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Things to do without a right hand

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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
Well guys, I broke my hand. Long story short, this fatass Asian fucktard cut me off on my bike, I went over the handlebars, landed on my hand, etc., etc. Anyways, I cant use my right hand for a while. What should I do? Need some good ideas!
Apr 16 2011 9:56AM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
Fap?
Apr 16 2011 9:57AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
Fap?
Apr 16 2011 9:57AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Fap?
Apr 16 2011 10:00AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
faping would be hard with the left hand... try hacky sack - great way to kill time and you dont need ahnds for that.
Apr 16 2011 10:03AM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
fap?
Apr 16 2011 10:18AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
man, losing the use of your right hand ist that bad. i dont see why you need newschoolers to give you things to do. how about you try and not let it change what you do at all.
Apr 16 2011 10:24AM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
OK GUYS I FAPPED. NEXT IDEA
Apr 16 2011 10:27AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
fap?
Apr 16 2011 10:28AM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
umm breaking a right hand is nothing.. u still have the limb and possbile some fingurs... i had a broken right arm for 3 months and i still did everthing normally
Apr 16 2011 10:31AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
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Apr 16 2011 10:32AM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
fap again.
Apr 16 2011 10:37AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
fap again
Apr 16 2011 10:54AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
fap again
Apr 16 2011 10:55AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
become ambidextorous?
Apr 16 2011 10:55AM
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Farquaharson
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 246
fap to learn switch.
Apr 16 2011 11:09AM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
Fap thrice.
Apr 16 2011 11:16AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Fap
Apr 16 2011 11:29AM
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Apr 16 2011 11:32AM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
"stranger in the tub"
Apr 16 2011 11:36AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
this thread is gay. does anyone know any good movies to watch
Apr 16 2011 1:01PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
wash your hand before touching the keyboard
Apr 16 2011 1:15PM
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jakobk
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
if you cant game or bike, i have no clue. watch tv/movies,smoke weed,fap,sleep,eat, maybe cook something or get really far ahead in school if you have a book report or something? i know that sounds lame but i had a broken wrist and i couldn't move my fingers for 3-4 months so i got so bored i started doing the most boring things.
Apr 16 2011 1:20PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
back door fap 9?
Apr 16 2011 1:48PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Hop on a quad kink do back swap to fapping pretzel out
Apr 16 2011 1:52PM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
i think the most obvious answer is to ski without poles...
Apr 16 2011 1:55PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
1. get a girl friend
2. make her fap for you
3.???????????
4. Profit????
Apr 16 2011 1:59PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
How bout do almost everything with your right hand but instead do it with you left hand?
Apr 16 2011 2:00PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
fap?
Apr 16 2011 2:05PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
this
Apr 16 2011 2:06PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
and thn you get food made for you.
Apr 16 2011 2:07PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
fap
Apr 16 2011 2:23PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
4/20.
Then fap.
Apr 16 2011 2:26PM
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Anorak
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
do everyhing you do with your right hand, but with your left,
Apr 16 2011 2:27PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
wipeing your ass with the opposite is always a challenge. so now you will have plenty of practice.
Apr 16 2011 2:35PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
after you got switch faps down, go for maybe a switch fap 5
Apr 16 2011 2:36PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
make your arm fall asleep. then fap
Apr 16 2011 2:50PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
drugs, try to write a page with your left hand, smoke weed, take painkillers, eat really good food, get bitches to feel sorry for you because you broke your hand, get bitches to give bjs or hjs because you broke your hand, sleep, tell bitches to get you good food because you broke your hand,  list goes on and on so think, girls will feel sorry for you
Apr 16 2011 3:00PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
fap
Apr 16 2011 3:29PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I propose a new idea

Freestyle
Arial
Practice

or FAP for short

I reccomend lots of fap time
Apr 16 2011 3:35PM
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garyskis
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
.paf
Apr 16 2011 3:36PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
and then do it again!
Apr 16 2011 4:13PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
play baseball
Apr 16 2011 6:20PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
fap again?
Apr 16 2011 6:42PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
don't know if anyone has said it but...FAP
Apr 16 2011 6:43PM
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2s0r7
Posts: 172 - Karma: 10
fap
and when your done dont bother posting just fap again
and this may be a surprising suggestion but after that fap
repeat cycle
Apr 16 2011 7:17PM
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Turnup_swiperigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 108

1. Fap

2. Fap again

3. learn to Fap switch

4. Switch Fap with confidence

5. ????

Apr 16 2011 9:11PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
fap
Apr 16 2011 9:19PM
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S_Jenk
Posts: 345 - Karma: 92
1. Fap
2. Fap more
3. ??????
4. Profit
Apr 16 2011 9:35PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
seriously hahaha

ive lost the use of my right hand permanantly and i do whatever the fuck i want, just go do activities or something.
Apr 16 2011 9:46PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
urinate in the rectum of females
Apr 16 2011 10:16PM
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