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Jib-Ninja
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Today i had to go to my probation meeting, i havnt done any drugs in about 7 months, since i got in trouble over Disturbing the Peace fight. But last meeting i had my urine was not yellow so she threw it out and didnt test it. Same thing happened today, so she told me i have to come back tomarrow and if my piss is not yellow then she will violate my probation and i will be sent back to jail for the remainder of my probation *9 months*. I have stayed out of trouble since i got put on probation and havnt done anything wrong...but i can end up going to jail for being hydrated? Could i fight this in court if my pee ends up being clear? /rant
Apr 18 2011 8:03PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9223 - Karma: 5,435
don't drink lots of fluids, then pee?
Apr 18 2011 8:04PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
drink water tonight, do no piss in the early AM you will have to piss but you will be dehydrated to an extent..
Apr 18 2011 8:05PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,556
either take a bunch of vitamin c, or eat a lot of top ramen. both of those are guaranteed to turn your piss yellow
Apr 18 2011 8:07PM
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soulskier
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haha, vitamin c is my recommendation as well. hopefully noen yellow isnt suspicious
Apr 18 2011 8:09PM
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.jersey
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id fight that if you could because thats pretty bullshit. Its about whats in your piss not the color of it.
Apr 18 2011 8:09PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
eat alot of yellow food also twill be very interesting if you piss is clear again and you can fight that shit. Oh and iforgot the stoner trick is to take vitamin b12
Apr 18 2011 8:13PM
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An10a_Eng
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if you do go to jail, you should learn some things, like how to spell tomorrow
Apr 18 2011 8:19PM
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.jersey
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But still. Test it first. He could have been working out and drank a lot of water. It wouldn't go to court because "his piss was clear".
Apr 18 2011 8:26PM
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I-Ski-AK
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wait, we are all talking about his piss..
Apr 23 2011 9:22PM
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cooper.fry
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Yes, I belive that's the topic of discussion.
Apr 23 2011 9:28PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
man piss. Did he take his test already? or am I missing the date for which he had to urinate once again for his PO?
Or is he in jail?
Apr 23 2011 9:29PM
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Static
Posts: 8570 - Karma: 4,099
if she ever handles it unsealed, eat a bunch of asparagus, get that piss stinky
Apr 23 2011 9:33PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Just don't drink water. Or go skiing all day while drinking pop. Your pee will be hazmat suit yellow
Apr 23 2011 9:42PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21093 - Karma: 8,490
That's bullshit, she can't just throw it out because you're hydrated. Make them test it. Do you normally drink a lot of water?

That aside, b12, vitamin C, and exercise combined with drinking a little less than normal and not urinating first thing in the morning will help.
Apr 23 2011 9:47PM
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no_steeze
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how can you get in trouble for drinking water?
Apr 23 2011 9:51PM
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Static
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you should try to get your whole case thrown out because of it
Apr 23 2011 9:58PM
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leahey
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That is a court case waiting to happen
Apr 23 2011 10:22PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
applejuice is already yellow...
Apr 23 2011 10:24PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Dont know why anyone hasn't mentioned request a blood test if she throws out your urine again? Aswell as a bloodtest, I would try to fight that, like someone previously mentioned that could help out your case/sentence. And if she was going to violate your probation just by throwing out your urine and you get a bloodtest that proves you right, that can help even more..
Apr 24 2011 12:19AM
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john.stossel
Posts: 943 - Karma: 5
slap that bitch in tha face with ur cock... show her whos in charge
Apr 24 2011 12:23AM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
solid advice
Apr 24 2011 12:28AM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656

the source of the demon piss...

Apr 24 2011 7:39PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
cant test for drugs with a blood test, just AIDS and shit like that.
Apr 24 2011 7:44PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
also a lot mountain dew. you'll piss like a racehorse
Apr 24 2011 7:44PM
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Static
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Cannabis is detectable in the blood for approximately 2-3 days after use in an infrequent user. Frequent use can be detected in the blood for approximately 2 weeks.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml
Apr 24 2011 7:56PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
she's actually not going throw you in jail if you piss clear, its just a threat. no shit shes going to be harsh on you, its a po. its their job to try to straighten you up. she thought you were trying to give her something, but you say youre clean, so chill out. just go in less than hydrated next time

the law is here to protect you, and so is your PO
Apr 24 2011 8:17PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
The doctor with many years of schooling and medical background must have lied to me then...
Apr 24 2011 8:21PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
no. you're wrong.
Apr 24 2011 8:22PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Lots of Vitamin C turns your piss neon yellow.
Apr 24 2011 8:24PM
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t-roy
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guess how drugs get into your urine...your kidneys filter them from your blood.
i'm not an expert but i bet they could find illegal drugs with a blood test. urine is just easier.
Apr 24 2011 8:27PM
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Emma_Watson
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exactly. SUE THE BITCH.
Apr 24 2011 8:58PM
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Blurst
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you got scammed bro
Apr 24 2011 8:59PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Get drunk the night before. That will definitely make you dehydrated the next morning. It will also make you have the natty-splattys so you can piss out of your ass if necessary.
Apr 24 2011 9:31PM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
drink a gallon of yellow gatorade!!!
my friend did it with blue and his piss was blue!
Apr 24 2011 9:34PM
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baethoven
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i don't believe that at all
Apr 24 2011 9:35PM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
try it, but then again...im pretty sure he only has one kidney.
Apr 24 2011 9:36PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
eh i know when i drink my piss is always perfectly clear, probably because of the high percentage of water in this utah beer :/
Apr 24 2011 10:02PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Yea dude fuck the law! just wrap it up
Apr 24 2011 10:09PM
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Yinzer
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what about green?

drink gatorade
Apr 24 2011 10:33PM
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Kratotalaga
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go in there right in the morning with your first pee if you are sure you are clean.  some courts dont care if it is diluted ( clear pee) but some will make you sit there for hours until you pee yellow and if you leave they violate your probation because they think you are diluting your piss, go in the morning so your first piss is in the cup, or tell them to send it to the lab and test it for gravity or creatine which will really show if it is diluted or not. It might cost up to 50 dollars but it is better than spending time in jail. One time I had to go to work but  my piss was to clear so i said i would go to another court by tomorrow and have the test faxed (bc i lived an hour away from my probation courthouse) , might cost a few extra dollars, but i said that some courts dont care. I did 18 months probation at a court that didnt give a fuck if your pee was clear. had to be a hint yellow but not much. Smoked like 2 times a week and never got caught. Dilution method, skinny body, workout every day except 2 days before the test. depends on metabolism and body fat since thc is stored in fat. timing is key, google it
Apr 24 2011 11:00PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
its b vitamins that make your piss yellow, but more neon, its beter than clear though
Apr 24 2011 11:01PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
very wrong.
Apr 25 2011 2:34AM
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ThaLorax
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wut?
Apr 25 2011 2:45AM
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Mr.Panda
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I vote ignore.
Apr 25 2011 3:12AM
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skiblandford
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OP thats so stpuid piss doesnt have to be yellow. dumb bitch doesnt know anything. Claer piss is actually better, means your not dehydrated (good thing) you could def contest that if she violates your probation cause you have no control over the color of your piss
Apr 25 2011 9:36AM
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.josh.
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eat LOADS of beetroot and then your piss will be red, then you'll get her..
Apr 25 2011 9:43AM
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Blurst
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It was a joke
Apr 25 2011 9:50AM
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