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Coolest thing iv seen in utah classifieds

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Scott0_robot0
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http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=15145533&cat=189&lpid=1&search=

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your very own personal sky diving simulator.
hopefully pic gets in
Apr 14 2011 11:04PM
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Chubz.
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That thing looks sketchy as hell dude.
Apr 14 2011 11:05PM
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No_Dub
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buy it, i dare you
Apr 14 2011 11:07PM
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.DIX.
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Hahahahah who the fuck would actually go in that thing?



I guess would but still..
Apr 14 2011 11:07PM
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Scott0_robot0
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oh i know thats the first thing i thought about it, but the sex would be great.
Apr 14 2011 11:10PM
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.DIX.
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Wind howling, blasting everything everywhere. Trying to maintain proper aerodynamic form, wind howling loud as a motherfucker.


Sounds AWESOME
Apr 14 2011 11:22PM
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Peter.
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that would be unreal sex
Apr 14 2011 11:22PM
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Troy.
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Possibly...


Do you think he would take my XXXXXXXL Liquid Swords? Only been washed once.
Apr 15 2011 12:09AM
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General_Ripper
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totally have been in one that looks similar to that, except it had a rope mesh siding not metal. It basically and plane propeller turned upwards and powered by a truck diesel engine haha
Apr 15 2011 12:14AM
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CassiusClay
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Until you realize that the natural lube would dry up quick, as would just about any other lube seeing as how wind would be blowing on it so hard. Likely, you'd rip your dick off trying to pull out...
Apr 15 2011 1:03AM
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snowdon
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I think actual skydiving would be safer than going in that thing
Apr 15 2011 1:24AM
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zerospinskier
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Skydive Utah should buy it. That would be so sick to have a wind tunnel at the DZ.
Apr 15 2011 1:29AM
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snowdon
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I need to look into this skydive utah thing. I've wanted to try it for a while now, maybe this summer is the time.
Apr 15 2011 1:56AM
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zerospinskier
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Now is definitely the time! Skydive Utah is the name of the closest dropzone to SLC. It is about a 40 min drive, right near Miller Motorsports Park. They are really nice there. I am going to be working on getting my A license this summer. It is just as fun as you imagine, and more!
Apr 15 2011 2:15AM
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ski_ENDUB
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250,000 obo. That thing is MINE
Apr 15 2011 2:19AM
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zerospinskier
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What's your plan?

Buy it
kick it over so its sideways
place it at front door
wait for someone to ring doorbell
power on wind
open door
???
Apr 15 2011 2:21AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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all i have to say is... yikes... double yikes.. triple yikes!.... and first ever quad yikes
I dare you. seems as legit as pedo bear
Apr 15 2011 2:29AM
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Scott0_robot0
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im liking where that is going, you would have to be ninja silent though.
Apr 15 2011 6:56PM
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dispatchQ_main
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How much is he wanting ?

Itd be fun just to throw melons and shit in ...

but sex would suck , your balls would be blowing all over the place
Apr 15 2011 8:18PM
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Matty~k
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holy god!!!!
Apr 15 2011 8:19PM
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inactive
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lol'd hard
Apr 15 2011 9:18PM
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Blurst
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the exposed parts are safe as FUCK
Apr 15 2011 10:36PM
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S.C
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Shiiiiiiiiit thats sketch
Apr 15 2011 10:40PM
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DLAM
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wind tunnels are the new way to get speed for urban
Apr 15 2011 10:57PM
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