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If your dream girl confronted you right now...

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
and said "if i can fuck you with a strap on for 10 minutes, you can do whatever you want to me"

would you do it?
Apr 14 2011 9:48PM
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oceanic
Posts: 95 - Karma: 11
Hahaha bro you've got it all wrong, you're dream girl is one from your DREAMS not real life.
Apr 15 2011 12:51PM
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.DIX.
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yes
Apr 15 2011 4:36PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
The fuck?

And what if by fuck you with the dildo she meant dock for 10 minutes?
Apr 15 2011 5:02PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
yes, i would just return the favor intensely!
Apr 15 2011 5:33PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Yes. Actually I'm going to change that to probably.
Apr 15 2011 6:46PM
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ButteredToast.
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Apr 15 2011 6:54PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
YES

FUCKING

YES

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for you that don't know, it's hayley williams
Apr 15 2011 8:03PM
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funkmasterFLEX
Posts: 319 - Karma: 14
dont be some fuckin fag.
Apr 15 2011 8:46PM
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dereklongenbach
Posts: 335 - Karma: 289
mmmyeah
Apr 15 2011 9:43PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14502 - Karma: 10,728
I just got confused because it said Peter made this thread, and I am Peter................... but then I realized I am .star something nuckles star dot because this is NS.


Yes, I have been drinking a bit.
Apr 15 2011 10:18PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
buahahahahhahaaha
Apr 15 2011 10:19PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504

that picture is priceless

Apr 15 2011 10:34PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
how large is the strap on we're talking about here...
Apr 15 2011 10:55PM
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neutralzombie
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fuck yes.
Apr 15 2011 11:39PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
im already dating my dream girl and she doesnt fuck me in the ass


sooo i think im dialed
Apr 15 2011 11:40PM
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StReEtPIRATES
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 138
I think i'm big meech...
Apr 15 2011 11:43PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
kinky
Apr 15 2011 11:44PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
lol, spot on sir
Apr 15 2011 11:47PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
That could cause damage, I would try to come to some sort of comprimise
Apr 16 2011 12:23AM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1486 - Karma: 3,826
Yeah I know, but my dream girl couldn't possibly exist.. And if she did she wouldn't just walk up and ask me if she can fuck my ass.
Apr 16 2011 12:02PM
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skiminnesota
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Apr 16 2011 12:11PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Although not verbally expressed, I lost it.
Apr 16 2011 12:23PM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
No
Apr 16 2011 12:31PM
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jakobk
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
yes
Apr 16 2011 1:32PM
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CassiusClay
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Apr 16 2011 3:20PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
excuse me?
Apr 16 2011 8:19PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
what would you do with her? what if your ass was bleeding and it hurt to shit for the next little while
Apr 16 2011 8:33PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
What, what, in the butt? No thanks, hombre.
Apr 16 2011 8:33PM
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Thugly-Gnarskins
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only if I could "atm" her after
Apr 16 2011 8:47PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,661
It depends, how big is the strap on?
Apr 16 2011 9:03PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
nahhh, ECB can have her
Apr 16 2011 9:05PM
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Whifazoo
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Apr 17 2011 3:03AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Well obviously this doesnt apply to you, and god help him if he needs a strap on
Apr 17 2011 11:22AM
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k-rob
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nope.
Apr 17 2011 1:39PM
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.frenchy
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no
Apr 17 2011 1:41PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
my ass already bleeds when i shit about once a month, so this really wouldn't be an issue
Apr 20 2011 12:20PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i cringed.


PREPARE YOUR ANUS
Apr 20 2011 12:22PM
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triebby
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BAHAHAHAHA, too funny
Apr 20 2011 12:23PM
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ScubaSteveFather
Posts: 555 - Karma: 574

Just WTF

But really hard question i'm gonna go with no though

Apr 20 2011 12:28PM
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tall_t
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howsaboutnao?

Apr 20 2011 4:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 20 2011 4:18PM
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Davy.Crockett
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loast
Apr 20 2011 4:28PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166

Yes.

Apr 20 2011 5:03PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
She's still hot, and mine.

Might drop 300 to see her in concert on first row tickets
Apr 21 2011 12:35AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
Absolutely fucking lost it.

You, sir, win.
Apr 21 2011 1:17AM
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CrunkNugget
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Apr 21 2011 1:46AM
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CrunkNugget
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^by that I mean yes
Apr 21 2011 1:46AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
she's a goddessssss


Apr 21 2011 9:47AM
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qbehr
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Apr 21 2011 10:13AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
man the fuck up is what I would say


plus it would probably be kinky as hell
Apr 21 2011 10:24AM
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