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FUCK THE POLICE

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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
damnit. I just got home from being pulled over, pissed as hell, after you read mine you can post your stories.

So Im getting home from the store, seat belt on, going the speed limit, doing everything right. Im almost home when I hear the sirens, fuck. I pull off to the side of the road and turn off the engine, waiting for the inevitable bullshit. He walks over and the convo went like this:

Cop:You know why I pulled you over?
Me:Uh, not really.
Cop:It should be obvious you know.
Me:Well, I dont know, I was doing everything right as far as Im aware of.
Cop:What kind of game do you think you're playing here?
Me:What?
Cop:The only reason I ask, is because if its like the game Im playing, you just lost.
Apr 12 2011 7:04PM
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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29
im not sure if i should hate becuase you're retarded and got pulled over or if i just got trolled
Apr 12 2011 7:06PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
i doubt a cop would waste his time and pull you over for no reason
Apr 12 2011 7:07PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Apr 12 2011 7:08PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
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Apr 12 2011 7:09PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
I lol'd




but fuck you for making me loose the game
Apr 12 2011 7:09PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
this
Apr 12 2011 7:09PM
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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29
your meter is broken
Apr 12 2011 7:09PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
I lost.
Apr 12 2011 7:09PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,311
did you get a ticket? if not who gives a shit
Apr 12 2011 7:09PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
...go on? if thats all he said to you then what the fuck haha.
Apr 12 2011 7:10PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
fuuuck
Apr 12 2011 7:10PM
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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29
wooo another broken meter
Apr 12 2011 7:10PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
ohhh fuckkk i get it now...sawry brewwww
Apr 12 2011 7:10PM
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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29
and another!
Apr 12 2011 7:10PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Trolololololololol
Apr 12 2011 7:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Apr 12 2011 7:12PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Apr 12 2011 7:12PM
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[mike]
Posts: 24 - Karma: 13
i thought this thread would be about pineaple express but it turned out to be a lot worse
Apr 12 2011 7:13PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61

oh fuck...

FUUUCK

you

Apr 12 2011 7:18PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
damn i was on a winning streak
Apr 12 2011 7:20PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I won the game before it was even invented, thus, I cannot lose. Carry on...
Apr 12 2011 7:20PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
fuck you.. i had a rather large winning streak going
Apr 12 2011 7:22PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
check your meter kyle!
Apr 12 2011 7:31PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
not even mad.
Apr 12 2011 7:31PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
grow the fuck up. you did something wrong and got caught now deal with the consequences
Apr 12 2011 7:33PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Apr 12 2011 7:33PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
I find it funny that half the people in this thread aren't aware of whats really going on...
Apr 12 2011 7:34PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
i love you
Apr 12 2011 7:34PM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
fjaoijvboijeoijioeavanop;inraFUCKKKKKKKKioroavewanong
Apr 12 2011 7:34PM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
I love all the kids who post here thinking he actually got pulled over and don't get the joke - which is clearly (as you can see) for mature, knowledgeable audiences.
Apr 12 2011 7:35PM
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JStrathern
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Apr 12 2011 7:41PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
That is just fantastic. I would either high-five or punch the cop right there.


o btw i hate you, i haven't lost for over a month haha :P
Apr 12 2011 7:49PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
my life is at least 3x better because of the fact that i don't partake in the game.
Apr 12 2011 7:50PM
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.Duncan.
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 459
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Apr 12 2011 7:53PM
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.Duncan.
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 459
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Apr 12 2011 7:55PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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Apr 12 2011 7:56PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
usually, i think "the game" is pretty stupid because ppl just type "the game" and think theyre cool, but you actually did it in a very subtle manner and i didnt even see it coming at all, so well done.
Apr 12 2011 7:56PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
bro, no big sweat, you just lost the game.
Apr 12 2011 7:57PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90

fuck 2nd time i lost today

well played sir

Apr 12 2011 7:58PM
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