Hello, Newschoolers, look at yourself, now back to me, now back at yourself, now back to me. Sadly, you aren’t me, but if you stopped using products based solely on athlete endorsement and hype and switched to Training, you could flip like me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Sweden with a broad that smells nice. What’s in your hands, back at me. I have it, it’s a pair of new Line poles with stickier grips so you can go for that nasty Mute. Look again, the poles are now No Poles. Anything is possible when you start training like a champ instead of a girl.
I’m upside down.
