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I'll give you $500.......

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Anathema
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..to run through here

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Apr 14 2011 11:37AM
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ThaLorax
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Apr 14 2011 5:22PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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How much would someone have to pay you to climb that tree?
Apr 14 2011 5:22PM
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snowdon
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I pulled a scorpion out of my hair once, on a hike. That wasnt too bad. Had it been a spider, though, I would've lost it.
Apr 14 2011 5:23PM
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Motes
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fuck that
Apr 14 2011 5:25PM
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No_Dub
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honestly, id do it
Apr 14 2011 5:27PM
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DaveM
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Im almost sure none of those are venomous and they aren't terribly big. Yea it'll suck while your running through it, but i'm sure counting up that 5 bills will be more than worth it. Or maybe i'm just not scared of spiders...
Apr 14 2011 5:29PM
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.frenchy
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Spiders are my worst fear.. fuck em
Apr 14 2011 5:32PM
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comeatmebro
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i'd do pretty much anything else...i hate spiders with such a passion.
Apr 14 2011 5:34PM
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ButteredToast.
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While they're likely not venomous, they look huge as fuck in that picture. (could be the angle, though)

Even if they weren't, those spiders are going to be mad as FUCK when you run through their webs. Have fun getting bitten by all of them. Even if they're not fatally venomous, spider bites hurt like the dickens and they swell up way fucking big.

Not worth being covered in those kinds of bites.

So, go buy yourself something nice.
Apr 14 2011 5:38PM
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Anathema
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christ. just the way they click around as they walk. so creepy. i mean i startle easily in general, regardless of the insect or rodent, but i get the heebie jeebies when it comes to spiders and scorpions
Apr 14 2011 5:44PM
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theline
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holy mother of god that's terrifying

but, put a swimming pool or something for me to wash off in at the other side and i'd do it.
getting pumped to do it would be tough though...
Apr 14 2011 5:48PM
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.Apex.
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exactly what i was gonna say
Apr 14 2011 5:52PM
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ContaminatedBeef
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Seeing as it would probably result in my death, i'd have to pass regardless of the offer
Apr 14 2011 5:52PM
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Lolocaust.
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FT.
Apr 14 2011 5:52PM
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Deezy
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i would book shit through it.
then dive to the ground, rolling like im on fire which crushes all the spiders. :D
then ill head for a body of water.

and then ill collect my 500
Apr 14 2011 5:52PM
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yuck
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i dont mind spiders and i would run through the spiders in that original pic for 200 probably, but that legit sent a shiver down my spine when i read that. i dont really know why.
Apr 14 2011 5:55PM
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Sitch.
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never!!
Apr 14 2011 5:56PM
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gus555
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600 if i have a boner?
Apr 14 2011 5:58PM
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skithesprings
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this. i could really use 500 dollars and running through this then ripping off my shirt and pants would take care of most of the spiders.

now how much would it take to twirl that shit up on a stick and eat it all like cotton candy?
Apr 14 2011 6:02PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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700...naked
Apr 14 2011 6:02PM
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gus555
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with a boner?
Apr 14 2011 6:05PM
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Kratotalaga
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if you got the hook on that hard i will do it for like a quad but nothing less and maybe like an eight of some kinds for two days later when im all geeked and its gone
Apr 14 2011 6:06PM
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exile_ch
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I've eaten a complete tarentula in Cambodia and scorpions in China.

/claim
Apr 14 2011 6:13PM
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beezey
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Seriously going to cry if i see a spider now
Apr 14 2011 7:11PM
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FBGM
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NO.
Apr 14 2011 7:13PM
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Mr.Gaga
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You don't immagine all the shit I'd do for 500$
Apr 14 2011 7:15PM
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Sam.Carson
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like hell i would do that. spiders scare the shit out of me.

Apr 14 2011 7:20PM
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Aaaron.
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i just started crying
Apr 14 2011 7:23PM
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myster3
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the only thing is...its 500 dollars, that's like 100 subway sandwiches. might be worth running through.
Apr 14 2011 7:23PM
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skiskate
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Id do it wearing super skin tight clothes and some water to jump in right after
Apr 14 2011 7:25PM
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Lemuel
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AH FUCK. I live in an old house and we have centipedes that go running through fast as shit from time to time. They aren't even that big, but they are even worse than spiders to me. I don't even like killing spiders and nasty bugs like this, fuck I don't want to go near them.

I would probably do this for $500 though. Maybe have a few drinks before, some of Burlington's basements probably look like this in the sober light haha.
Apr 14 2011 7:28PM
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ContaminatedBeef
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That combo will net you a cool thousand
Apr 14 2011 7:33PM
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Malcolm
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I would never do that. I'm way too terrified of spiders
Apr 14 2011 7:38PM
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rudager
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Apr 14 2011 7:41PM
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Ducky.
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... twitch.
Apr 14 2011 7:45PM
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ButteredToast.
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i've changed my mind. I'm game.
Apr 14 2011 7:47PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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$700 naked....with a boner
Apr 14 2011 7:48PM
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Malcolm
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this with one of these on top and a firehose waiting for me at the end.

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Apr 14 2011 7:48PM
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DaveM
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Guys its just a couple spiders...

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Apr 14 2011 7:49PM
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Anathema
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hahahahaa i was actually terrified it was going to be a gif animation. the kind of thing where you look at the picture for a few secs and then it jump out at you. BUHHHHHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHH
Apr 14 2011 7:53PM
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Z-Juice
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Apr 14 2011 7:55PM
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snowdon
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have you seen that one where there's a HUGE spider on the ceiling and the guy tries to catch it in a tupperware thing while a little girl films, and right as he goes to grab it the thing falls on him and he falls off the stool? That one makes me want to cry.

And that is why I kill all spiders with something that can be sprayed from a reasonably safe distance: preferably spider killer, but hairspray, Lysol spray, febreeze, and other household cleaners also (eventually) work.
Apr 14 2011 7:56PM
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SONlC
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Those fucking brown ones? I hate those!
Apr 14 2011 7:57PM
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DaveM
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Apr 14 2011 7:58PM
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Anathema
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yep. do not want.
Apr 14 2011 7:58PM
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585.
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Apr 14 2011 7:59PM
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m.brus
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holy tits

Apr 14 2011 8:00PM
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Wookum
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fuck this thread

i just feel like there are spiders crawling all over me right now
i just jumped off my couch


i dont think i would do that for $5000
Apr 14 2011 8:06PM
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Moo
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can i ware like a 5xl flannel?

ill do it for 250
Apr 14 2011 8:09PM
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alvy.
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give me the species of the spider. Not poisonous, then fuck yes.


Apr 14 2011 8:11PM
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