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You: hi
You: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: What?
You: how are things?
Stranger: Good?
You: ask me how things are?
Stranger: What's with that question?
You: newschoolers.com
Stranger: How r things withu ?
Stranger: What's that?
You: things are GREAT
Stranger: What is newschoolers?
You: go to it
You: and see
You: once you go you never go back
Stranger: No thank you I have to know what it is
You: it's a website about grooming horses
Stranger: What the he'll
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: heey (:
Stranger: what ?
You: how the fuck do you get to chaps gap from the bottom of motherfuckin alta bitch!?
Stranger: I have no clue whatchu talking about .
Stranger: sorry
You: chads gap home of broken ankles
Stranger: I don't know what that is
You: are you hot?
Stranger: I guess you can say that (/
You: solid 7 by chance?
Stranger: solid 7 ?
You: yes. so do you own a pool?
Stranger: Yes I do (:
You: Well if you put a mattress in a pool it takes a crane to get it out!
Stranger: oh , we'll isn't that interesting
You: Yes i have to go and dress up in my ski clothes. bye
Stranger: okay bye
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: At last someone who greets properly
Stranger: Are you American
You: no I'm from the middle east
Stranger: May I ask what country
You: Iran
You: I RAN SO FAR AWAYYY I just couldnt get away... lololol
Stranger: I beg your pardon
Stranger: Anyways if you are really from Iran then I greet you with a smile
Stranger: For you are an ally of my country
Stranger: The DPRK
You: do you know how to get to the bottom of chads gap from alta?
Stranger: I'm sorry?
You: for what?
Stranger: I do not understand
You: understand what?
Stranger: What is chads gap from alta
You: its the place between your balls and your scrotum and from alta means another leather dressed tall american
Stranger: Why would you wish to touch another man's gentals
Stranger: Genitals
You: everyones doing it now a days tu pac biggie smalls even elton jhon. and elton jhon is a badass.
You: Have you heard rocket man?
Stranger: I apologize I am not familiar with any of these people or this song rocket man
You: it makes more sense when you're balls deep in a goat
Stranger: I have only heard the incredible music of our great lord in heaven Kim Jong il
You: oh I've heard of kim jong il which spice girl was she again?
Stranger: How dare you call our big brother a spice girl?! He is the greatest and should only be revered with the highest respect
You: was it the black one?
Stranger: Blacks? no not in our great country we do not accept those monkeys
You: soooo you're from africa?
Stranger: No I believe I already explained to you that I am from the DPRK are you really from Iran my friend
You: I fail to see what the department of pre release kocks has to do with anything....
Stranger: Excuse me?
Stranger: I am from the democratic peoples republic of Korea
You: mistake is mine my english is not good
Stranger: My country has taught me proper English however I am not familiar with the slang word
You: is it true what they say the big craze is having sex with other peoples ears?
Stranger: I do not understand
You: do you like to put your penis in people ears. I hear its what every one is doing there.
Stranger: Sir I would like to know where you got that information as nothing leaks out of North Kores
Stranger: Korea
You: I know people
Stranger: Yes well would you tell who these people are
Stranger: I can arrange an award for you if you do so
Stranger: Hello
You: I do not share my resources
Stranger: I respect that but may I ask why it took so long to type
You: I had an erect penis for some reason and had to look at pictures of sara jessica parker to get rid of it
Stranger: I see well I believe I must my friend goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: I FUCK YOU CIAO
You: How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what??/
You: do you know?
Stranger: um u wave the dildo in an orderly fation and u gt it
You: i should have known!
Stranger: yeah its pretty simple
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like newschoolers, and skiing.
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: win?
You: YE YE SON
Stranger: just so we're clear
Stranger: ur the solid 7
Stranger: and i'm tommy wallnuts
You: I'll pee in your butt anyways
Stranger: if u do that i'll put a mattress in ur pool
You: I'll put dynamite in your pool, it'll take Chad's Gap to get them out
Stranger: ur logic is flawed
Stranger: did u hear about nipples?
Stranger: he got a girl pregnant
You: 5 quarters?
You: what?
Stranger: was fucking hilarious
You: who?
You: lololololol
Stranger: nipples...
Stranger: he doesn't come on NS much anymore
Stranger: busy being a babydaddy
You: that' actually hilarious
Stranger: u r a newer member aren't u?
You: Like a year 1ns 3/4
Stranger: yeah...that explains it
You: 1 and 3/4 years
Stranger: before ur time son
You: How long have oyu been on?
Stranger: a while
Stranger: and a day
You: it says he has 0 posts...
Stranger: nipples?
Stranger: dude...it is an epic multipager
Stranger: GET LEARNED SON
You: Yeah on his profile it says 0 posts
Stranger: ugh u suck at teh internets
Stranger: <<<ECB btw
You: I am caucasian_sensation
Stranger: yeah, well, i'm pretty much god incarnated as tanner hall mixed with a dash of miley cyrus
Stranger: u need to read this btw: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/371813/
Stranger: and if that doesn
You: hahahahah oh my god
Stranger: and if that doesn't work because ur comp has HIV, then look up threads started by chucktown
You: I wish I was on here back when skiierman and all of the legends were around
Stranger: <<<<I was
Stranger: /claim
Stranger: but I am legend
You: did oyu really fuck your cousin?
Stranger: and i am still around
Stranger: of course, she was (is) hot
Stranger: ANY HOLE IS A GOAL
Stranger: incest is the WINCEST
You: words to live by!
You: hahaha hahah
Stranger: make sure u post this chatlog on the thread
You: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/699608/ have you seen this? he just goes berzerk
You: will do
Stranger: ummmm that takes me to the same thread i linked u to
Stranger: oh, nm
Stranger: I'm on a gay mac
Stranger: they suck at life
You: Does it have the gay aids?
Stranger: crossbred with colon cancer
Stranger: and i'm not typing that url
Stranger: so just tell me thread title
Stranger: i pretty much have all NSG threads memorized from 2007-present
You: "question:why was skiierman so imfamous?"
Stranger: CORRECTION
You: I'm gonna be sad when summer nsg is over
Stranger: skiierman was not infamous. skiierman was and IS famous
Stranger: summer NSG lasts 1 more week
Stranger: then it is done
Stranger: we got hints of that tonight. ppl already asking for homework help
You: the skiierman questino is the thread title
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: u forget, i am god of NS
Stranger: u should probably tithe to me
You: tithe?
Stranger: and I would appreciate if u would back-tithe two years
Stranger: wtf? u heathenistic bastard!
You: what the fuck?
Stranger: r u not learned in the ways of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
You: ??????
You: hahahahah
Stranger: Jesus is real, and He is the light. Need proof? How would anyone as perfect as miley cyrus exist without God?
Stranger: miley cyrus = proof of God
You: Who said I don't believe in God?
Stranger: tithe = give 10% of all monetary earnings to the Church
Stranger: and u don't know what tithe means
Stranger: which means u r going to hell
You: http://cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/08/miley-cyrus-two-men-hair.jpg
Stranger: like I JUST SAID i'm on a gay flaming homo mac and can't copy and paste URLs
You: lolololol u suck
Stranger: no just my mac
Stranger: my stupid rents thought I needed a mac to "think differently"
Stranger: i should srsly just pawn it or put it on BST
You: Do you ride a fixie also?
Stranger: fuck no
You: and only buy local?
Stranger: my mac would ride a fixie
Stranger: my mac listens to mac miller
You: I USED TO WEAR A FITTED BUT NOW I WEAR A SNAP BACK!!!!!!!!
Stranger: wow congrats dude
You: I ENJOY LISTENING TO TERRIBLE MUSIC
Stranger: ur a made man now
You: YEAH YOUNG MONEY YOUNG MONEY
Stranger: i have an altar in my closet
Stranger: with a pic of miley cyrus on top
Stranger: and at the base of it
Stranger: i have an XXL G-Suit new with tags
Stranger: and it will forever be that way
You: 2xl? what are you 5' tall?
You: It's about 6xl now
You: if it aint tall it's too smal
You: small
Stranger: u r so not with it
Stranger: ur a skittle kid, aren't u?
You: 8xl is the new medium
You: not even
You: not even a skittle kid
Stranger: have u ever even touched a g-suit?
You: Yeah, Jerry Sandusky was wearing it
Stranger: oh, so it touched u inappropriately
Stranger: u got raped by a g-suit
Stranger: thats quite the claim
Stranger: i call bs
Stranger: pics or it didnt happen
You: You want pics?
Stranger: u read my mind
You: oh wait your computer can't open theem
Stranger: i'll just close my eyes and visualize it
Stranger: damn, now i have to change my sheets
You: http://lmgtfy.com/g-suit-molesting-ECB/
Stranger: i'm not clicking that
You: do it you wont
Stranger: but im pretty sure its a cool story, hansel
You: pussy
You: you don't even know
Stranger: k
Stranger: well
Stranger: its been real
Stranger: and seriously
Stranger: JESUS
You: it's been real real
Stranger: TITHE
Stranger: GOD
Stranger: MILEY CYRUS
Stranger: and all things holy
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: good day sir
Stranger: Indeed very good day
Stranger: How does one find himself today good sir
You: very swell indeed
Stranger: Ah splendid
You: have you ever had the delight of traveling through time?
Stranger: I have yet to experience it
Stranger: By the gods it appears you are writing a novel.
You: well when time travel was discovered in 2052 it broke out a war. much of humanity was wiped out. the only races left were americans canadians asians from india japan and china. some of the germans survived along with the majority of russia. the three languages we speak from the future is cantonese and english I'm ong a good will mission from 2135 to just relax on my vacation
You: just a small piece of history.
You: well my history
Stranger: I see Latin America was extinguished from the planet
You: I am afraid so you see the united states and russia used some of their nuclear arms and pretty much extinguished most of everything then the rest got breeded out
Stranger: But you see America it's self is a melting pot of different races therefore there are still all races
You: I'm sure there are trace amounts of DNA still left
You: yes but you see it was the final war after the war we embraced our differences and became a one world unity there is still racism and what not but its not very often you come by those. its mainly the people who live in the out skirts
You: a lot of it has to do with inter species relations.
Stranger: Oh I see so the future is still segregated in the sense that the desired live in the cities or what have you and the "others" live on the outskirts
Stranger: Some future that is
You: well yes ther are some who own farms and what not and believe it or not amish people still dont use electricity. I figure if they wanted to they might as well use a time machine to the dont have to but apparently its devils magic.. hahaha
Stranger: The Amish still around, wow talk about perseverance
You: yah much of the religions are still around. However one that died out as soon as other bipedal people came from distant planets was scientology.
Stranger: This I don't believe. I myself am a man of science. It is in me to figure out how the world and space work and find meaning in our existence
Stranger: Beings from distant stars would not change this
You: well the beliefs in science is a strong one because much of science has gotten us to where we are however the stories about aliens dropping off souls into volcano's is just a lie.
Stranger: I find myself confused traveler
You: most people who believe in science dont really believe in much of anything. they are solely just looking for answer still.
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Answers to questions that have been around since the reign of the mayans
You: yes. however without sacrifice and what not.
Stranger: Indeed. Oh pardon my rudeness I didn't ask your name traveler
You: triax
You: anyways I must be off I have a big day tomorrow
Stranger: Tri for three and ax for weapon so three-weapon well nice to make your acquaintance I am lord maxius willhammer pleasure
You: take care
Stranger: Ah I see well then traveler safe journey
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do you uhhhh
Stranger: do you sell
Stranger: um
Stranger: weed
Stranger: ?
You: perhaps
Stranger: any drugs really
Stranger: crack
You: whatchu need?
Stranger: methamphetamine
Stranger: all of it
Stranger: I NEED ALL OF IT
Stranger: but really tho
Stranger: i think im gonna try to sell again
You: be more specific bro, you're sketchin me out here
You: could be a narc for all I know
Stranger: i tried a few times but i just kept using it all
Stranger: nah nah nah
Stranger: i aint a narc
Stranger: dont get all crazy here
You: how can I know that man
Stranger: we're rational people right?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so i need like 5 bags of weed
Stranger: no 10
Stranger: 7 and a halgf
Stranger: just do 8
Stranger: 8 is good
You: alright where do you need it bro
You: I got people all over the place
Stranger: 7-eleven is good
Stranger: i need it in boston
You: gonna need an address
You: there's a lot of 7-elevens
Stranger: wait hang on
Stranger: im gonna need more stuff
You: ight man
Stranger: i need like 5 big things on crack cocaine
Stranger: 6 small cocaine bags
Stranger: like 3 strips of LSD
You: damn man this is going to cost you a lot bro
Stranger: and 6 roofies
Stranger: idc
Stranger: i got cash on hand
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: itll kick start my business
You: alright, we'll discuss price when I drop off the shit
You: did you get an address yet?
Stranger: 1747 WASHINGTON ST
1747 Washington Street, Boston
Stranger: there should be good
Stranger: no cops
You: alright bro
Stranger: codeword?
You: read my mind
Stranger: how bout melon poppers
You: how about "officer presley"
You: you can call me that when you see me
Stranger: nah nah. too obvious
Stranger: ok
Stranger: yeah
You: it's not a joke.
Stranger: well just go with presley
You: you just gave me the address of a well know drug trafficking site
Stranger: ill ask for my melon poppers
Stranger: no
Stranger: dude i go everyday
You: maybe you aren't understanding me
Stranger: its totally cool
You: I'm the narc
Stranger: no
You: busted
Stranger: NO
Stranger: come on you said you werent a cop
You: We have your IP and MAC address
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO COME ON
Stranger: OH JESUS
You: in about 15-20 minutes, police will arrive at your place of residence
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: COME ON
Stranger: IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
Stranger: I GOT LIKE A BAG OF WEED LEFT
Stranger: ITS TOTALLY YOURS BRO
You: It is my advice that you remain there, and cooperate with the officers that arrive
Stranger: ILL GET YOU SOME HEROINE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NAH
Stranger: THEY AINT TAKIN ME
Stranger: THEY AINT NEVER GON FIND ME
You: I'm afraid they are sir
Stranger: IM A HESHE
Stranger: IM NOT A MAN
Stranger: NOR AM I A WOMAN
You: if you run, we have only one option
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: IT
You: and that is to send dog the bounty hunter after you.
You: And you know what that means...
Stranger: IF YOU COME HERE I WILL RIP OFF YOUR FACE
Stranger: NO I DONT
Stranger: I KNOW ILL GET AWAY THO
Stranger: if i dont ill haunt you
Stranger: like a ghost
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ill come for you motherfucker
Stranger: only for you
You: We are currently tracking the GPS coordinates given off by your cell phone
Stranger: ill bang your ghost mom
Stranger: i dont own a cell phone
Stranger: thats my sisters
You: 5 minutes and counting until officers arrive on the premise
Stranger: i just smashed it
Stranger: im making a run for it
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: whos dog?
You: then your sister will take the blame, and go to prison
You: dog the bounty hunter
Stranger: is it a dog
Stranger: or like thats his name
You: It's worse
You: much worse
Stranger: its a man dog?
You: you can only imagine the things he will do to bring you down
Stranger: jesus tell me its not
Stranger: no
Stranger: lordy jesus no
You: Some say, he was a mix between a rotweiller and a dutch man
Stranger: i cant believe you ratted me out
You: truly a deadly combination
Stranger: i swear you send that shit after me
Stranger: i will cut your spirit's throat
Stranger: you'll always be full.
You: Should've taken the clean route
Stranger: even if you smell a bakery scent youll vomit
You: I'm sorry things have to be like this
Stranger: clean route = clean needle
Stranger: thug life
Stranger: i chose it
You: Do you hear the knocking at your front door right now?
Stranger: i guess ill end with it
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats me knocking at your heart
Stranger: dude im so high right now
You: Come to the front door, un armed and with your hands up
You: in that case, purple elephants are waiting for you
Stranger: i just used some heroine lying around and ho ly shit
Stranger: wut?
Stranger: purple elephants?
You: yes
You: precisely
Stranger: dude i gotta see this shit
You: yes, you do
Stranger: ill talk to you later homeboy
Stranger: this is his sister
You: See you down at the sttion
Stranger: why are there cops
You: station
You: Because your brother is a bad man
Stranger: are you one of jerome's friends?
Stranger: is this a prank?
Stranger: they're pointing a gun at him
You: jerome is an acquaintance of mine
Stranger: they want the computer
You: the officers?
Stranger: they think there are narcotics or something
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the officers want my computer
You: Better give it to them then
Stranger: wait
Stranger: narcotics
You: nothing you can do
Stranger: nar-cotics
Stranger: narc-otics
Stranger: theres a narc
Stranger: you're a nark
Stranger: god DAMNIT
Stranger: YOU FUCKING NARC
You: This has already been established
You: Why else would there be police officers at your door?
Stranger: IM GIVING THEM THE COMPUTER BUT I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU. AND LIKE LIAM NEESON. I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: thank you sir
Stranger: you're sneaky but you helped us catch another one
Stranger: her computer doesnt have narcotics but i want it anyway
You: Is officer kowosky on the other end?
Stranger: i like being corrups
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hes right here
You: Good work, sergeant
Stranger: you want him to have the computer?
You: it's up to you guys
Stranger: this is St. Cloud
You: not my problem any more
Stranger: to do waht
You: well do you want the computer or not?
Stranger: should we shoot the negro?
You: well, at this point you sort of have to
You: we need to keep up our image
Stranger: great
Stranger: tonight was really boring glad i can be in some action
Stranger: hang on
You: no problem Charlie
Stranger: haha i did it. i told him he was doing a drunk test. lol
Stranger: shot his sister too
Stranger: she was screaming and shit
Stranger: didnt like it
You: both die slowly?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: shot em like five times each. kowosky helped too
Stranger: i gave him a high five
You: good men
Stranger: k im gonna go get some beers to celebrate
Stranger: see ya later
Stranger: my computer now
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
Stranger: thanks again
Stranger: really helpful
You: good work gentlemen, the force appreciates your dedication
Stranger: you too budyy
Stranger: you too
Stranger: Greets
You: chads gap, how do i get there from the bottom of alta
Stranger: ?
You: ? indeed
Stranger: excuse me?
You: you're excused
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: :)
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: cool
You: u?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: from?
You: siberia
You: jk
You: geogia
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fucking cold in siberia lol
You: ya ikr
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: hot as fuck
You: big tits
You: the nicest ass you will ever see
Stranger: damm :)
Stranger: any boobs? :P
You: double Ds baby
Stranger: fuck those are big
Stranger: lpl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: white?
Stranger: :D
You: obvi
Stranger: kik?
You: yes :)
Stranger: wanna go there?? ;)
You: sure :)
You: hmu
You: transsexualmale69lover
Stranger: Hey!
You: HEY
You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: I'm afraid your unexpected quest shall continue unguided, friendo. That information is not possessed by I.
You: Well that's too bad, kind sir. I thank you for your help.
Stranger: Be this our parting?
You: I must continue on my journey to find the mythical mountain of broken ankles that is, Chads Gap.
Stranger: Ah, indeed. Before you endure the hills, may I ask a name, so that when I relay this tale to future generations my epic quest-monger has a form of address at least?
You: Be well Stranger. I wish you the best in life and I hope you achieve all of your deepest goals.
You: My name is Tanner Hall, I am but a humble explorer in the worlds vast natures. I truly hope we meet again someday.
You: How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: i love cock
You: U know Tanner Hall?
Stranger: yea its next to fuck yah mum
You: Broken Ankles?
Stranger: wen yah mum walks
Stranger: too aft
You: U know Skiing?
Stranger: no ur mum eats all the snow she thinks its ice cream
You: NoNoNo. U know in Utah?
Stranger: yea utah yea utah !!
You: R u british?
Stranger: no i live in columbia
You: Why do you say mum not mom?
Stranger: thats the wayyy ah uh ah uh i like it !!
Dumb convo I know
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like skiing.
You: chad's gap
You: from the bottom of alta
Stranger: SHUT UP ALREADY
You: how do you get there
You: que?
Stranger: yellow fucking brick road.
You: oh, you're that guy
Stranger: *girl
You: well hello there
You: you come here often? ;)
Stranger: shut up.
You: it was a joke
You: calm your tits
Stranger: funny!
You: not impressed?
You: I even lift
Stranger: 5 pounds?
You: not many people can say that
You: successfully
Stranger: a ton of people can.
You: false
You: bro, do you even lift?
Stranger: i lift. just said it. im a womAn too.
You: no, no you dont
Stranger: yup yup yup.
Stranger: *brah
You: bro*
You: I said what I said
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Ns?
You: how do you get to chads gap form the bottom of alta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
FUCK ALMOST HAD IT
