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I'll give you $500.......

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Anathema
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..to run through here

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Apr 14 2011 11:37AM
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*Fujative*
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Holy fuck.
Apr 14 2011 11:38AM
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Brenone
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Not a chance.
Apr 14 2011 11:38AM
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B1kessk1s
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forget me !!!!
Apr 14 2011 11:40AM
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cobra_commander
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you can keep your money.
Apr 14 2011 11:42AM
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Dhane
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is that hillary clintons snatch?
Apr 14 2011 11:44AM
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Hard
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never.
Apr 14 2011 11:44AM
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oil.
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what kind of spiders?
Apr 14 2011 11:44AM
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maximiliaan
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700 and ill do it naked
Apr 14 2011 11:44AM
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Scott0_robot0
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i got cold chills just looking at that.
Apr 14 2011 11:45AM
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TechnoPotamus
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let's do it
Apr 14 2011 11:47AM
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B1kessk1s
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you dont want man, oh no you dont want!
Apr 14 2011 11:50AM
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TheHuggyBear
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FUCK THAT
ID RATHER GET FUCKING ABUCTED BY MIND SUCKING ALIENS THAT MAKE THE BIGGGEST MOTHER FUCKIN ANGRIEST ALIEN ANAL PROBE MY ASS BEFORE I CAME WITHIN 5 FEET OF THAT
Apr 14 2011 11:53AM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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I'm down
Apr 14 2011 11:55AM
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Rogue_Status
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I'd rather slip in a puddle of AIDS
Apr 14 2011 11:57AM
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jibnut
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Hahaha.


Yup.
Apr 14 2011 11:58AM
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TechnoPotamus
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this isn't related to your thread, but i really gotta take a dump. i just wanted to put it out there
Apr 14 2011 11:59AM
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Steve-Brown
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thats prime
Apr 14 2011 11:59AM
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Funkadelic
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For $500? I'd run through there and eat one of them on the way through.
Apr 14 2011 12:05PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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Apr 14 2011 12:08PM
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KellyK
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can i bring my flamethrower?
Apr 14 2011 12:10PM
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lanny94
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not a chance

Apr 14 2011 12:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Ill do it. Right Now. Naked.
Apr 14 2011 12:11PM
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Balto
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ok, you first
Apr 14 2011 12:13PM
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*simba*
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zing
Apr 14 2011 12:14PM
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I_Am_Mod
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depending on what species of spiders, i think i'd do it, after all, if they're not poisonous or dangerous to humans, spiders are pretty much harmless creatures ....

Apr 14 2011 12:25PM
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Arabian.
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Your money''s no good here.
Apr 14 2011 12:27PM
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k-rob
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for $500, i can do that.
Apr 14 2011 12:30PM
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TheClap.
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exactly
Apr 14 2011 12:32PM
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General_Ripper
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If they are all like brown recluses then you would be dead
Apr 14 2011 12:34PM
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exile_ch
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Put some Black Widow in there and you'll have a proper challenge.
Apr 14 2011 12:38PM
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1337
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yea seriously, not that big of a deal, unless they are poisonous or something
Apr 14 2011 12:41PM
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SkiThe603
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make it 500 and a free shower after and i am game
Apr 14 2011 12:58PM
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ThaLorax
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If they're not poisonous, i'd do it. If they were, I'd need my medical bills paid for plus that $500 on top of that.
Apr 14 2011 12:59PM
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seemeski
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Same but I'd rather have a leaf blower on hand.
Apr 14 2011 1:00PM
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Juice.Doctor
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no doubt.
but im sure i would be pissing my pants right before i did it
Apr 14 2011 1:01PM
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kzrstf
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id do it for free
Apr 14 2011 1:02PM
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snowdon
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I'd think about it and want to as long as they aren't poisonous, because I like money, but when it came time to do it I don't think I could. I'd be like, "1...2...3...GOnoIcant" over and over. I'll do almost anything before entering Spider Combat.

Spiders are also the one and only animal I refuse to deal with at work (vets office, small animal and exotics).
Apr 14 2011 1:03PM
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HermioneGranger
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Yeah... Probably not.
Apr 14 2011 1:08PM
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babooski92
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poisonous or not i wouldn't do it. Spiders scare the shit out of me
Apr 14 2011 4:40PM
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zues
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Apr 14 2011 4:47PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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to be honest, i wouldn't do that for 2 grand. i can deal with anything but spiders.
Apr 14 2011 4:53PM
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Gnams
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fuck that
Apr 14 2011 4:54PM
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cwillygood
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Lets go!! i could use 500
Apr 14 2011 5:07PM
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Tasche
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At any given time a person is never more than 3' away from a spider.

~the internet.
Apr 14 2011 5:08PM
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Childstar.
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fuck that.
Apr 14 2011 5:10PM
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Anathema
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oh yeah swimming in a snake pit, cockroach pit, having rats and mice crawl all over me, submerging my face in a bee-hive. i have no problem with any of that shit. spiders, i just dont know. they creep the fuck out of me. the big ones. spiders and scorpions i want no part of. even giant centipedes. i think it's something about their legs and the way they move..
Apr 14 2011 5:12PM
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Jonny7
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yes totally this. I wouldn't do it for $500.
Apr 14 2011 5:17PM
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Hoover
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i think a human being could get caught in that..then the spiders would all use their venom on you LOTR style
Apr 14 2011 5:17PM
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ContaminatedBeef
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As long as we're on the topic of spiders... who wants to go to Pakistan?!
Apr 14 2011 5:20PM
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yeahno
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no. i hate spiders
Apr 14 2011 5:20PM
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