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Post a good joke and or comment to preivous jokes thread
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Don't know if this will work but here we go.
Post your favourite joke or a comment to the previous.
What did the papa-tomato say to the baby-tomato when they were crossing the road and baby-tomato got splashed by a car?
''Ketch'up!''
S'not my favourite joke though, just couldn't think of any other.
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your jokes are like your knee and your skiing, really bad
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joke...hmmmm. ok ive got a joke but i probably gunna butcher it cuz i don't really remember it
ok so there was this couple who went to church every sunday but everytime the couple would go to church the husband would end up falling asleep, so the wife decided that it had gone to far and she asked the priest for help. the priest said that everytime the husband falls alseep, poke him with her finger. so nexd sunday the priest was preaching and the husband started to fall asleep. the priest says to the people in the church 'who is the creator of all human kind?' and the husband start to nod off so the wife pokes him with her finger and the man yells 'GOD!'. and the priest says 'that is correct' then the priest keeps of preaching for a bit and the man falls asleep the priest says 'who is gods holy son?' and the wife pokes the husband again and the husband yells 'jesus crist!' and the priest says 'that is correct' and so the priest talks a little longer and the man starts to nod off as the priest says 'what did eve say to adem on their 99th child?' and the women pokes the man and he yells out 'IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GUNNA RIP IT OFF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!' and the priest says 'that is correct'
end of joke
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
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burt asks ernie if he would like some ice cream, ernie responds sherbert (sure burt) i made a pun go me!!
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haha that joke rules man
what is green, fuzzy, has four legs and kills you if it falls out of a tree?
a pool table
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