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How ski boards came to be.
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Okay kids, gather round now. I'm going to tell you a little story. When any two skis over 100 cm come together and love each other very much, they may want to create off spring. The two skis have the right amount of height and material to create a brand new baby ski, or ski board, in which they are much smaller then a regular ski. Some may say this baby ski is gay, or even possibly retarded. But when this ski board comes to age, it will sprout into a larger, over 100 cm ski and will become a productive member to the skiing community. I'm not taking any sides to the ski board debate, but remember, skis need babies too.
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ive never seen em grow
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^...this is why I love this site
I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
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i don't think it's possible to see a ski grow over a course of one year.
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what is they have twins or triplets?
I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
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So are snowboards just the fat kids, then?
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^ no just the un-talented, retarded ones.
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pretty funny story
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the snowboards are the retarded fat loners, skis are sex couples that have ripped abs and all the lil skiboards wanna be like them.
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Freeski live to ryde
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haha. light humor
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Intresting... though i don't quite know where your commin from!
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oh shit. this makes so much sense.
monoskis= siamese twins
snowboards= fat kids
skiboards= 'normal' twins
thats so cool
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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM
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Skiing isn't an escape from life, its simply a better form of it-Matt Levinthal-AXIS
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Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder and my jaw alsoe hurt's mega like POW
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if you do not stop posting that im gonna force your eye balls from their sockets useing and red hot spork
sleeping disorders are so trendy!
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you know, mike nick used to be a pro snowblader
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what the fuck? how can u get pro snowbladers if its not even a real sport?
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snowblades are midgets then???
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Guitaring for life
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It used to be in the xgames. It was really cool. I remember my good ol' big feet. I really kicked ass with those
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^^^^i see you read that history segment on line web site, its true mike nick used to be a pro ski boarder. i think all too may ppl on this site have let theyre mob mentallity taken over and joined in with so many others and bashed ski boarding because its 'gay' welllllll, let me tell you something if it werent for ski boarding this site wouldnt exist nor would full length twin tips
so i hop next time any of you come across a membre bashing the wee boards that you think of the fact that they started newschooling
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ahahah soo funny
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i didnt see the humor in that
eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
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didnt skiboarding come out after freeskiing? i might be wrong
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well thats because mike nick's got big jugs
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