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So this flock of nonnes are on a bus-trip and get hit by a 200mph train and die and all go to heaven because they are nonnes.

Right...

At the gate to heaven they meet this guy Sct. Peter and says 'Sorry ladies, gotta ask you a couple'a questions, simply a formality, the good lord demands it'.

- 'Sister Mary' he asks, 'Have you ever touched a penis?'
Sister Mary giggles and says
- 'Yes, I once touched the tip of a mans penis'
- 'OK, move along, as long as it was only the tip. You may wash your hands in the holy water bassin and proceed'.
And so she dips her fingers ind the holy water and ventures on.

Sct. Peter goes on, right.
- 'And you sister Madelaine, have you ever touched a penis?'
Sister Madelaine says:
- 'Im afraid so, Peter. I was walking barefeet in the warm sand on the beach and accidently stepped on a mans penis. It was an accident, really!'
- 'Alright then Madelaine, sounds fishy, but you may wash your foot in holy water and proceed'

So Madelaine dips her holy foot in the very holy water bassin containing the even more holy water, and she walks through the gate.

Suddenly there is a disturbance among the women as sister Benidicte rushes through the crowd of nonnes. When she comes to the front, Sct. Peter asks:
- 'Sister Benedicte, why in such a rush!?'
To this siter Benidicte answers:
- 'If I have to clense my mouth in holy water, I'd rather do it before sister Karen dips her ass in it!'

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