Somthing to do on omegle text chat :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: How do you get to the Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?

Stranger: What's that?

Stranger: Oh, call a cab!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: Hey! Im M looking for F+14with Kik

You: that's me.

Stranger: Whats ur username

You: ballsdeep42

Stranger: Funny

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You: How do you get to Chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: hmmmm

Stranger: how many guesses do i have

You: 3

Stranger: oh wow surprising lol ;p

Stranger: ok well

Stranger: you enchant a rope thats twined by one of the elders in the village

Stranger: the ones that blow kron kron

Stranger: sweet kush

Stranger: and then you put a grapple on it

Stranger: repel down to the first monster

Stranger: that you see

Stranger: and look in the face, into its eyes

Stranger: and it will dissappear

Stranger: continue repelling and hitting a bowl

You: holy fucking shit. you got it. you MUST be a wizard or atleast a solid 7

Stranger: i tried...

Stranger: lol

You: did you pee in her butt?

Stranger: i peed INSIDE her butt every chance

Stranger: and id do it again, yes id do it again

You: oh. my. god.

Stranger: i just fell for you IRL?

You: da fuck is IRL

Stranger: in real life

Stranger: kneegrah

You: hargeenk

Stranger: woah

Stranger: almost blew my mind

You: blew your fucking mind

Stranger: but im too high for that

You: no fucking way

You: so am I

Stranger: lol dude

Stranger: its like omirror.com

Stranger: what da fuck

You: so fucking weird man

Stranger: hmmmmmmm;

You: are you smokin dat kush?

Stranger: well

Stranger: honestly its just regs

Stranger: garbage ass weed, but for some reason it feels like kush

You: holy fuck tits

You: that's the same boat I'm in

Stranger: what the fuck man

You: this is too fuckin weird man

You: I'm like freakin out man

Stranger: chill chill

You: do you smell that too?

Stranger: we are wizards

Stranger: i cant smell very well my nose is fucked

You: oh you smell it alright

You: the smell of FEAR

Stranger: oh shit omfg

Stranger: roflmg =OOO!+@!O@

You: woah

You: woaaaahhhh

You: wwwwwwwwooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: wow backwards

Stranger: is wow

Stranger: lololo i wanna smoke a cig

You: racecar backwards

You: is racecar

Stranger: is neil armstrong

Stranger: TRUMPED

You: too soon man too soon

Stranger: dude i wrote a poem about him

Stranger: wanna read it

You: hell to the motherfuckin yes

Stranger: my nigga!

Stranger: why oh why
did neil armstrong die
he used his strong arms
to work on a midget farm
and he got all the space ladies
with his space charm
i used to live in his hometown
he would pee on the ground ground
just kidding, he lived on the moon
and the moon is round round
he beat the pinko russians
in the race to space
he flipped off the commy faggets
with a brave stoic face
neil armstrong had a real long dong
he chilled on space rocks and smoked the kron kron
mr neil armstrong just died forever
may the spirit of his balls float in space like a feather
forever forever

You: that. was. beautiful.

Stranger: oh my god come here. hug me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: Just die in a ditch

Stranger: 18 male usa

You: how do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: turn left on van nuys and then go until you see the pizza place on the left corner

Stranger: turn there and then head down Elsa st for about a mile

Stranger: when you come to the big sculpture on your right, it'll be right ahead of that

You: really? thats magical, and did ski patrol blow it up?

Stranger: they might have... you can't trust them at all.

You: i hear ya brah

You: at least pryamid is still there

Stranger: THANK GOD

Stranger: i thought they had taken it

You: that would be quite diffacult

Stranger: damn they've found me

Stranger: i must be brief

Stranger: go to chad's

Stranger: he'll tell you the next step

Stranger: if i'm captured, they'll hahwelf nmsdnskdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk