Falling asleep with eyes wide open...

okay, today i feel asleep in class with my eyes open dont as me how but i did. not the great i know. but heres where it gets interesting, i had my hands down my pants, and i was staring at the hotest girl in class. My teacher walks up, and starts yelling at me, as i jump out of my desk horrified by why i was getting yelled at. long story short, i tried to tell them i fell asleep, but that didn't work. now i have in-school suspension for 2 weeks and possible counseling. you know, if this happened to someone else, i would be laughing my asss off. so NS laugh your ass off.