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Zulu
Posts: 61 - Karma: -20
So I asked a girl to prom on saturday, and she said yes. Just recieved a text saying she was already thinking of going with another guy (not from my school). So bummed right now :/

Just needed to get this out
Apr 10 2011 9:28PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
thats gay. only solution is to pee in her butt
Apr 10 2011 9:30PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
the only manly thing to do is ask her mum to prom
Apr 10 2011 9:30PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
smack dat bitch.
Apr 10 2011 9:30PM
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PBRasap
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smile, dude. she prob. wasn't worth it anyway.
Apr 10 2011 9:31PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
i bet you she was worth it
Apr 10 2011 9:32PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
this.
Apr 10 2011 9:33PM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35
do this then get her sister pregnant and give her mom aids
Apr 10 2011 9:34PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
This.
Apr 10 2011 9:35PM
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Zulu
Posts: 61 - Karma: -20
this made things a lot better hahaha
Apr 10 2011 9:39PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
yo ill find you a really really hot girl and send her your way and then when she sees you shell shit bricks
Apr 10 2011 9:40PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
I cannot begin to strain this enough
Apr 10 2011 9:41PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
bite her face off!!
Apr 10 2011 9:44PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
fuck her, she will prolly contract a STI anyway
Apr 10 2011 9:50PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
i hope i can contract an STI.

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Apr 10 2011 9:53PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
Dialing piper...
Apr 10 2011 10:07PM
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E.F.M.
Posts: 509 - Karma: 1,970
if this is possible do it
Apr 10 2011 10:09PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
exactly what i was thinking haha
Apr 10 2011 10:16PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
exactly what i was thinking haha
Apr 10 2011 10:16PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
you be aight
Apr 10 2011 10:18PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
Do want. Go get 'em next weekend Quentin. Do it big for the snocompton crew.
Apr 10 2011 10:22PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
blowy on the lift...
Apr 10 2011 10:25PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
dude my ribs hurt
Apr 11 2011 12:16PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
dude, go to prom night alone. trust me. i did it, and i ended up fooling around with two girls who were irritated with their dates by the end of the night. be the scape goat with no strings attached. if girls realize theyre having a bad time with who they went with, they're coming straight for you, since everyone else is occupied.

best decision i ever made. i ended up dancing up a storm with everyone, having sexual relations with different girls, and didn't have to have this whining bitch clinging to me the whole time. i did my own fuckin thing and had more fun than most of the people there.
Apr 11 2011 12:20PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

dont let a dumb mindless slut get you down

Apr 11 2011 12:22PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
did you try calling her a whore?
Apr 11 2011 12:26PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,686
My highschool prom story:

My friends ended up:
renting a tux
hiring a limo service
paying for two expensive dinners
buying prom tickets
spent excess of $100 on alcohol.
some got a hotel room,

for all of that they got a pretty photo and one night of drunken sex.

I ended up:
agreeing to work that night,
made about $120.
had my shift drink
went home,
went one night without sex.

and had money to take all of their dates out for the rest of the summer.
Apr 11 2011 12:26PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
this
Apr 11 2011 12:29PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
ill go with you...lawl
Apr 11 2011 1:07PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
haha i need to keep this in mind for when i have prom
Apr 11 2011 1:16PM
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Gmart
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 273
shit happens, if shes gonna do that too you then shes not worth it, go with someone who's not a ditz. But gl, hope everything works out
Apr 11 2011 5:48PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
My English teacher decided to interfere and told this fuckin weird kid to ask me to prom and wouldn't tell me who it was so I went to her class the period before i have her (she has a free period, kids just go and hang out in her room) and forced it out of her. I was like holy fucking oh my god you're crazy I can't go to prom with him. And I felt like a bitch but like...I couldn't. And my friend Adam was sitting right there, so I just asked him if he wanted to go with me. So my teacher called the weird kid on his phone in the middle of class to tell him that somebody already asked me. I didn't go to class that day but apparently he was super bummed and went to the health room.

Fuckin prom.
Apr 11 2011 5:52PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 33
of course the first response would be to pee in her butt.
Apr 11 2011 5:54PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
Buck up and quit being a pussy.
Apr 11 2011 6:02PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4225 - Karma: 10,625
so i've been having a shitty day too, just made everything better, thanks
Apr 11 2011 6:04PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Only problem is, I know wicked hot girls, but they sister look like they got their faces smashed in by an oncoming car with its door open.
Apr 11 2011 6:05PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Pee in his nut.
Apr 11 2011 6:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
or you can spin shit around like every hero does. if you get fired, say YEAH WELL I QUIT ANY WAY. if you get dumped, GOOD CAUSE I DIDNT LIKE YOU, SLUT. etc etc.
Apr 11 2011 6:14PM
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jonny.brom
Posts: 90 - Karma: 34
an sti... i want a wrx sti, i wonder who i need to bone to get one
Apr 11 2011 7:33PM
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jonny.brom
Posts: 90 - Karma: 34
thats why i just hate people. sh!tty deal that sucks
Apr 11 2011 7:34PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
Apr 11 2011 7:39PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
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embedd cuz i am an idiot
Apr 11 2011 7:40PM
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creamypies
Posts: 143 - Karma: 11
I already have one, loved everyday since I got it
Apr 11 2011 7:41PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,279
I'll take you to prom
Apr 11 2011 7:42PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84


Do exactly what he says from 00:10 to 00:23 to this girls house. Also, this is totally irrelevant
Apr 11 2011 7:43PM
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chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA
Apr 11 2011 8:27PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
I rarely laugh at anyhting on here, but I definitely lost that one. That was an awesome meme.
Apr 11 2011 8:31PM
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myster3
Posts: 84 - Karma: 12
here are a few ideas, write out a list of pros and cons to convince her that you are better than the other guy, you could send her a handwritten letter, call her house phone, you could ask her over the pa at school, draw a portrait of her.
if that doesn't work, shit on her car, put gum in her hair, if she is mexican you could deport her(that might take a while, but eventually it will probably piss her off) put some sort of laxative in somethin she'll drink. subscribe her to a porn magazine, a gay porn magazine, tell her mom. kill yo' self or if all that doesnt work i think the obvious thing at that point is to pee in her butt.. 
Apr 11 2011 8:50PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
not going to lie, this does work. i have used this many times
Apr 11 2011 8:51PM
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thelonewolf
Posts: 14 - Karma: 42
so true!
Apr 11 2011 8:57PM
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genoacityskier
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
i peed in her butt and she wanted you again instantly
Apr 11 2011 9:01PM
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