Portal 2

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It was a breeze until Test 19. Can't figure this shit out.

Apr 24 2011 12:11PM

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Hoppy

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Love Portal 2. Very funny as well (stephen merchant voice over).

Hope theres a johnathan coultan song at the end credits, but havent got there yet.

Apr 24 2011 12:41PM

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andy_boy

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Yuck, why would you ever Google the answer to the game, that takes the fun out of it! I paid $40 to be challenged by a good puzzle, not to whiz through the game because I know all the answers :S

Apr 24 2011 12:45PM

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Oh come on man... Portal wasn't that hard. Sure, there were some levels you didn't figure out immediately, but the whole campaign wasn't longer than 2 and a half hours. Getting all the achievements, though, is something I never did do.

Apr 24 2011 1:27PM

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Chapter 6...kind of saw that coming but damn that was a good twist.

Apr 24 2011 1:28PM

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I like the multiplayer much more than single player. There is more strategy to it. Has anyone beaten it/know how many levels there are?

Apr 24 2011 1:29PM

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portal = runescape = fags

Apr 24 2011 1:39PM

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quaive

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How can you even compare portal 2 to runescape? two totally different games.

Apr 24 2011 1:42PM

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chill_davis

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video games are gay, disregard jibbin and gnarshmallow. If i were to respect any video game It would be COD4, COD mw2.

Apr 24 2011 1:48PM

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MN_Nice

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Epitome of douche.

Apr 24 2011 2:38PM

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Daydreaming

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If video games were prison inmates, COD would be Portals bitches.

Apr 24 2011 4:17PM

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quaive

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Apr 24 2011 4:48PM

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Ah, just finished the single player, amazing once again.

Haven't laughed this much while playing since...well, Portal.

Apr 24 2011 6:52PM

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chill_davis

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portals still gay.

Apr 24 2011 11:07PM

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Loner

Out the door, you pudgy troll.

Apr 25 2011 2:30AM

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By the way, how long did it take you to finish? Some people are claiming under 4 hours (!) and people at Valve are calling bluff as it takes even the designers around 6 hours.

I probably was around 8 or 9 hours, some of those travels BETWEEN the gel chambers took me a long time to figure out.

Apr 25 2011 4:45AM

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Great game. It is a nice change of pace from COD. Reminds me I have cognitive thinking skills. Plus I actually like skiing, so I have no time to be good at COD like school children do.

Apr 25 2011 5:33AM

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Daydreaming

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7-8 hours. The long chasms between gel chambers got me as well.

Apr 25 2011 5:58AM

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Raz.

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were can i get thid so it will work for mac???????

Apr 25 2011 6:07AM

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Steam????????

Apr 25 2011 8:20AM

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Dbouch

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If anyone wants to play coop hit me up on steam: Dylanhasnojaw

Best game ever.

Apr 25 2011 9:20AM

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Dbouch

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http://store.steampowered.com/

Valve did a wonderful thing and extended steam to the mac.

Praise be to Valve!

Apr 25 2011 9:23AM

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skiblandford

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alright thanks. im gonna wait for the price to drop and then buy it used

Apr 25 2011 9:31AM

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played it yesterday, very addicitng once you get into it.

Apr 25 2011 9:33AM

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240sxKid

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Can anyone play the co-op with me on steam? i "Friend" said he was gonna get it for mac, but got it for xbox. Like cmon. Hit me up

danyloserednytsky

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MOMihasSYPHILIS

Apr 25 2011 9:52AM

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Mike-O

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What a game! What A GAME.

9/10 but onyl because I was expecting some OUTRAGEOUSLY difficult puzzles that would have included every single element introduced in the game i.e. light bridges, every gel, floaty ways, bouncing pads etc.

But I have never...ever...in any media, book, movie, game...

Been as thrilled and in awe as in the beginning of Chapter 9

"The Part where...."

you know what I'm talking about, that was just mind-blowingly well done both narratively and in regards to breaking the 4th wall...better yet, assfucking the 4th wall.

Apr 25 2011 3:08PM

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^this….did you guys like portal 1 better or portal 2 better?

Jul 28 2011 1:28PM

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http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/j/jonathan_coulton/still_alive_acoustic_crd.htm

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I thought the humour was more subtle in the first one... obviously 2 is much longer and more complex. Both are must-plays.

Also, for anyone who wants to be able to impress nerdy gamer girls:

Jul 28 2011 2:25PM

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Don't know what everyone likes about it, i found it soo boring. I waited for so many levels thinking something kinda exciting was gonna happen but its just doing puzzles all the time, not a fan

Jul 28 2011 2:27PM

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did you beat the whole game?

Jul 28 2011 2:36PM

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nope its was too boring imo to get very far

Jul 28 2011 3:52PM

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I don't like you.

Jul 28 2011 4:20PM

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chapter 9 will blow your mind its worth it btw i beat the game without looking anything up /claim

Jul 29 2011 12:25AM

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andy_boy

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Agreed... except on the complexity bit. There are more objects and 'tools' but overall I would say that the puzzles in the second game are far more obvious.

I enjoyed the first one more simply because they weren't catering to the mainstream gaming audience. Portal 2 = more mainstream = tailored for casual gamer = too easy.

Jul 29 2011 12:28AM

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because i think portal SUCKS? c00l nerd

that sounded harsh, i don't mind you

Jul 29 2011 12:30AM

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Insane

correct.

You should like it even more, after all, it is the female version of an fps:

1. The main character is female.

2. The main villain is female.

3. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots...Vaginas--I mean, space-time tunnel apertures.

4. The game is based around evasion and manipulation instead of confrontation and domination.

5. The turrets. They are the exact opposite of a parody of everything women supposedly hate about regular shooting games. Violence, profanity, blood, evil symbolism, chauvinism...the turrets are always polite and apologize even if you kill them. Because everyone is nice in a woman's world.

6. Just like actual women, the main villain (GLaDOS) is actually powerless to physically do anything to you. The only weapon GLaDOS has is emotional manipulation. Just like women.

7. The company is called Aperture Science and women have an aperture between their legs.

8. The game starts and ends with a cute song instead of a bunch of dead people.

9. The game promises you a reward at the end if you jump through a lot of hoops, and it turns out to be a GREAT BIG FUCKING LIE, YOU STUPID WHORE YOU FUCKING USED ME, ROT IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS CUNT

Finally...

10. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots vaginas.

Jul 29 2011 7:47AM

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You've shed new light on this game, I will give it another go today. Hahaha touche

Jul 29 2011 12:26PM

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Wolffy

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I am honestly a wizard at Portal. I find the game to be very stupid and I don't own it, but whenever my friend gets stuck on a level he calls me over and I can beat any level in a matter of minutes. Portal just comes very easy to me.

Jul 29 2011 12:37PM

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MN_Nice

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Hahahahahaha. Wut?

Jul 29 2011 2:29PM

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ok. dipshit first off someone had to beat it to riht the shit down for other dumbasses to look it up. and second i have multiple witnesses to me beating this game without using google.

Jul 30 2011 2:26AM

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