding a sick line and taking a bad fall or something more chill like in your sleep. Basically I decided i would rather die doing something sweet even if it meant i died younger. So how would you want to go if you got to choose? Hypothetically of course
Apr 21 2011 1:53PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
30 tylenol a 26er and a free fall from the local holiday inn
Apr 21 2011 7:31PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
And banjos and rape.
Inbred_Redneck.... I couldn't resist,
Apr 21 2011 8:34PM
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yeahno
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shreep
Apr 21 2011 8:35PM
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BarryFeinstein
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Severe anal prolapse and blood loss.
Apr 21 2011 9:01PM
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Spinoza
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Epic battle vs. a dragon on top of a volcano
Apr 21 2011 9:04PM
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TaySwift
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same, i i was raped by a fork -_-
Apr 21 2011 9:04PM
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ALaw
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yea, this seems like the only sensible way to go
Apr 21 2011 9:05PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
worlds first hexacork 2520 off a 300 foot cliff. stomp it. avalanche. no moar me
Apr 21 2011 10:10PM
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585.
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a battle against an army of wizards led by their master andy parry
Apr 21 2011 10:16PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
you would go down in history with chuck norris. also go pro edit
Apr 21 2011 10:19PM
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Anathema
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painlessly in my sleep when im old and ready for it
Apr 21 2011 10:20PM
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no_steeze
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a lot of the coolest ways to die would be very painful and terrifying
Apr 21 2011 10:20PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
I would jump out of an airplane with no parachute over new york, and then land in the middle of times square and splat everywhere
Apr 21 2011 10:22PM
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skiminnesota
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crazy timing. because today i was visiting my grandma who is in the hospital and the EXACT same thought process went through my head.

i dont want to die here.

its supposed to be one of the better hospitals around and honestly i was like WTF cant you atleast try to make this upbeat and somewhat comfortable?

honestly old age in my sleep. not putting my family through a whole mess, all that. just heart attack in my sleep.
Apr 21 2011 10:48PM
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huge-go
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I want to die having a threesome on my hundredth birthday.
Apr 21 2011 10:50PM
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Z-Juice
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That wouldn't be enjoyable at all
Apr 21 2011 10:55PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i want a zombie apocolypes

i meet a hot girl along the way

we survive for 17 months

i kill a shit ton of zombies

i get killed by the zombies so she can escape the zombies

she escapes the zombies.
Apr 21 2011 10:57PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I think I would Either want to ride a huge ass bomb that was enroute to a terrorist camp or Just hiking as far up into the wilderness as i could in a day till i was hopefully at the top of a mountain and making a large fire then overdosing massivley on anethesia and falling back into the fire. I want to dies in the wild but i dont want my body to be eaten by sacvengers.
Apr 21 2011 11:10PM
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CassiusClay
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Riding a huge ass bomb would be pretty fucking fun, I like your thinking.
Apr 21 2011 11:15PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
first idea is tits in mouth. second one's a little insane haha (mostly just the fire part)
Apr 22 2011 12:30PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
well on tuesday i would have said drug OD......

but how about i just get picked off by a sniper or something
Apr 22 2011 12:34PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
You have definitely been thinking about this for a long time... and I'll help you wrangle the midgets
Apr 22 2011 12:37PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324

you could have just saifd you want to start an umpa loopa farm

Apr 22 2011 12:39PM
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stompdat
Posts: 641 - Karma: 50

too dark. but crazy rememberable.

Apr 22 2011 12:44PM
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eldridge
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k+ for Tosh
Apr 25 2011 2:07PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
bullet to the head, hopefully soon
Apr 25 2011 2:16PM
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BIGben*
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Having sex?!? What???
Apr 25 2011 2:17PM
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Zimmerman
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NAKED LADY AVALANCHE
-Homer Simpson
Apr 25 2011 2:25PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Ok this is old so I doubt anyone will know what I'm talking about, but, anyone ever seen the end to monty pythons meaning of life????

I'd post a link but the breasts are a plenty.
Apr 25 2011 5:22PM
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dubaiski
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fighting off a bear that has been trained in martial arts by the taliban in order to give the worlds leaders time to escape is how i am going to die.
Apr 25 2011 5:34PM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11
dinosaurs...specifically a  huge fucking t. rex
Apr 25 2011 5:59PM
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Elmo.
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this. and its more peaceful. and if u died like taking a bad fall u might be in pain for a little while before you either die or are unconscious
Apr 25 2011 6:05PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Well i wouldnt want to be eaten by like wildabeasts and shit
Apr 25 2011 6:13PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
some of you really want to go to sleep one night and just never wake up!?!? that sounds absolutely terrible. I think that a first descent down Everest then hucking a giant cliff where I then free-fall to the end.

Dont know if its just me, but I dont want to just disappear from existence in my sleep...
Apr 25 2011 6:49PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
in my sleep
Apr 25 2011 7:42PM
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Spinoza
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The Apocalypse
Apr 29 2011 1:15PM
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laserbeamz
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Fucked to death by 100 horny slutty chicks!

Sum ppl are freaks...
May 19 2011 7:51AM
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.frenchy
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old age probably
May 19 2011 7:56AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850

you realize thats how he died right?

im sure he did not want to go that way

May 19 2011 9:47AM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
Yeah in my sleep seams nice...
May 19 2011 10:53AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
sounds like the best option until the perinoid side of me thinks about the dream you would probably have as you died. i bet it would be fucked up. i would rather been in control of the process.
May 19 2011 11:38AM
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The.Owl.
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In approximately two days we are all going to die at the hand of zombies......you don't get to choose, just ask fox news.
May 19 2011 9:33PM
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CAPSLOCK*
Posts: 345 - Karma: 19
I want to die doing the thing i love most : partying. It'll be a kickass party with all of my friends, my favorite DJ and of course the usual vegas stuff (strippers, midgets and monkeys). The night will be filled with expensive champaign and hard drugs and i end up overdosing doing a line a blow on the ass of a hooker.
May 19 2011 9:45PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
No way, dying while skiing would most likely be a super painful and traumatic way to go.
May 19 2011 9:49PM
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shibby
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I don't care, as long as it's fucking extreme or I become a martyr.
May 19 2011 10:17PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
never!!! genetically engineer unlimited life or at least get a consciousness in a computer or something.
May 19 2011 10:21PM
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StreetsOfRage
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i would like to die driving. instant death. hopefully no pain. cuz i love driving and if you die driving 200+ that would be pretty sick.

but my more civial answer would be to die doing something i love. not just driving but anything i love. maybe sex.... :D
May 19 2011 10:23PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Do you play Fallout?
May 19 2011 10:25PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Skydiving without a parachute
Overshooting a jump to 200 fett to flat
Getting shot in the head by a sniper while serving on a valuble sucessfull mission for your country

or what someone said above about the ailiens. thad be dope.

May 19 2011 10:30PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
I saw this quote one time that was like:

"I want to die skiing, so that at my funeral they can say I died happy"

or something along those lines.
May 19 2011 10:31PM
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