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If your dream girl confronted you right now...

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Peter.
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and said "if i can fuck you with a strap on for 10 minutes, you can do whatever you want to me"

would you do it?
Apr 14 2011 9:48PM
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Ski_the_east01
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its a one way street for me..kinda got a feeling that it would hurt i dont even like taking big shits

wonder what the pink names think tho
Apr 21 2011 10:43AM
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tall_t
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lol pink name (to the  person that posted before me)
Apr 21 2011 12:58PM
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ImNotARacist
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Not if the feds see this. And don't act like they aren't watching your every movement.
Apr 21 2011 4:03PM
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jeR.
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OP what the fuck and no way. i'd rather bang my not dream girl without the preceding strapon action
Apr 21 2011 4:12PM
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disastertourism
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i would allow a man to do me up the arse if I got to do whatever I wanted to him.

I would also allow Olivia Wilde to do whatever to me for 10 minutes of doing whatever to her.
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Apr 21 2011 4:29PM
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Rosbif
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Haha, after reading 'do me up the arse' I bet myself that you were a) British and b) Northern, upon checking your profile I seem to be correct!

I fully agree on the Olivia Wilde front btw.
Apr 21 2011 4:37PM
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disastertourism
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hahah well done. :)

olivia wilde or mischa barton?
That is the question?


















































































or how about them both?
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Apr 21 2011 4:43PM
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Rosbif
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Olivia all the way I think, both would obviously be good, but in this strapon scenario, I think 2 is too many!
Apr 21 2011 4:53PM
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disastertourism
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even if you get to do WHATEVER YOU WANT to BOTH of them?
I think the taking it part would be worth it.
Apr 21 2011 4:57PM
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Rosbif
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Ehhh, I dunno, I think after 20 mins of ass invasion I'd probably just want to have a lie down and maybe a little cry! If I ever meet them both I'll make sure to ask and see what happens.
Apr 21 2011 5:21PM
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rhudson
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haha goddamn this thread lol
Apr 21 2011 5:29PM
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disastertourism
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it doesnt say anywhere in the op that you have to do something right after the bum exploration.
you would surely be allowed a rest, or even a few days to a week before you get to do whatever you want.

;)
Apr 21 2011 5:39PM
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SkiThe603
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dude i think you can keep her around forever, so HELL yes
Apr 21 2011 9:04PM
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tall_t
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one word


wow
Apr 22 2011 1:46PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Peters actually gay
Apr 22 2011 2:09PM
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CrunkNugget
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Apr 23 2011 1:22AM
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Idahoskier420
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i suppose i would settle for not getting pounded with a strap on and having sex my #2 dream girl. so with this logic in mind... taylor swift is #2.
Apr 23 2011 1:27AM
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Peter.
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bump
Aug 18 2012 9:00PM
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easiestEC
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ehhh, maybe?
Aug 18 2012 9:12PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Being as that my dream girl goes to my school and it is actually possible to fuck her without having to go through all of this, no.

And if people fucked others in 6th grade, I could've done it. haha
Aug 18 2012 9:22PM
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neutralzombie
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everyone generally answers no.
Aug 18 2012 9:23PM
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Heart
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yes
Aug 18 2012 9:30PM
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Mr_Mackey
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yes
Aug 18 2012 9:32PM
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Mr_Mackey
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yes
Aug 18 2012 9:32PM
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Mr_Mackey
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yes
Aug 18 2012 9:32PM
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Mr_Mackey
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yes
Aug 18 2012 9:32PM
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Miomo
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Aug 18 2012 9:37PM
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Miomo
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Aug 18 2012 9:39PM
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Aidan-G
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If my dream girl said that I'd be telling my girlfriend to put the strap-on down and no way
Aug 18 2012 9:41PM
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PJS.
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yup.
Aug 18 2012 9:56PM
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K-Dot.
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I would tense my butt cheeks and rip the strap on off of her then proceed to do her anally. then when I finished up I'd take the dildo out of my bum, to be fair
Aug 18 2012 11:18PM
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maynaiseman
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yes.
Aug 18 2012 11:23PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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i was gonna say no, but now that i think of 10 minutes of discomfort to do anything to ariana grande, jesus christ yes, right now.
Aug 18 2012 11:23PM
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Drail
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bit of story time here.

a few weeks ago, I was "partying" with some really good friends (ok, we were at an electronic music festival - so we weren't exactly sober) and we started talking about this, that, and the other. Well, eventually the conversation led to a woman using a strap on on a guy and everyones thoughts on the matter. One of my friends brought up the interesting point that he would almost rather have a real dick in his ass instead of a strap on due to the strap on being all "hard" and cold, and well, probably just not as pleasant as the real thing.

Food for thought.



As for my answer to the actual question: My dream girl is currently Zoey Deschanel and I don't want to straight up say no - I mean, I'm into new experiences in life (one of my main motto's is "try everything twice", but I'm hesitant to say yes due to the whole 10 minute part. Do I get a safe word if shit goes wrong (no pun intended - or is there?)
Aug 18 2012 11:26PM
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Spinoza
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i dont know. it would probably be painful especially since i have colon problems. how far does it reach?



but WIlla Holland is so good who knows if i could resist
Aug 18 2012 11:54PM
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Bill.Nye
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Make it 20 minutes and you got yourself a deal.
Aug 18 2012 11:56PM
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GANDALF
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Aug 18 2012 11:58PM
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Chinchi
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I actually had a conversation with my cousin about this today...needless to say, yes.
Aug 19 2012 12:09AM
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Dlud
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Yes
Aug 19 2012 12:15AM
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jameskiy
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well, probably.
in a related note, it would suck to be a pornstar that does anal cos they would have uncontrollable bowels by like 30
Aug 19 2012 12:18AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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I thought yes at first waited a minute and thought and now my ass hurts. I'm iffy.
Aug 19 2012 12:19AM
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Peachbutt
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Yes. Also, Selena Gomez.
Aug 19 2012 12:21AM
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jameskiy
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d'awww
Aug 19 2012 12:22AM
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Aidan-G
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Now that someone recognized I'll really answer

Can I get double teamed by Olivia Wilde and Sara Underwood if I get a 3 way?
Aug 19 2012 12:24AM
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Aidan-G
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Switch the "if" and the "can"
Aug 19 2012 12:47AM
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Backyard.Skier
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yeahhhh i probly would, but i wouldnt tell anyone.
Aug 19 2012 12:56AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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yes
Sep 11 2018 12:14AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Yes
Sep 11 2018 12:57AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9401 - Karma: 68,893
Well, this thread certainly hasn't aged well....
edit: also yes, although I don't really have a dream girl per say now, high school crush got fat

**This post was edited on Sep 11th 2018 at 1:04:41am
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