Replying to drinking and driving story

Ok, so me and my freinds aj and tyler were chilin up at tyler hous in killy saterday night. we drank and played some poker so its about 5:30 am when we decide to go to sleep. as im falling asleep i here some one haulling ass down the dritroad outside his house. so i think to my self oh shit hes gona crash because the dirt road has a steep hill rightinfront of tylers house and then it turns very sharply. sure enogh i hear a loud crash and and then silence. so im like oh shit did you guys hear that and there like holy shit. so we decide to go down and check it out. as we walk down the road we see the driver standing up on the road but we se no car. as we get closer we see the car 20 feet down a 70 degree hill in the woods. and the guy is just fuckin hammerd and were still not sure if his accent was beacuse he was forin or just really fuckin drunk. so he ses to us 'you guys gota help me get my car out cause i cant call the 911 cause i am not so sober'. so were like ok so aj gose and gets his car (subarue outback) and his towe line. the line is barley long enogh and aj has to back his car almost over the edge off the steep hill. he begins pulling the car ou and after numerous attempts we fail and only get the car 75% up the hill and we have to stop trying cause ajs shity car is smoking like a mother fucker. so we detach the towe line from the cars. now we are all standing up on the road talking to the guy and he tells us its his bosses car and as we are talking the car wich was stuck on a small tree stump just rollse back down the hill and hits a large rock. tyler sees well that was unfortinate and then me aj and tyler just start laughing uncontorlably mind you we are also slightly drunk. and the guy is just like oh shit what am i gona do now. so we let the guy brow are towe line and he walks back like a mile to the house where he was drinking to try to use there car and we just left and taht was the last we saw of the guy. later taht day at about 3 pm we drive by abd the car is still there.