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ENOUGH ASS KISSING

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EC-Tom
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As you all know, this site has been around for a while. With that comes members who have been ehre for years, and newbies. So called NS Gods such as Lateralis and Phrosty, participate in these forums.

Explain to me why the fuck so many people kiss their asses on a regular basis. Honestly, it's time for people to make their own god damn opinions, and speak what they think.

Example Number 1:

Lateralis: Fucken Christ, who gives a shit.

Nard: alright then... what crawled up your ass?

Eastcoast_destruction: How dare you talk to lateralis like that, i demand you wash your mouth out with soap, after I shit on you.

Honestly Eastcoast_Destruction.........


-Tom
Eastern Chaos
Jul 20 2004 8:36AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
chill man, its ns, everyones a family here





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 20 2004 8:44AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
must follow those with high post counts(said in monotonous drone) I repect many members on this site some have high post counts some dont, and i cant some with high post counts as well. The only people i would consider 'NS gods' would be harvey and those who make this site run
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Jul 20 2004 8:44AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
^^lol u say were a family and people make fourms about who hates who the most and the most hated members
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Jul 20 2004 8:58AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
yeah, everyones a family, with the exeption of atlantaski





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 20 2004 9:01AM
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aggro_sk8
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dude, that 'example' sounds like the guy was just trying to be funny, not actually chastizing him


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Jul 20 2004 9:41AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
agreed that some kids love the ass kissing but youre not so innocent yourself there ec tom.


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Jul 20 2004 9:59AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
haha linemaverick, when have I ever ass kissed? Yes it is true that I wasn't happy when that asshole ripped off NS, and yeah I did support harvey, as any loyal member should. I didn't sit there and make a post about how smart harvey is, as you made one for JD May


-Tom
Eastern Chaos
Jul 20 2004 10:19AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
whats wrong with kissing ass? it gets me through school and billions of other people through theyre lives
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Jul 20 2004 10:26AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
so so so so true^ but this is kinda different, theres no point to this, wats the advantage to kissing som1s ass over the internet?
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Jul 20 2004 10:28AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Funny how is making a thread about the ass kissing, you turned just as gay.




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Jul 20 2004 11:07AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
east cost is doing him







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Girl: That was me back in may

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Jul 20 2004 11:27AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
here is another one of easts dick holdings

mommy: O FUK. it lagged the first time, but the second time it played like it was supposed to.

EastCoast_destruction: i think your better then them mommy.

sugarloaf: I love jazz muzik


Misty7: ^^ i think i know whos holding mommys dick.








Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?



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Jul 20 2004 11:29AM
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emb531
Posts: 468 - Karma: 28
Hahaha, owned.
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Jul 20 2004 4:55PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
funny thing i was the man who spawned these prodigies.


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Jul 20 2004 4:57PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^see jay, i think you and me kinda bloomed at the same time. but i dunno, whateva.


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Jul 20 2004 5:02PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
why doesnt anyone kiss my ass?

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Jul 20 2004 5:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
nevermind, i guess people do a lot. when someone says 'You suck at skiing' then I get 2300 people saying 'No way man FARP is what this sport is about' blah blah blah. I enjoy it though. Don't stop.

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Jul 20 2004 5:05PM
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Trash
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10
farp rulez, no doubt!!

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Jul 20 2004 5:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i have high post count,but im an unrespected idiot so i get my ass kisses are few and far between
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Jul 20 2004 5:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahaha funny shit


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Jul 20 2004 5:09PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^ i cant beleive somebod insulted you. im sooo sorry. *suck*suck*suck*

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Jul 20 2004 5:14PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
i love how everyones so serious on here, this thread is hilarious
Jul 20 2004 5:16PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
some people really seem to live their lives through ns. this isn't real life people.

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Jul 20 2004 5:37PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
First of all, some people have really boring summers and Newschoolers are a good way to entertain yourself and make the missing of skiing come easier. Secondly, people can have their ns gods and hated ns members, I mean come on, its a community, all communities have gods and hated people. So I dont really think it makes too much of a difference, except there should be an easier way to boot people from the site, like some sort of poll.
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Jul 20 2004 5:52PM
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LittleDevil720
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imagine if we were all consealed in one room? haha wonder how many fights who happen throughout the amount of time we would be in there
Jul 20 2004 6:20PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
haha i bet a big group would be surronding lateralis. jd may would be reading some shakespeare, the newbies would be asking about lines and k2's, the 12 year olds would be asking eachother about girls and gathering around all of the girls. then the rest of the poeple would just be hanging out and talkking about normal stuff and all would be good. the ns room would be a great place


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Jul 20 2004 6:23PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
as stupid as it sounds i think youre just about on the money
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Jul 20 2004 6:31PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
this mattman is the biggest tool. his posts are always one sentacne long and basically thye just kiss lat's ass. just look at his signature:


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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis



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Jul 20 2004 6:50PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
you dissing my family?!?!?!?! ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron


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Jul 20 2004 6:53PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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no, NS isnt real life, its better.
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Jul 20 2004 8:56PM
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ShitSlam4
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fuck u tom, u are a fuck nip and a post whore
Jul 20 2004 9:23PM
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Vtsnowski
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i dont really care what i say on this site, cause i dont know any of you


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Jul 20 2004 10:06PM
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Melvs
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Jul 20 2004 10:06PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
haaahahahahahaha


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Jul 20 2004 10:21PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I hope someone kisses my ass so I can feel their supple lips on my hiney.

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Jul 21 2004 1:49AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8





are we turning this into an ns political campaign thread too?


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Jul 21 2004 1:55AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
hahahaha. and the mattman thing above is quite true as well.


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Jul 21 2004 7:04AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
YAMATOM9, you must be a fucking reatrd. First off, when the fuck did I kick your dog? Second off, true the east coast isn't that wonderful, but bring you powder loving ass down here and lets see you pull shit on ice. Third, I ski Mike Nicks, as stated in my profile, meaning I ride on 171's. Fourth, I am absolutely not a newbie or a post whore, I have gotten all my posts transferred from previous names.
Finally, you are a fucking tool.


-Tom
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Jul 21 2004 8:34AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
marlin_102, your a fucking idiot, Lat and I are buddies man, don’t talk shit about it. O look this is two sentences.





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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 21 2004 10:23AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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oh mattman, that's so manly of you to say.


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Jul 21 2004 12:19PM
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steezee5
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 136
my young impressionable mind is constantly occupied by what mommy, lat, JD, etc etc...look like, who they are, etc etc so NS room sounds like a good laugh. i just said 'etc' way toomuch. apologies.

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Jul 21 2004 1:27PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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mattman, don't fucking talk shit to marlin. you're a post whore and try and gain respect for it. lat is actually funny.
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Jul 21 2004 1:40PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ I never said I was funny!

I'm just saying that I don't suck up to lat. A sig is a sig. I've had lat's sig for many months now. When I see a funny quote from Stef, I put it in my seg. I'm not the only one, I just have more.

WTF Postwhore is overused! What I just go on my computer all day on NS???!?!!.

Let the record show, That I went skiing at Blackcomb 2 days ago. You fuckers, I got a life, outside of NS. I live in one of the best places in the world. Ppl will agree with me on that.





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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 21 2004 2:01PM
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fuck ya'll. i ain't related to nunya.

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Jul 21 2004 2:08PM
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J.D.
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EC Tom wins the dumbass of the day award for COMPLETELY FAILING to catch on to the blatant, obvious sarcasm used in Yamatom9's post. I mean sometimes the sarcasm meter is necessary, but that was just sad.

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Jul 21 2004 2:13PM
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Mattman
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^ wouldn't that be the golden chair award?





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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 21 2004 2:14PM
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thewhitesalmon
Posts: 374 - Karma: 15
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

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Jul 21 2004 2:26PM
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thewhitesalmon
Posts: 374 - Karma: 15
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
Jul 21 2004 2:27PM
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thewhitesalmon
Posts: 374 - Karma: 15
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
Jul 21 2004 2:27PM
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