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How you like yo eggs?

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Daph
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Arabian.
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Fertilized.
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Mr.Luke
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he obviously likes then fried because he's black
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Jahrassicpark
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hahaha made me laugh
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Daph
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lol'ed pretty hard
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Anathema
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over easy, super runny, perfect for dipping toast in. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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HermioneGranger
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This guy knows what's up!
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RICK_ROSS
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lemmy smang it gerl
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RICK_ROSS
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fucking embed.

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a_pla5tic_bag
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toast in the yoke is so good.
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POOPDASHWOOP
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deep fried
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No_Dub
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they look so un natural and forced
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.AR6rider.
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Yup. Either this, or scrambled with cheese and hot sauce.
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General_Ripper
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These guys are hilarious they have some other sick vids. hvent seen this in a minute
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S.C
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the jellyfish were just like da fuck??
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Z-Juice
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ahh. I was actually ready to give a very detailed answer
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.frenchy
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Ok thank god, I thought it was just me who did this!
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Z-Juice
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ahh. I was actually ready to give a very detailed answer
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Anathema
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hellz naw man i've been doing that since i was knee high to a duck (and thus a very young age) and it's always been 2 runny ass eggs, three pieces of toast (two of which mop up the yolk, the last one to go with the whites) and then a pile of bacon to chomp down in between bits of toast slop and for the final bite. always save one piece of bacon for last, because that shit just tastes so geuuuddd..
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.frenchy
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Oh meh word, we are so much alike in our breakfast eating ways hahah. I save a peice of bacon for last too!!
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Mr.Huck
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I agree with this. Only thing better is when they are on flour tortilla smothered in green chili. Good juevos rancheros are unbeatable! :-)
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r0dubs
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Best one ^^^^^
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xoxoTori
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eggs benedict with artichoke hearts and avocado from the buff

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jonny828
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^^^ definitely diggin the eggs benedict

eggs best be either super fuckin runny over easy, or super soft poached. if the yoke aint all over my plate theyre too fuckin cooked
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ryantheconnolly
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unrelated besides the black people
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yojimbo
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i do one over easy one over-medium so it gets that perfect like gooey-ness but still a little runny yoke then the over easy one for wet yolk action. also poached eggs are cool cuz they look like angels flapping when you cook em.
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Childstar.
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YES EGGS BENEDICT! the breakfast of ballers
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bangarangmules
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oh my god you read my mind.
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Lé.Skiing
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Green eggs and ham
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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ewww over medium, I want a runny yolk not runny egg white. Also scrambled with cheese and hot sauce is the shit. Omelette full of all kinds of shit and massive amounts of cheese is probably the best though.

Used to love over medium with a slice of cheese on top between two pieces of toast too. egg sandwich used to be my go to breakfast in HS.
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Orrin
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Poached, quite runny inside and seasoned with salt and pepper.
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Anathema
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dude you ever have egg in the hole? my dad used to make that shit for us when we were kids. you cut a hole the diameter of a golf ball in the center of your toast, crack and egg into it, and cook the egg/toast together. it kind of makes an over hard style egg and you can pick it up and eat it on the way to school. it's genius. the toast and egg are fused together!
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KellyK
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smashin and bangin thats my favorite combonation
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Milksteak
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Yep! I fucking love doing this, so damn good. A friend of mine and I made it with a shit ton of butter to make it crispy 'n shit. Add bacon on the side and it's the fucking best.


I also love Eggs Benedict. Probably one of my favorite breakfast meals of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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B4NE1
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i cant believe I actually just laughed at that, I felt so bad until he started moaning.
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jonny828
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egg in a hole is the fuckin shit
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Lemuel
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In my cookies and brownies. I hate eggs.
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