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midwestpowhunter
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Has anyone ever thought about the likely hood of death in a hospital? i was in the hospital the yesterday and i thought to myself i never want to die here... So that leads me to this thread. if you could chose the way you got to die how would you want it to be? Something sweet like shredding a sick line and taking a bad fall or something more chill like in your sleep. Basically I decided i would rather die doing something sweet even if it meant i died younger. So how would you want to go if you got to choose? Hypothetically of course
Apr 21 2011 1:53PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Having already nearly died in a hospital, I agree, that would suck.

I would rather, live to old age, and a day before I die, go wing suit skydiving with no parachute over the ocean. it would combine my love of flight, adrenaline, and water.
Apr 21 2011 1:56PM
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midwestpowhunter
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it should be legal to have people help you do this. i agree with that completly. when im terminal im going skyfalling
Apr 21 2011 1:58PM
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Blurst
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I think I would prefer to die in my sleep than doing something awesome because if I died doing something awesome I would not be doing it anymore.
Apr 21 2011 2:00PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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If i could have a time and place to die, it would either be in a horrific racing crash or a while diving. More peaceful would just be out in the woods when im hunting...but those instances usually involve bears and wolves.
Apr 21 2011 2:00PM
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240sxKid
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I would love to be able to jump from a tall building, would be amazing, ive always wondered what freefalling is like.
Apr 21 2011 2:00PM
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maximiliaan
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to help commit suicide?
Apr 21 2011 2:00PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
no when your about to die to choose they way you die.
different circumstances.
Apr 21 2011 2:06PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
skiing naked.
Apr 21 2011 2:07PM
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TheHamburglar
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THC overdose
Apr 21 2011 2:10PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
jumping out of an airplane without a chute would by far be the best way to go. You get to enjoy your last minutes flying through the air and then have an instant and painless death
Apr 21 2011 2:10PM
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rudager
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I died of that once.
Apr 21 2011 2:12PM
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introvert
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What COskier said
Apr 21 2011 2:12PM
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Blurst
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You will die at the hands of me.
Apr 21 2011 2:16PM
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CassiusClay
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3000 aliens invade NYC and begin destroying the city. I'm incredibly high and drunk, and stumble out with a 9, a couple hundred bullets, and a baseball bat, ready to wreck havoc and save humanity. I singlehandedly plow through 2,999 of them before facing Galactor, their leader. Between battles with the aliens I'm burning blunts dipped in pcp. In beating Galactor's ass with my trusty baseball bat he runs his crazy crooked sword through me, killing me on the spot. Galactor chokes on his last breath and dies. I saved humanity while high, drunk and hallucinating and am memorialized with a 21 gun salute and have my ashes thrown across the lower east side just like Pinero.

Wut
Apr 21 2011 2:31PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
nitrous oxide asphyxiation, phish into the afterlife.
Apr 21 2011 2:31PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
not drowning or burning...
Apr 21 2011 2:34PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Wing suit.

Dynamite.

Airplane.

Jump out of plane with wingsuit. At a certain altitude, the dynamite explodes, taking me with it.

Human fireworks. And fulfilling my dream of going out with a bang. Literally.
Apr 21 2011 2:39PM
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yelsel
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im right there with you. minus the wing suit and airplace. just give me a shit ton of dynaminte and ill be good to go.
Apr 21 2011 2:41PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,635
Assisted suicide is what you're looking for.

I want to die in my sleep. Be rational guys.
Apr 21 2011 2:43PM
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remove
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Fighting a bear with a Bowie knife.... the bear dies too. I'll be smoking a lucky strike.

Apr 21 2011 2:47PM
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salamander
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At the end of the world however it comes. If you have to die some day anyway, might as well make it until the end of the world. You would be in one of the most significant groups of people in the history of the world. The group that was alive, standing on the ground, when the earth came to an end. You made it.. Epic.
Apr 21 2011 2:55PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
OK I wanna change mine to this, always wanted to fight a bear.
Apr 21 2011 2:57PM
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tommyp1ckles
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Do a bunch of coke and attack some terrorist cell by yourself Rambo style, just show up one day armed to the teeth with machine guns and grenades and just fight to the death while screaming cheesy action lines and when they finally where about to kill you, say something like "ill see you in hell motherfucker"

you'd go down in history
Apr 21 2011 3:05PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
I want to die inside the Brazen Bull.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
Apr 21 2011 3:11PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
I would like to die saving another person(s) life, whatever that entails. Death is the biggest surprise you get in life. Why ruin the surprise? Well I guess you know when you are about to be executed so...
Apr 21 2011 3:15PM
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throwin_steeze
Posts: 364 - Karma: 885
drowning

Apr 21 2011 3:16PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,031
I would want to go down in a monumental way. A lot of guys jump from buildings or various other high places and they might end up on the local news. This isn't good enough for me. Not only does my death have to be incredibly extravagant, it also needs to be so fucking confusing and fucked up that anyone who witnesses it or hears about or even fucking reads about it, will never forget.


This is my idea. I find myself a wife, a beautiful wife and another married couple that is equally concerned about having an extravagant death. So Me, my beautiful wife and our partners then proceed to adopt 10-15 midget babies each. We raise these midget babies on a remote island somewhere in the pacific. During the raising of the midget babies we teach them that our world is near the end and that they are the last of the Shwortstack Clan and We are their Gods. The 20 to 25 midget babies grow up and mate with each other in effort to repopulate the Shwortstack Clan and prove themselves to the gods (Me and my wife and partners). If we live to be 70-80 then that is 2-3 generations depending on how young we decide the midgets can start a family. In the last years of my life I would speak of the end times and the destruction of the entire Shwortstack Clan. On my death bed I would speak of the other worlds and the race we call Humanitines. I would then hand the eldest midget a laptop with google opened in the browser and unlimited wifi. I would also give him a satellite cell phone. The rest would be up to them.

In the event of a full sized person being born I would treat it much like a Jesus situation and praise the family who gave birth to him/her.

I would also have gopros everywhere and make a documentary and post it on youtube and mail it to a shit ton of people so there would be no way for the story not to get out.
Apr 21 2011 3:24PM
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3-6-steeze
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I'll be a partner. that sounds fun
Apr 21 2011 3:26PM
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Tonic
Posts: 334 - Karma: 1,653
This amazing idea about to go unrecognized? No, that sir would be amazing.
Apr 21 2011 3:27PM
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RubberSoul
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i wanna be buried up to my neck in sand, then have a cobra repeatedly strike me in the face. so i can see death coming for me and shit
Apr 21 2011 3:39PM
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moonofendor
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from being too awesome.
Apr 21 2011 3:56PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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i wouldhate to jump out of aplain with no chute....you know you have like 2 minuets before you hit, and i think i would be so worried that it wouldnt work...i would have to say in my sleep, but if i was going really crazy with it probably the thing about fighting aliens...that would be baller
Apr 21 2011 4:06PM
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ImNotARacist
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Anyone else interested in being a god?
Apr 21 2011 4:11PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i did a project on weed and found out that it would take 10 000x your body weight worth of weed to overdose. but you could probably thc extract or somehing
Apr 21 2011 4:14PM
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1337
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definitely in my sleep, it would be the most painless and peaceful way to go. I'd feel at ease with myself the moments before death.
Apr 21 2011 4:15PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,031
I shoot that shit like heroine these days. You guys are still smoking?
Apr 21 2011 4:15PM
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CassiusClay
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Thank you sir, it can be edited but dammit I'd love to die laughing, fucked up, and yet still saving humanity.
Apr 21 2011 4:17PM
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oceanic
Posts: 95 - Karma: 11
This thread is interesting. Yeah if I got old and then terminal I would find a "fun" way to die.
Apr 21 2011 4:19PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,031
Canadian?
Apr 21 2011 4:20PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
ski- base naked off of everest with no chute.
Apr 21 2011 4:30PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
NEVER!!!!
Apr 21 2011 4:33PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i would want to leave this earth doing something amazing. i want to leave a legacy for younger generations to look up to like Shane, CR, and many many others.
Apr 21 2011 4:36PM
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LittleFoot
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pushing somebody out of the way of a bus and be run over by it myself. then be in the papers the next morning and be known as that crazy old guy
Apr 21 2011 4:39PM
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Jane6
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hahahahaha

Worst case scenario I guess would be to die really old and alone. Not being able to live by yourself, being forced to rely on others to help you with everything. I want my death to be quick and unexpected, no pain or anything, just leave life with a bang. So yeah, headshot.

Apr 21 2011 4:41PM
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comeatmebro
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massive amounts of blow and pcp. gun battle with some sort of gang/police force...somebody with a serious arsenal. max out credit cards on full arsenal of my own, and just go buck wild. i've read of terrorist taking pcp, getting shot in the heart 8 times, and still fucking shit up for minutes after...so i'm all about it. and the cocaine is an obvious choice.
Apr 21 2011 4:49PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Ski basejumping into pow, I bet thats the way Shane wanted would've wanted to go
Apr 21 2011 5:02PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
Sword Fight!
Apr 21 2011 5:04PM
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eldridge
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i quite enjoyed that
Apr 21 2011 5:06PM
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Deezy
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this will take some prep....
get to the top of a building
tie rope to my feet
super glue my hands to the back of my head and my eye lids open.
string a wire around my neck
jump off

on my way down the wire will cut my head off, but my hands will keep it near
when i get to the bottom ill be hanging from the building, with my head cut off, but my hands holding it in place about a foot or 2 off my body. blood everywhere dripping onto my head but my eyes are wide open

whoever sees this will be scared for life.

oh and write something about that game somewhere near.


Apr 21 2011 5:18PM
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Pastie
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As the great Peter Tosh once said, "Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but nobodies willing to die."
Apr 21 2011 5:46PM
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