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Give me one reason it would be better to be a girl

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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
dont get me wrong, i love girls, but i am so glad i am a guy

give me one reason it would be better to be a girl. the only one i can think of is that guys have to pay for girl's shit on dates.

im gonna get ragged on by pink names probably. but im not a chauvinist, seriously.
Apr 17 2011 7:56PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
not quite, i was filling him with false hope rather then actually giving a shit about some random guy hitting on me on the internet. i know better then to do something sexual with someone i met online, inb4 donut in my butt.
May 11 2011 9:20PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
you crazy son of a bitch
May 11 2011 9:23PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
thats The crazy son of a bitch to you.
May 11 2011 9:24PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Genital-wise, i object
May 11 2011 10:43PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
object to what?
May 11 2011 11:01PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
im guessing "son"
May 11 2011 11:04PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
^you calling him a bitch
May 11 2011 11:04PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
BITCH, try having two balls.
May 11 2011 11:05PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
daughter of a bitch..?


May 11 2011 11:06PM
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Desabrais
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
i lol'ed
May 11 2011 11:22PM
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shaggy.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 299
no no... that is something that you should waaant to do, the donut belongs in your butt
May 12 2011 12:36AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
You can get paid more than guys to get naked
May 12 2011 12:51AM
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skitheWest.
Posts: 2304 - Karma: 1,276
ahahahahahah
May 12 2011 12:52AM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
dont worry theron willl pee in your butt
May 12 2011 1:11AM
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adammontel
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
your a noob!
i bust 3 everynight
thats what a real man does
winning
May 12 2011 1:18AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
It's really not as awesome as you'd think. Lots of naked fat girls. But hey, at least they're trying to do something about it.
May 12 2011 1:55AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
bitch just got told
May 12 2011 8:46AM
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catherineeeeeee
Posts: 101 - Karma: 1
a lot of free stuff. get smoked out errday.
May 12 2011 1:14PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Wait, so a real man makes you multiple orgasm every night?  Interesting. 
May 12 2011 1:23PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
Yah for every girl u wanna see naked there are 10 huge ones u don't blechhh
May 12 2011 1:48PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
Oh ok I was really worried
May 12 2011 1:49PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Wait so it's not like my fantasies and it's just like real life????  That's shitty. 

May 12 2011 1:59PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
Sorry for killing ur fantasy :/
May 12 2011 2:25PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

It's ok, you showed skin- which is all a man could really ask for to make him feel better. 

May 12 2011 2:29PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
I once overheard someone ordering pizza WHILE THEY WERE STILL ON THE TREADMILL. I was like, okay this is why youre fat.
May 12 2011 2:30PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
cool story bro
May 12 2011 2:36PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
this post makes no sense. people who are active can eat a pizza occasionally and not give a fuck..?
May 12 2011 2:36PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
thats actually awesome multitasking right there. it would be even better if they were eating WHILE running on the treadmill. secksy
May 12 2011 2:48PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
You'd love my leg press barstool then. 
May 12 2011 3:06PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Its just a little ridiculous to get pizza in the middle of working out. and she didnt look like it was an ocassional pizza.
May 12 2011 3:20PM
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[evan]
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May 12 2011 3:25PM
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skiinghogan
Posts: 39 - Karma: 11

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link - http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/game-ovaries
May 12 2011 3:51PM
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.Midwest
Posts: 493 - Karma: 22
Hahahaha
May 12 2011 4:07PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
/thread

Leave it to Tosh to slay a thread he's never even heard of.
May 12 2011 4:51PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
no blue balls... no blue ovaries either
May 12 2011 4:56PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
k as long as you feel better
May 12 2011 7:22PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
so i was going well over the speed limit today (probs 20) or so over ..got away with a warning..yay for being a girl
May 12 2011 7:56PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
INFINITE ORGASMS
May 12 2011 8:04PM
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CAPSLOCK*
Posts: 345 - Karma: 19
doesn't make up for being paid 10% less for the rest of your life
May 12 2011 8:49PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
ya dont remind me..
May 12 2011 9:08PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
Well, guys don't have to worry about that because real men can avoid being pulled over while surpassing the speed limit :) hahahhaa. Still haven't been pulled over idriving. In my boat......... well that is a much different story.
May 13 2011 1:20PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
am i the only one who sees that bulge in "her" pants?
May 13 2011 1:29PM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
Holy Fucking Donkey Fucking Camel Fucking Siamese Twin Hooker shit!!!



that is one fucking large bulge
May 13 2011 1:40PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

It does if she gets to work 15% faster than you everyday for her entire life. 

May 13 2011 2:14PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
lol i love fat people like that.
i have a made whos like obese and started going to the gym, but then she used to get home from the gym and eat an entire cheesecake or a whole packet of biscuits.
and then wondered why she wasn't losing weight
May 13 2011 2:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
hey. im fat. leave me alone. so what if i go to the gym for 15 minutes and come home and eat a bowl of icecream.

ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING, K?
May 13 2011 2:21PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
NAW ITS NOT BETTER THAN NOTHING.
go eat another cream pie fatty.
:)
May 13 2011 2:24PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
lol its a crease in the skirt you moron. pm me if you wanna come check XD
May 13 2011 10:53PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
whoooooaaaa buddy.....anger issues
May 13 2011 11:00PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,176
Salt lake city :)
May 14 2011 12:50AM
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