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The Mystery of J.D._May is over

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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
Today, the newschoolers community got its first glimpse at it's smartest member, J.D._May. This leaves many many members confused as to who to pester for photos next, now that irishdrink87 has disappeared, and J.D. has given in.









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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 18 2004 9:03PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
YAY! Glad I got that off my chest. I didn't think I'd be able to sleep tonight unless I have seen a picture of the one and only. Phew.
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It's Summer, and all I can think about is Snow, so cut me some slack
Jul 18 2004 9:04PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
Looks rather emo to me. I'm slightly surprised (and dissapointed if it's true).


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Jul 18 2004 9:05PM
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rightcoastskier
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yea im suprised too

ok
Jul 18 2004 9:07PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
Sorry JD...I didnt read your post in the ugly people thread. I take back the emo comment if you either cut your hair or wear it in a way that isnt so damn emo.


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Jul 18 2004 9:07PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
Let's pester Asac.
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Jul 18 2004 9:07PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
its pretty much what i expected, an intelligent lookin college student.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 18 2004 9:10PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
NO, don't pester me.


there, now you don't have a reason too.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 18 2004 9:11PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
that little girl is checkin out your ass. haha
Dreaming let's you know reality exists.
Jul 18 2004 9:12PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Seeing a picture of JD dint change at all the way I view him, ugly or good looking, what fucking diffrence does it make... were all looking for all thing right? Happiness. So all of you who are talking shit go fuck yourselves.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 18 2004 9:15PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
lets all gang up and ask ECfreeski3 for pics. oh wait, no one knows who he is. ha bitch. no but really, send me a pic grayfuck I dont remember anything from that goddamn camp

and asac, you suck up to jd so fucking much. I only like you becuase you bought 3 hats off me


-Colleen
..Still Ill
Life is like a bowl of lucky charms
Jul 18 2004 9:16PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Ant4flife...You callin' me ugly?
... Wanna fight? I got nothin to lose.

Reggaeconcept, sorry to disappoint... what did you THINK I looked like? Eh, whatever. I do need a haircut, that's for damn sure. But I only have a vague idea of what emo even means, I'm certainly not associated with it. Anyways, I don't see why this is a big deal. Who cares... by the way, there's still the mystery of my initials to keep you people busy, but why it's so entertaining, I can't understand.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 18 2004 9:19PM
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tahoeskier.
Posts: 1370 - Karma: 67
i like your hair, i wouldn't cut it
Dreaming let's you know reality exists.
Jul 18 2004 9:21PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i don't suck up to j.d. as much as i look up to j.d.

and technically i didn't buy the hats from you. i placed the order with jon, and sent the money from jon. but you did cause me to buy 3 more.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 18 2004 9:21PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
that was for sugar loaf^





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Jul 18 2004 9:21PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Ugly? Wanna fight? what the fuck is your problem actualy?



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 18 2004 9:24PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
ya you do suck up to him. and right, you didn't buy 3 hats from me, persay, you bought three off me? no not really but I got credit so I'm good with it.

and jd, whats up with the red under the eyes and nose? cold?


-Colleen
..Still Ill
Life is like a bowl of lucky charms
Jul 18 2004 9:24PM
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J.D.
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Ant4life... calm down, I'm kidding. How was I gonna fight you over the internet?

and I dunno about the red, probably something going on with the camera. Might be sleep loss as far as the eyes go or something, that's happened to me a lot. That picture sucks anyways, I'll probably delete it... maybe people will stop saying emo.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 18 2004 9:32PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
stoned?



Brian
Jul 18 2004 9:34PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
JD, you remind me of the kid that was on road rules a few years back, i think his name was Theo or something like that.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jul 18 2004 9:35PM
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J.D.
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No, Hazel, not stoned... drunk pretty much constantly, though. I don't think that would do it. Probably not by my age, anyways. I have years of drinking yet before I have that kind of distinction.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 18 2004 9:37PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
haha yeah i have the whole dark circle thing like pep...its from being italian and sicilian i think though...



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Jul 18 2004 9:44PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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J.D. = Jack Daniels
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Jul 18 2004 9:47PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
i think you're both gay

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Looks like rain to me.
Jul 18 2004 9:51PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
sigh... I wish I never saw his face....





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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 18 2004 9:52PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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even though you're a looker it takes away from the.....................




................mystic...........





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Jul 18 2004 10:03PM
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hoodratz47
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then you should post a pic of your cock as well so we can play match the cock and with the girls we need a face pic and a camel toe pic... to be fair


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Jul 18 2004 10:25PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
Not what i expected, this changes things. If i ever looked up to J.D. i dont anymore.
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Jul 18 2004 10:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
theres just me left to reveal


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jul 18 2004 10:46PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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^^because appearance is everything.















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When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
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Jul 18 2004 10:49PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
thats pretty much exactly how I picture him. And I think lateralis looks like Ron Jeremy.

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Jul 18 2004 10:49PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well that kinda ruins it, theres mystery in not knowing who your talking to but when you know what they look like.....


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Jul 18 2004 10:54PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I think the pic looks normal except its from a bad angle, its taken from underneath and it looks weird. And yea I want to see what lat looks like.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jul 18 2004 11:09PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
Seeing the pic did kinda ruin things, i'd rather meet him in person. I never wanna see Lateralis's pick though, in my mind, he will always look like Ron Jeremy

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003
2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
Jul 18 2004 11:32PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
omg...he MUST work out!!




Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
Jul 18 2004 11:39PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
The mystique is gone. But it's kinda what I expected. So whatever.
And,
Lat will always look like Ron Jeremy. Period.



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Jul 19 2004 1:38AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeah, in my mind his name was Jack Daniels, he was 10 feet tall and strong as steel. he carried an axe in one hand and an entire encylopedia set in the other. He roamed the land with his books, his axe, and a pet kimodo dragon slaying blasphemy. but now he just looks like a canadian. my hopes and dreams have been dashed against the rocks. i no longer have will or reason to live. why asac, why?
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Jul 19 2004 1:48AM
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BigRich
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What is emo??
Jul 19 2004 4:45AM
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bigJ
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That did kind of ruin it.



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Jul 19 2004 6:47AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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emo is a type of music where the people have like extremely whiny voices.....i think, someone tell me!


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Jul 19 2004 8:04AM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
this should be entitled, lets all suck jd_mays dick even though he could easily get all the bullshit he spits off from a google search, thread



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Jul 19 2004 8:09AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
^A tad bitter, aren't you? I must have made fun of you once and forgotten about it or something for you to be this resentful. Anyways, this thread mostly consists of people saying I look emo, not sucking up. The 'Most Samrtest man in skiing one' is the sucking up thread... that one doesn't make sense. A line was crossed there.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 19 2004 9:18AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Aesthetics does not equal content.

That rather sums this thread up nicely in my opinion.

Jul 19 2004 1:36PM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
i get bitter about the ignorance of a lot of people on this site



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Jul 19 2004 1:50PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
u kinda have a mullet going there



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 19 2004 2:55PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
cute, i always imagined you being older though

Come on lat, cough em up! Lat has been holding out for way too long.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jul 19 2004 3:04PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ I rather not, ron is what I want





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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 19 2004 3:08PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
we already know what lat looks like, because he is ron jeremy

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003
2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
Jul 19 2004 3:09PM
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bobdole
Posts: 943 - Karma: 11
i thought he was chinese


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Jul 19 2004 4:34PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha i got my own pic of lat, haha if he ever shows it, its gonna be werird
haa
Jul 19 2004 4:36PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
seriously, asac just vomited seamen all over my computer screen

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 19 2004 4:37PM
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