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jk. but seriously. The game goes like this, you explain just what you'd be willing to do if you could dump immediately. I'm creating this thread because I have no shame it seems and I'm about to blow a hole in the back of my pants.
Now then, absurd things are encouraged.
I gotta dump so bad, I'd be willing to eat a habanero pepper while spit shining your grandmothers bed pan.
