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The Mystery of J.D._May is over

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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
Today, the newschoolers community got its first glimpse at it's smartest member, J.D._May. This leaves many many members confused as to who to pester for photos next, now that irishdrink87 has disappeared, and J.D. has given in.









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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 18 2004 9:03PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i vomited? what?





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 19 2004 4:39PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
if you meant to say 'asac just made ME vomit', then looks who's talking you scary little boy.







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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 19 2004 4:40PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
according to Capurcunis you did
Jul 19 2004 4:40PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
a-l-e-x, your an asswhole





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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 19 2004 4:43PM
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bubblegum
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
*Confused* whos that picture of?

.....The End.....
Jul 19 2004 4:44PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
capurnicus





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 19 2004 4:45PM
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Trash
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10
is that Frodo?

Girl, you know its true.

'yup you're right' - strode420
Jul 19 2004 4:57PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
you fucken idiot, YOU vomited JD's SEAMEN

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 19 2004 5:18PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
He ate sailors and then threw them up? I wasn't aware I owned any navy men.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 19 2004 5:18PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
what's the point of that picture?? to prove how damn sexy i am?

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 19 2004 5:19PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
capernicus- youve gotten alot more antagonistic since the days when your were known by your former name.... so much anger...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 19 2004 5:22PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
no i'm not angry, just having fun

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 19 2004 5:26PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
i like you, you're cool, so are most people on here, but its most fun to mess with the tools of ns

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 19 2004 5:29PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
well, i cant refute that... just making sure...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 19 2004 5:40PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
haha really does look like frodo..u hobbit




Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
Jul 19 2004 10:52PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
trixy little hobbitses

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003
2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
Jul 19 2004 11:30PM
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soccrskiman05
Posts: 113 - Karma: 13
wow, i know this guy's way smarter than almost everyone else on this site, iv read a bunch of his posts, he definitely knows what he's talkin' about, but who gives a rats ass what he looks like? if you people are so obsessed with how he looks, go play around on Rate-a-buddy or any of those other post-ur-pics-online sites. and no offense to JD May, but most of you guyz should quit treating him like a god and realize that he's educated, well-informed. you go to college and actually study that's what happens. but props to JD May for takin' the time to try to help so many of you become a little less ignorant
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough
Jul 20 2004 12:51AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
you look at frowny





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 20 2004 8:12AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i'd do him



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jul 20 2004 12:51PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
haha JD, i was going to say something to that extent....EMO


Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

ESE TAKEOVER....woohoo
Jul 21 2004 1:09PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
it does look like frodo for sho



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 21 2004 1:11PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Strode, you're really getting desperate...

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 21 2004 1:41PM
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whosaysbobmarf?
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
Hey J.D. you don't look as bad as usual!
I like that pornstar kinda look on your face saying 'yeah you wanna do me'. I think it'll sell. Definitely. I like the corner shots too man. I bed you took that picture all by yourself and thought dang, I look better in my mirror refrections, hell, this is the best out of 20 picture that I took of myself.
Wooooo Hooooo!
Still think of 'where art thou' poem, J.D. I think it was written for your girlfriend. Say hi to her for me next time you see her in your bedroom. Dang she's so natural!!


Dom Dom Dom Dooom
It's the man coming
It's bob coming
He's a Marf. Yes he is Bob.
Jul 30 2004 9:30PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
That made no sense man
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Jul 30 2004 10:04PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
^ This guy's freaking me out. Both his posts were pretty freaky.
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Jul 30 2004 10:05PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
I meant ^^
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Jul 30 2004 10:05PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
It's a girl, first of all, and she's even wierder in person.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 30 2004 10:14PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Is that the girl you had that really wierd conversation with? You posted it somewhere. Maybe the DL?
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Jul 30 2004 10:22PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
JD looks like a kid i know named Cal
Jul 30 2004 11:15PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
^^ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CAL HOPWOOD HE LOOKS JUTS LIKEKS HIM AND YOU ARE FROM SUGABRHS WHO IARE YOU?





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 30 2004 11:26PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
whoa. chill out. no need for that much capitalization.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 30 2004 11:27PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
hahha i cant control myself i have the urge to capitaliziaton and if this person is someone i know i awill freak out and i was thinking the same thing





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 30 2004 11:30PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Yeah, craige, it's the same girl, she's a bit off her nut. Lauren, are you talking about my long lost clone?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 30 2004 11:36PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
did i really say that?



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jul 30 2004 11:40PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Haha don't worry about it Strode, you were probably drunk. I know lots of people who have regretted saying that after the fact.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 30 2004 11:41PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
wow and at a time where i'm actually getting superb ass. the random things i say nowadays....



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Jul 31 2004 12:11AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
haha yeah... wasn't exactly in the right state to be posting on NS last night.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Jul 31 2004 9:57AM
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